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Total Members Voted: 42

[Rethi-Eli]

Florida

I do not live in a loincloth

You don't wear pants?

My house is not inside of a kobold's loincloth.

That's what they want you to think

[ShinQuickMan]

Best to drop everything in our loincloth. The dagger, throwing axes, greatsword, mining pick, anvil, forklift, florida, The Beatles, a saxaphone, the colour of a white cloud in the depth of midnight, the original draft of Starry Starry Night...

I think you mean Texas.

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Also, +1.

[tapk]

Drop the dagger. INTO GRIZZLY BEAR MAN'S SKULL

[MadMonkey]

Drop the dagger. INTO GRIZZLY BEAR MAN'S SKULL

It definitely looks like Grawr is going to drop the dagger. I was about to draw the next update when this comment gave another idea so I will open the poll for about 20-30 minutes. Again, I won't be able to update until Monday but I will be up all night working on the comic.

[tapk]

there ia a tattoo on bearman's chest - smth like #□√ or #α√ (GAE or GRE). not that it matters now.

[MadMonkey]

Best to drop everything in our loincloth. The dagger, throwing axes, greatsword, mining pick, anvil, forklift, florida, The Beatles, a saxaphone, the colour of a white cloud in the depth of midnight, the original draft of Starry Starry Night...

You have to think long and hard about this one. This dagger is all you have left. Who are you kidding? Even this dagger doesn't belong to you because you stole it when you flunked out of Kobold Academy.



Maybe you are a stupid monster like they say. Maybe you deserve what ever the dwarves are going to do to you.

You put down the dagger.



You do find other things in your loincloth but all of them are attached to your body.
You also have things in your -llama leather bag-. If you want to fully inspect your inventory press [ I ].

[tapk]

Press [ I ]

[MadMonkey]

Press [ I ]

You press [ I ] and inspect your inventory.



As you do that the Grizzly Bear Man picks up your  kobold-tech 3000. "See Doren. He may be useful for our cause."



Doren says, "I'm serious GBM, if Solon finds out about this we are dead. LIKE, MAGMA PITS DEAD. Not even hammer to the back of the head dead. MAGMA! How does this STUPID KOBOLD even fit into our plans?"

Grizzly Bear Man says, "I hef a few ideas but we weel hef to descuss it with the others. What is your name little one?"

[Glass]

...do we have a name?

If not, I've decided his name is Craig.

[tapk]

Of course we have a name. It's Grawr Kokobokleebis. I just not sure we can pronounce it.

[tapk]

His tattoo is GBM! So ◊ is B! And second door really have "BARRAKS" on it! It must be written by GBM himself and he is from Future Spikes and can't spell dwarvian well) Its too pity that symbol for M is beyond recognition.

[tapk]

Introduce yourself as Craig Naarhwegkhth (you dont want GBM to know your true name. and you want GBM to brake his jaw while pronouncing it)

To Glass: OK, i got it.

[Glass]

Stop posting posts one after the other.

Just edit one post if you want to add more information.

[Rethi-Eli]

Stop posting posts one after the other.

Just edit one post if you want to add more information.

+1

[Glass]

Naarhwegkhth

you want GBM to brake his jaw while pronouncing it

Nar-WEG-kith. That's how you'd pronounce that.

It's not that difficult.