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10 (23.8%)

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6 (14.3%)

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17 (40.5%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[evictedSaint]

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

[Naturegirl1999]

”I have living creatures I intend to take to a planet with life. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions”

[Anonylemon]

”I have living creatures I intend to take to a planet with life. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions”

+1

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Also +1 since they’ll probably ask about the high-velocity jerky that flew through the portal

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh yeah, forgot we threw thet

[Fishyfire]

”I have living creatures I intend to take to a planet with life. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions”

+1
Elves like trees so maybe moon elves like space trees, tell them you have trees on board as well!

and if they doubt that then use hemomancy to make a blood plant out of our blood toga and show them!

[Naturegirl1999]

-1 to the trees thing, they wil a) likeky check the ship and b) notice that the plant is made of blood and not an actual plant

[delphonso]

Moon trees might be made of blood. There's only one way to find out.

[Fishyfire]

-1 to the trees thing, they wil a) likeky check the ship and b) notice that the plant is made of blood and not an actual plant

what if it was a carnivorous blood plant and it ate the moon elf if they didn't think it was actually a plant (assuming they entered the ship to check)? and how could they notice that it is a blood plant from a hologram?

maybe we could say we are going to that world to study the trees? these are elves so we have to mention trees to them!

haha! I didn't notice your profile avatar was a piranha plant!

[Quarque]

You see your home approaching. An elf appears on the hologram.

"Clara III, you are entering moon elf air space. State your business and cargo immediately." the elf says.

Wait.. I missed the sentence "you see your home approaching".

Does.. does this mean our home has been taken over by moon elves? 

[Superdorf]

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

ALL THE +1

[Sanctume]

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

ALL THE +1

+1 for the Gwar Solo reference

[Dunamisdeos]

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Also +1 since they’ll probably ask about the high-velocity jerky that flew through the portal

+1, tell them there was jerky leak, took us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak. Very delicious.

[Naturegirl1999]

Can we combine them?

”I have living creatures I intend to take to a planet with life. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions”

+1

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Also +1 since they’ll probably ask about the high-velocity jerky that flew through the portal

+1 to combining the suggestions. Let's mention the living creatures, then the "weapons system"

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Can we combine them?

”I have living creatures I intend to take to a planet with life. Will you let us pass? There are no hostile intentions”

+1

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Also +1 since they’ll probably ask about the high-velocity jerky that flew through the portal

+1 to combining the suggestions. Let's mention the living creatures, then the "weapons system"

+1

[delphonso]

Can we at least cosplay as Gwar Solo for that line? We could use hemomancy to shape a vest.