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[Enemy post]

You are one of several roommates who live in a house.

You ran out of milk.

You must acquire more.

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

Standard d6 rules:
1.Epic Fail:You fail horribly, and the action backfires.
2.Fail:You lose, you get nothing.
3.Average:A little success, a little failure. Most people are a 3.
4.Success:You can't always get what you want, but this time you did.
5.Major success:Everything went better than expected.
6.Overshot:Be careful what you wish for.

Character template:
Name:
Description:
Why do you want milk?

Spoiler: Player characters (click to show/hide)

Name: ATHATH
Description: Just some random dude.
Why do you want milk? I just do, okay?

Name: Ziizo
Description: Normal guy? houndoom in a trench-coat? who knows?
Why do you want milk?: What else I am going to have for breakfast? Coffee? Does somebody actually likes that?

Name: Giraffe Overmind.
Description: Not a physical being.
Motivation: Milk is amusing to me

Name: Mal Tinkke
Description: Cow Generic-looking baker.
Why do you want milk?: For cookies, of course!

Name: THE GREAT GOATSBY
Description: Goat Human magician.
Why do you want milk?: Cory in the House is a television show, which aired on the Disney Channel from January 12, 2007, to September 12, 2008, and was a spin-off from the Disney show That's So Raven. The show focuses on Cory Baxter, who moves from San Francisco, California to Washington, D.C. with his father, after Victor Baxter gets a new job in the White House as the official head chef. The series marks a Disney Channel first, as it is the channel's first spin-off. This is also the only Disney Channel spin-off series to be broadcast in standard definition for the entire length of the show. Reruns of the series have not been produced on Disney Channel, or on Disney XD; however they continue to air on the Family channel in Canada. Raven-Symoné guest-starred, reprising her role as Raven Baxter in one episode. In 2014 Disney Channel started airing a weekly block called Disney Replay on Wednesdays nights, during which episodes of Cory in the House air alongside That's So Raven and Kim Possible, among others.

Didn't give a description, so I'm guessing for now.
Name:Yoink?
Description:Generic?
Why do you want milk?:It's tasty?

Name: Lord Eliphas the Inheritor
Description: Chaos Lord of Word Bearers Traitors Legion.
Why do you want milk?: Chaos as a whole would benefit from having milk.

Name: Roboute Guilliman
Description: Honestly just look him up.
Why do you want milk? To help me heal. I just woke up from stasis.

Name: Zibnob-loobroq-blingulon XXXI
Description: A gray alien who has been abducting cows for many years as milk is the finest delicacy of all to his species
Why do you want milk: As noted, milk is the finest of all delicacies for his species, but he is forced to deliver any cows he abducts to his home planet mars(or as they call it, "Planetoid Zeta-Alpha-Gamma-Theta-Omega-Delta-Beta-Omicron") before he can extract the milk!

Name: Ozzy Smith
Description: A businessman holding a briefcase and wearing a formal suit.
Why I want milk: Coffee is barely tolerable without milk.

Name: I want milk
Description: he wants milk
Why I want milk: I don't want milk

Name: Fatio Nably Lait
Description: Is always late. Its almost like a super power or something...
Why do you want milk?: Fatio needs milk so that maybe someday, he can accomplish his greatest life goal, to become a lazy cow.

Name: Milk
Description: I am milk.
Why I want milk: I need milk to exist.

Name: Harbinger
Description: The image of his (possesed) body
Why do you want milk? You rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh are incapable of comprehending our reason for seeking the substance you labeled as 'milk'.

Name: Shaun O'Brian
Description: Tall, with a blue jumper and trousers. Wears a paddy hat. Has a beard.
Why do you want milk: Shaun has devised a formula which should enable time travel. He, however, needs a constant supply of milk to keep it running, so he needs cows to power it.

Name: Armnotok
Description: An ordinary human... except that he's made of gold, with scriptures of milk upon his body. God of milk awakens after a long time without milk.
Why do you want milk?: Milk for the milk god!

Name: The Brian
Description: A horribly misspelled evil genius.
Why do you want milk?: SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

Names: Angelo(Arcan) or Diablo(Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo)
Description: The forces of heaven and hell both needed a champion, eventually, the two sides decided to pick one man in order to prove weather good or evil was greater on the hearts of man. The man Adam Simons, gained the powers of the two avatars Angelo, who goes by Arcan to avoid suspicion, has the powers of Luxturgy (light magic), flight, and angelic bad-assery and is the avatar of heaven, (Wears a blue long coat with holes for his wings to stick out, a blue hood, blue pants, a blue dress shirt, a blue tie, and a silver and blue full face mask. Has gold tipped angel wings) and Diablo, who goes by Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo to gain notoriety, has the powers of nyxturgy (shadow magic), flight, and demonic bad-assery and is the avatar of hell. (Wears what Angelo wears, but a trench coat instead of a long coat, red instead of blue, and shiny onyx black instead of silver. Has black tipped angel wings)
Why do you want milk? Diablo "I want orange juice, not milk" Angelo "For the good of all I wish to split the milk equally among all parties except chaos" Diablo Yeah, screw Chaos!" Angelo "Diablo you had your turn now quiet down." Diablo *blessing under his breath*

Diablo's fake backstory "I am Ov'n-cal'f J'zargo, demon god of Orange juice and infernal intern in hells marketing department (all devils that interact with earth are on the marketing department). I came to this world for one purpose, TO TURN ALL MILK INTO ALMOND MILK! Oh, wait, my assistant says that isn't evil enough, well then, I WILL TURN ALL MILK INTO ORANGE JUICE AND RUIN ALL YOUR CEREAL, *evil laugh*"

Angelo's fake backstory "I am a simple angel sent to this plain in the hopes of peacefully ending this conflict and preventing sin."

Every third turn starting with (the first) flip a coin, if its heads, Angelo is in control for these turns, tails, Diablo is.

Name:A man.
Description:a man in a polo shirt and jeans with one mission.
Why do you want milk?:That mission is to find the best milk shake in the world.

Name: Andre Anderson Real name: War
Description: Average guy Horseman of apocalypse
Reason for milk: Dem bones.

Name:0cra_tr0per
Description:Likes Minecraft
Why do you want milk?:To cure status affects.

Name: Saitama
Description: The True one punch man
Why do you want milk? It's on sale.

Name: The One Majestic Flying Whale
Description: The name speaks for itself. One great whale in the midst of others. Just your ordinary majestic flying whale.
Why do you want milk? Milk is so rich and delectable, and if harvested from the correct source (the great Mother Whale) it can lead to glorious new purpose.

Fly through the sky, mind own business looking for some milk

Name:Dustan Hache
Description:Horseman of Famine.
Why do you want milk?:Didn't say.

Name: Nephalem
Description: There were once an Angel and a Demon, Angelo and Diablo, given the same mission, to take the body of Adam Simons and share it with a being that was their complete opposite. However, they both soon learned they had more in common than they had differences. As a result, they became friends, and though they often had different goals, would work together to achieve them.However, one day they found a goal they both could agree on, saving the world. A being known as ATHATH was attempting to destroy the world with his Doom Mug, but Angelo stopped him an locked him in the elder plain. However, it didn't last long, and he escaped to plague the world again. Later, ATHATH began his plan anew, and sent another Doom Mug at the earth, known as the NEO Doom Mug. Once more the angel and demon pair tried to save the world, and once more they succeeded, and ATHATH was soon to pay for his crimes in the courts of Hell. But all was not well, as ATHATH took his NEO Doom Mug to hell with him, and it destroyed the heart of evil. With this, the cosmic order broke, angels fought angels, and demons invaded the mortal, plain. Angelo and Diablo began their greatest mission, one both sides agreed on, to return to the beginning of the world and stop ATHATH from ever completing his plan. But as they stood, soon to save the world, ATHATH appeared before them, reincarnated as the anathema of hope itself, ready for a final duel to the death. Sadly, our heros, the worlds final hopes, fell in battle, but, from the broken body (replace with ashes, blood stain, or whatever would be appropriate for how my character died) rose a new form. Clad in a red and blue suit, pants, and shoes, with two different cuff links, one a black one with a red monogrammed D, and another gold, with a simple blue A. In either hand is a sword, one blazing with hellfire, and another with a holy blaze. From his back sprout two sets of wings, one black with a silver edge, and another white with a golden edge. He wears no mask, unlike his predecessors, instead showing off a classically handsome face, such as you'd expect to see in a painting of a Greek god, however one eye's sclera (the white of the eye) is black, and the iris red, the other has a normal sclera, and a blue iris. He has two horns sprouting from his head, with a halo glowing golden circling them both. He is greater than the sum of his parts, not simply a cross breed of an Angel and a Devil, but something stronger than both, and he will save this world.

Name: Lazru
Description: A edgy looking fucker
Why do you want milk? I NEED MILK TO UNLOCK MY FINAL FORM

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Forces of Chaos:Invading.
The Milk Monster:Crippled and trapped.
Store employees:Suspicious.
Ithadtam:Ghost of a giant knight.
Rethi's minions:A stormtrooper, some Mongol riders, and generic thugs.
Angry cows:Also known as Hell Bovines. Rebelling against the US.
Cow defectors:Returned to the service of their Overmind.
All giraffes in the world:Possessed by what was the Shadow. Formed the nation of Giraffia and took over the US government.
Oichi:Miyadaiku.
Mal's army:Serving Mal Tinkke. Consists of 2.7 million cats and 10 million cows.
Catacomb golem:Dead.
Men of Iron:Fallen.
Reptilians:They were at the highest levels of most governments. Exposed by Giraffe Snake.
Abraham Lincoln:Time traveling.
John Wilkes Booth:Arrested.
GDI:Battling terrorism and the Brotherhood of Nod worldwide.
Cake Titan:It lives.
Norton Antivirus subcontractors:Going to End of the World party.
National Guard:Routed.
A guy named Spacelaser:Claims he invented ukulele metal. Wounded by vampire bats. Now allied with Milkdrinker.
Followers of Milk:Might be a cult. Turned into milk creatures.
Vampire bats:Swarming. Under the influence of Milkdrinker.
Chimera:Slain by Crusaders.
Zerg & Protoss:Defeated.
Dinosaurs:Roar. Allied with the Bovine rebellion.
Chupacabras:Not psychic.
Vladimir Putin:President of Russia.
Leviathan:Canst thou draw out Leviathan with a fish-hook? One of two living Princes of Hell.
Skysharks:They make sense if you don't think about them.
Dark Eldar:Evil space elves.
Napoleon's Ghost:Returned, again.
Napoleon's Ghost army:One last battle.
Knights Templar:Crusading.
Tyranid survivors:Extremely lucky.
Evil Dinosaur Milk Cheese:Stinky.
Giraffe Snake:Sneaky. Died to liberate the world from the Reptilian menace.
Nazi zombies:Coming in waves.
Lucifer:That old serpent, who is the devil. Dead.
Tesla:The Internet's favorite mad scientist.
7 princes of Hell:Demons. Includes Lucifer. All dead except for Leviathan and Asmodeus.
Metalheads:Fans of Milkdrinker!
Sound guy:Makes Milkdrinker sound more metal.
Last Chancers:Criminal Imperial Guardsmen.
Ultramarines:The blue ones.
Chupacabra King:Psychic teleporting chupacabra. Dead.
Elemental Lord of Flame:Flame King.
The Tau:The Greater Good!
Simon Cowell:Not very nice.

Spoiler: Locations (click to show/hide)

City of Genericville:Mostly harmless. Currently in winter.
House:RIM(Rest In Milk).
House 2:Not as good as the original.
Store:They have milk, and secrets.
Main Street:War torn.
The library:They have books. The door is repaired, but now the window is broken.
McDonalds:The cow level.
The zoo:Here there be animals.
Home Depot:Closed today. The door is broken down and some wares were stolen. A massive flaming pair of aircraft smashing into has badly damaged it.
The Nether:Blocky.
Gas station:Normal.
Labyrinthine Fortress:A-maze-ing.
City Hall:Former Chaos HQ. Destroyed by ion cannon.
Police station:Destroyed by artillery barrage.
Airport:Normal.
Ford's Theatre:Unremarkable.
Ozzy's workplace:Normal.
Goat milk farm:Conquered by McDonalds cows.
School:Evacuated due to Chaos invasion.
Elder Plane:Here there be monsters.
The mall:Having a sale.
Luxembourg:One of the world's smallest countries. No cheap apartments.
Luxembourg hotel:Pretty nice.
Ziizo's house:In Luxembourg.
Washington DC:Seat of the US government.
DC grocery store:It's got milk.
Macragge:Home planet of the Ultramarines.
Portsmouth Naval Shipyard:Conquered by Chaos.
Wendy's:Makes great milkshakes.
Concord:Capitol of New Hampshire. Conquered by Chaos.
Craftworld Ulthwe:Belongs to the Eldar.
Miilkvile:In yer 47, twon was setle.
The Void:
Food Dimension:Edible.
Eiffel Tower:Center of the eldritch Movie France, in which all windows are facing this structure regardless of where you are.
Upper atmosphere:Like space but not.
Area 51:Groom Lake Air Force Base.
Holy Terra:Home of the Imperium.
Chupacabra Earth:Destroyed.
Mount Everest:Has a giant mug handle stuck in it.
Art gallery:Has some nice paintings.
Mount Rushmore:Now a volcano.
Hell:Destroyed and flooded with milk by the Neo-Doom Mug.

Spoiler: Hall of Milk (click to show/hide)

Pail of ATHATH's milk:Acquired by Mal Tinkke.
Gallon of milk:In Ozzy's possession.
Strawberry milk and donuts:Bought for a bargain by Ziizo.
Four McDonalds milk bottles:Drunk by Lorgar.
Milk:Is milk
Cart of milk:Purchased by Inqusitor.
Clone of Yoink's heart that sprays mutation-inducing milk instead of blood:Brought into being by Goatsby.
Fatio's milkshake:Acquired after much difficulty.
Binding Saucer of Milk:A trap.
Cow milk:Collected by Mal Tinkke.
Milk flooded basement:Created by ATHATH.
Milk rain and lake:Armnotok's creation.
Yoink's hot chocolate:Has some milk.
Giant puddle of milk:Used to be a house.
Some milk pails:Acquired by Rethi-Eli.
Means of milky production:Seized by the cat army.
Doom Mug:In another dimension and broken apart.
American Milk Trade:Under the control of the giraffes.
Offering of Milk:Milk for the milk god.
A bunch of cheap milk:Acquired by Shaun O'Brian.
A collection of Wendy's milkshakes:Purchased/Stolen by Spazyak.
The Neo-Doommug:Destroyed Hell.
Milk Cloud:Has sharks in it.
All remaining milk in Genericville:Gathered by Armnotok's followers.
A couple bottles of milk:More significant than anyone could know.

Turn list:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,
21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35.

This is my first RTD, here goes nothing.

Minimalism and Milk 2

[ATHATH]

Name: ATHATH
Description: Just some random dude.
Why do you want milk? I just do, okay?

Spontaneously create a glass of milk in a safe location within 5 feet of me. Obtain the created milk. Win the game.

[ziizo]

Name: Ziizo
Description: Normal guy? houndoom in a trench-coat? who knows?
Why do you want milk?: What else I am going to have for breakfast? Coffee? Does somebody actually likes that?

Jump out of the window, there no time for doors you must go to the nearby store NOW.

[Glass]

Name: Unknown
Description: Indistinct shadowy figure
Motivation: Milk is amusing to me

Possess the refrigerator and flood the room with milk

[OceanSoul]

Name: Mal Tinkke
Description:Cow Generic-looking baker.
Why do you want milk?: For cookies, of course!

Run back into the puddle of milk I just ran out of. If unsuccessful, squeeze the milk out of my boots into a glass.

[Mallos]

Spoiler: HE IS THE GREATEST (click to show/hide)

Name: THE GREAT GOATSBY
Description: Goat Human magician.
Why do you want milk?: Cory in the House is a television show, which aired on the Disney Channel from January 12, 2007, to September 12, 2008, and was a spin-off from the Disney show That's So Raven. The show focuses on Cory Baxter, who moves from San Francisco, California to Washington, D.C. with his father, after Victor Baxter gets a new job in the White House as the official head chef. The series marks a Disney Channel first, as it is the channel's first spin-off. This is also the only Disney Channel spin-off series to be broadcast in standard definition for the entire length of the show. Reruns of the series have not been produced on Disney Channel, or on Disney XD; however they continue to air on the Family channel in Canada. Raven-Symoné guest-starred, reprising her role as Raven Baxter in one episode. In 2014 Disney Channel started airing a weekly block called Disney Replay on Wednesdays nights, during which episodes of Cory in the House air alongside That's So Raven and Kim Possible, among others.

ATTEMPT TO TRANSMUTE THE AIR IN THE ROOM INTO MILK

[Enemy post]

TURN 1

We open on the home of several individuals. A man named Athath, Ziizo the hoodlum, Mal Tinkke the baker, The Great Goatsby (Who needs no introduction), and a shadowy spectre.

Perhaps others were in this house, but the story begins with these. On a morning bright and clear, there was no milk.

Name: ATHATH
Description: Just some random dude.
Why do you want milk? I just do, okay?

Spontaneously create a glass of milk in a safe location within 5 feet of me.

5
You reach out, and your power warps the universe. With a shimmer of heat on your table, you see silica form into a glass. A calm rushing noise accompanies the milk as it fills the glass. You have no doubt that this is the most perfect glass of milk any mortal may ever know. However,

Obtain the created milk.

2

With a terrible clanking, black metal surrounds the glass. With a few more moments, a tungsten safe appears.

Name: Mal Tinkke
Description:Cow Generic-looking baker.
Why do you want milk?: For cookies, of course!

Run back into the puddle of milk I just ran out of.

(Clever)
3
You burst from a portal to the Food Dimension with a package of cookies under your arm. You were going to have a nice snack, but you see that your home has no milk. You wheel around to the portal and attempt to dive back through. Unfortunately, the portal closes just as you reach it. A bit splashed on your clothes is all you get.

If unsuccessful, squeeze the milk out of my boots into a glass.

Thinking quickly, you grab your boots and attempt to squeeze out the leftover milk.
1
You crush your boots to nothing, but you only get a worthless glass of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne.

Name: Unknown
Description: Indistinct shadowy figure
Motivation: Milk is amusing to me

Possess the refrigerator and flood the room with milk

2

Spoiler: HE IS THE GREATEST (click to show/hide)

Name: THE GREAT GOATSBY
Description: Goat Human magician.
Why do you want milk?: Cory in the House is a television show, which aired on the Disney Channel from January 12, 2007, to September 12, 2008, and was a spin-off from the Disney show That's So Raven. The show focuses on Cory Baxter, who moves from San Francisco, California to Washington, D.C. with his father, after Victor Baxter gets a new job in the White House as the official head chef. The series marks a Disney Channel first, as it is the channel's first spin-off. This is also the only Disney Channel spin-off series to be broadcast in standard definition for the entire length of the show. Reruns of the series have not been produced on Disney Channel, or on Disney XD; however they continue to air on the Family channel in Canada. Raven-Symoné guest-starred, reprising her role as Raven Baxter in one episode. In 2014 Disney Channel started airing a weekly block called Disney Replay on Wednesdays nights, during which episodes of Cory in the House air alongside That's So Raven and Kim Possible, among others.

ATTEMPT TO TRANSMUTE THE AIR IN THE ROOM INTO MILK

3

Name: Ziizo
Description: Normal guy? houndoom in a trench-coat? who knows?
Why do you want milk?: What else I am going to have for breakfast? Coffee? Does somebody actually likes that?

Jump out of the window, there no time for doors you must go to the nearby store NOW.

4

A spectre flows down from the ceiling into the kitchen, wreathed in darkness that drowns out the flickery bulb therein. A magician chants an arcane invocation. An ordinary man knows three things. This looks like trouble, he needs milk for breakfast, and doors are just too slow. The spectre enters the fridge and its plastic pieces begin to move with purpose. Goatsby completes his spell. The air in the room begins to clump together into orbs of milk. Ziizo leaps through the window and lands in the driveway with his trenchcoat and broken glass trailing in the wind. The spectre attempts to flood the room with milk, but is unable to conjure matter. The leftover food already present in the fridge is launched instead. For a moment, the spraying food and tranquil milk exist together. Then the vaccum of the airless room refills. The milk and matter merge and are splattered all over the room.

[ATHATH]

Obtain one of the tiny splatters of milk that are in the room. Win the game.

[Mallos]

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.

[ATHATH]

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.

pls no

[Mallos]

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.

pls no

Spoiler: YES! (click to show/hide)

[Yoink]

ENTER HOUSE, OBSERVE SITUATION
HEAD TO MY ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR

CHECK ON SECRET STASH OF POWDERED MILK UNDER BED

[CABL]

Okay, let's try minimalist RTD! If you put me on the waitlist, then PM me when I shall post.

Spoiler: Forces of Chaos... Bow to me. (click to show/hide)

Name: Lord Eliphas the Inheritor
Description: Chaos Lord of Word Bearers Traitors Legion.
Why do you want milk?: Chaos as a whole would benefit from having milk.

Go to the streets and find the nearest Chaos cult.
Demand them to work for me, if it doesn't work, slice them all with my power sword.
If successful, give them orders to open Warp Portal.
Summon 10 Chaos Space Marines from the Portal.
Attack and loot the store.

[ziizo]

Parkour my way to the nearby store. And remember no time for opening doors just charge trough it.

[johiah]

Name: Roboute Guilliman
Description: Description: Honestly just look him up.
[/quote]
Why do you want milk? To help me heal. I just woke up from stasis.

Spawn outside. Too big to fit inside.
Stop the Chaos Legion guy from going anywhere. By force if necessary.