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6 (14.3%)

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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[mightymushroom]

The science is persuasive.
Follow that plan!

[King Zultan]

I also support the science based plan.

[delphonso]

Science is for nerds, the earth is flat, vaccines cause autism.

We must become one with the rack.

use all weapons in reach  to do maximum damage to enemies and allies alike!

[pikachu17]

I support Superdorf's science-backed plan, especially the part where we keep the goblin alive.

[High tyrol]

I support Superdorf's science-backed plan, especially the part where we keep the goblin alive.

+1

[thedrelle]

I support Superdorf's science-backed plan, especially the part where we keep the goblin alive.

+1

+1

[MadMonkey]

Slice off its hand!

+1Slash at that hand as hard as you possibly can. Having released yourself, !!DODGEROLL!! backwards out of the weapon rack. Stay close to our allies. When a trog gets too close to the group, swiftly cripple it with Quick leg shots; dodge away and let a buddy kill it if a buddy's at hand, kill it quick if not. Don't get overwhelmed, always leave space to move about, and avoid becoming Tired at all costs-- a tired kobold is a dead kobold.

And try not to let the goblin die.

You swing hard at the troglodytes hand and the severed part sails off in an arc. The crowd cheers.



You climb out of the weapon rack and a troglodyte rushes you.



You dodge-roll away from it's attack landing behind your allies. They form a wall between you and the troglodyte swarm.



Do you stay behind your allies or do you move forward to flank the troglodytes?

[Ultimuh]

Make sure the downed Troglodytes stay dead by stabbing them.

[King Zultan]

Dodge-roll around and stab the troglodytes.

[Immortal-D]

move forward to flank the troglodytes?

Make sure the downed Troglodytes stay dead by stabbing them.

Dodge-roll around and stab the troglodytes.

All of the above! Flank the trogs by dodge-rolling around them and lashing with your dagger at the same time. Become a spinning ball of death

[delphonso]

The good ol' flank n' shank.

[pikachu17]

move forward to flank the troglodytes?

Make sure the downed Troglodytes stay dead by stabbing them.

Dodge-roll around and stab the troglodytes.

All of the above! Flank the trogs by dodge-rolling around them and lashing with your dagger at the same time. Become a spinning ball of death

In addition, if at any point you get an easy opportunity to do so, cut their throats. Its the only guaranteed one-hit-kill, even if it is slow and innacurate.

[thedrelle]

The good ol' flank n' shank.

+1

[Superdorf]

In addition, if at any point you get an easy opportunity to do so, cut their throats. Its the only guaranteed one-hit-kill, even if it is slow.

Again-- High Master knife user. Steel dagger.

We can send body parts flying.


Now then, a plan, a plan... we need a plan... ah! A plan!

Dodge-roll around and
stab the troglodytes.

Perfect! But we need to figure out which trogs we're stabbing slashing, and how we go about said slashing.

The champion's a nigh-inexhaustible steel-and-candy behemoth. He'll be fine. The goblin may need help later, but for now is proving surprisingly competent. That dwarf in the leather tho...

Oh that dwarf needs help. And possibly medical attention. And possibly an eyepatch.

Now then. Active dodging shouldn't make us Tired, so we can !!dodgeroll!! as much as we like without worry. Soo:

Dodgeroll between our allies until we reach the side of our leather-clad buddy. If he's got a trog attacking him, dismember that trog as quickly and violently as possible. If no trog has reached him yet, instead target whichever one is closest and not currently covered by the champion.

Take any convenient shots we can (which is to say, any shot Normal in difficulty or better). Prioritize limbs in the following order:

- Heads/necks (instakill!)
- Throat (Less instant kill!)
- Legs/feet (crippling blow!)
- Arms/hands (Eh, at least the trog's less dangerous now.)
- Any other shot is either too difficult, too risky, or not useful enough. Avoid if at all possible.

As before, avoid becoming Tired at all costs. And try not to let the goblin dwarf die.

[mightymushroom]

All of the above! Flank the trogs by dodge-rolling around them and lashing with your dagger at the same time. Become a spinning ball of death

+1 to spinning ball of death

As before, avoid becoming Tired at all costs. And try not to let the dwarf goblin die.

I liked it better the other way. 
(There's only one of them, after all, who appears likely to assist us in a future jailbreak.)