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RoseHeart

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Adventure
« on: September 09, 2016, 09:55:44 pm »
Get to the banana tree.

You have 4 cards and 1 mile to go. You don't know what they do but one is red, one is yellow, one is blue, one is green.




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Maegil

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Re: Adventure
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2016, 10:21:33 pm »
Pray, which mile is that? Is it the one of which even the English are getting rid, or the nautical one? Maybe the Roman, or the Italian, or the Chinese?...
No, I'm guessing you're from the USA, so you perhaps use a statute mile - but again, which one?

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« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 10:25:39 pm by Maegil »
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2016, 10:54:32 pm »
Walk towards the banana tree.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2016, 11:16:01 pm »
Post to watch unit pedantry.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2016, 12:11:38 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on September 09, 2016, 11:16:01 pm
Post to watch unit pedantry.

Ah like the tutorial level on Mario Bros and Beta Minecraft.

This is 1-1 my friend.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2016, 12:13:38 am »
Quote from: ShadowHammer on September 09, 2016, 10:54:32 pm
Walk towards the banana tree.

You go the way they told you. You come up to some palm tree monkeys... they coconut bomb you!
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2016, 06:05:40 am »
Throw the red card on the ground and yell "It's time to duel!" at the monkeys.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2016, 07:40:26 am »
Quote from: Felissan on September 10, 2016, 06:05:40 am
Throw the red card on the ground and yell "It's time to duel!" at the monkeys.
Lol, don't know what's happening, but gonna sig this for the purpose of promoting dueling monkeys with red cards.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2016, 10:57:18 am »
The red card disperses in a warm glow. 3 angry monkeys,  swingin' in the tree. 1 throws a coconut and bonks you on the head ...OUCH!

-SUDDENLY-

BOOOM!!

The base of the tree that had the other two monkeys ruptures and they both go plummeting off the side of the cliff into the sea!

You have one blue card, one yellow card, and one green card. And one very surprised but coconut armed monkey who still has height advantage on you.

Coconut Bonks: 1
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2016, 11:49:33 am »
Show him the blue card and send him to the penalty box.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Adventure
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2016, 01:38:49 pm »
Another coconut barrels towards you you hold up the blue card.

Defiance

The coconut is deflected back at him(or her) stunning the monkey.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2016, 03:49:24 pm »
Did the monkey fall down? Get the coconut and bash with it at the monkey's head until one of them collapses. Make sure to keep the description at PG-13. ;)
« Last Edit: September 10, 2016, 03:52:18 pm by Maegil »
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Adventure
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2016, 04:06:20 pm »
You cannot reach the monkey(still up the tree).

The censors are pleased by this.
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Re: Adventure
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2016, 04:09:03 pm »
Grab the coconut and toss it at the monkey.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Adventure
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2016, 04:45:34 pm »
It wakes up! It screams all sorts of dirty monkey profanities then hits you with a coconut.

Coconut Bonks: 2
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Whenever you've got to make a hard decision, don't become somebody that you don't respect. -Dr. John
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