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Total Members Voted: 42

[Imic]

THROW THE FUCKING CAT

[IndigoFenix]

Pet the cat and try to get it to follow you.
It will serve as an emergency canteen if you start to feel thirsty.

[scourge728]

Pet the cat and try to get it to follow you.
It will serve as an emergency canteen if you start to feel thirsty.

+1

[Dunamisdeos]

Pet the cat and try to get it to follow you.
It will serve as an emergency canteen if you start to feel thirsty.

+1

+1

Practice your best "Bleh" noises in preparation for when you introduce yourself as Count Koboldula later on.

Also, make friends with the cat and try to do cool things like turn into mist and escape. If this fails, dodgeroll through bars if there are no guards sensed nearby.

[MottledPetrel]

Use your new hemomancer powers and raise the pile of blood into a minion. Send said minion out to search for the lever that opens the bars to the cell. Use blood within the cat for extra building material for the minion if need be.

I have no idea how true this comic is trying to stick to normal dwarf fortress, but as of right now I'm going by Spellcraft rules to say that we have learned the secrets of hemomancy and have become a KOBOLD HEMOMANCER. (Hemomancy is blood magic, for anyone who doesn't get it.)

[stingpie]

Use your new hemomancer powers and raise the pile of blood into a minion. Send said minion out to search for the lever that opens the bars to the cell. Use blood within the cat for extra building material for the minion if need be.

I have no idea how true this comic is trying to stick to normal dwarf fortress, but as of right now I'm going by Spellcraft rules to say that we have learned the secrets of hemomancy and have become a KOBOLD HEMOMANCER. (Hemomancy is blood magic, for anyone who doesn't get it.)

+1
Make the blood minion build a blood statue of KING HEMOMANCER KOBOLD.

[King Zultan]

Pet the cat and try to get it to follow you.
It will serve as an emergency canteen if you start to feel thirsty.

+1

+1

Practice your best "Bleh" noises in preparation for when you introduce yourself as Count Koboldula later on.

Also, make friends with the cat and try to do cool things like turn into mist and escape. If this fails, dodgeroll through bars if there are no guards sensed nearby.

+1

[MadMonkey]

Use your new hemomancer powers and raise the pile of blood into a minion. Send said minion out to search for the lever that opens the bars to the cell. Use blood within the cat for extra building material for the minion if need be.

You concentrate on moving the blood on the ground and it starts to bubble.



After some practice you get it into the shape of a minion! You are now a NOVICE HEMOMANCER



However, it seems it only looks like a minion. As soon as you stop concentrating on holding that shape it it turns back into a pool of blood.

[Ultimuh]

Attempt to drain the blood out from the cat. Just a small amount, not enough to kill it. This is just an experiment, for now.

[King Zultan]

Attempt to drain the blood out from the cat. Just a small amount, not enough to kill it. This is just an experiment, for now.

+1

[Liber celi]

Animate a speck of blood and move it in front of the cat like a laser pointer

[mightymushroom]

Animate a speck of blood and move it in front of the cat like a laser pointer

+1

[stingpie]

Yeah, Lets not try to hurt our cat mom yet.

[pikachu17]

See if we can turn into blood temporarily. If so, flow through the bars.

[Fish Preferred]

See if we can turn into blood temporarily. If so, flow through the bars.

+1

If that doesn't work, survey the area outside the cell for a lever. Hopefully we can bloodbend somebody into pulling it and (even more hopefully) retracting the bars without activating some insidious death trap.