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[Wozzy]

I wonder if this is the new Valhalla plane. It doesn't feel like Elysium...nor does it smell like Stygia.

Laila looks at the door. That seems to be the way out though!

Assuming Rok Smasha doesn't break through, Laila utylizes her skill to break the door open

 Let me show you how a professional does it

[Sosoku234]

If Rock Smasha fails, just reach for the doorknob and attempt to calmly open the door. If that fails, just back sit down.

[LordPorkins]

The door literally bends around your fist before snapping back into position. Rok goes flying clear across the room and slams into whoever is close to the painting, which would be SG and GG

Laila, are you suiuuuuuuuuurree you wanna try now?


Attempting to open the door leads to a jiggling sound. Great Job!

[Shadestyle]

Sphere Grid Goes over, and opens the door, if it is locked, he knocks with an analytical expression.

[S34N1C]

wach de othrs trie two opn de dour.

[LordPorkins]

A small sign pops up saying "Please do not knock this door"


The door then swings open, a giant bunny in stereotypical aristocrat attire tumbles through. The door then slams closed.

[Wozzy]

((Yes. The character Laila is based off of has over 1000 lifetime door breaks (would show the stat if I remembered how to link it without requiring logging in), so Laila is overconfident.))

[Shadestyle]

SG takes a seat, Clearly he is beyond his means with neither tools nor magics.

[LordPorkins]

Laila winds up and breaks a huge hole in the door!


The hole then seals up.


With Laila's arm still on the other side.


The door then opens, shoots Laila's fist directly into her head, then slams shut again.

Laila Loses 1 hp and has lost her arm.



In unrelated news, there's a free mechanical arm in the middle of the room!

[UXLZ]

Beau had been leisurely strolling the infinite heavens, when a giant white hand from the sky had appeared and plucked him straight from the ground like an unruly radish. He was not, as you would imagine, chuffed to bits.

"What the!? Where in the damned tarnations am I? Stupid door, stupid hand, I bet it was in league with the carrots, why, when I get my hands on those dastardly orange vegetables I'll..."

At this points he notices the others.

"Oh.

[vishdafish]

Rok Smasha roars in frustration, punching the still-life fruit drawing to vent his anger.

[Sosoku234]

"Now, why'd you go and mess up a perfectly good painting of inanimate fruit?"

Upon noticing the new arrival,

"Ah, somebody new. Could you tell us what we're all doing here?"

[Wozzy]

Laila growlsWho keeps repairing this door!?

She collects her lost arm, before looking at the newest member. Are you the one who was repairing the door? Who's stronghold is this?!

[S34N1C]

"haha, u lost ur arm.

i wish i had mye fone. . ."

[UXLZ]

Admiring the hulking troll's artistic display of brutish inelegant vegetable smashing (also wondering if he might be able to channel it into productive, carrot-destroying activities), Beau responds to Laila in a displeased tone.

"Yes, I was repairing the door I just came flying out of. With the hammer I am not holding. And the nails I don't have. With the wooden boards that don't exist."