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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 755916 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11970 on: June 04, 2018, 05:33:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11971 on: June 04, 2018, 05:53:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11972 on: June 04, 2018, 06:05:43 pm »

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I mean no wonder Cyl's brother banished her. Like I mean if you really think insulting the person who's harboring you in their court out of kindness and even having the nerve to do so to said person's daughter is a good idea then I wouldn't want your genetics anywhere near a throne either.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11973 on: June 04, 2018, 08:24:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11974 on: June 04, 2018, 09:23:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11975 on: June 04, 2018, 09:26:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11976 on: June 04, 2018, 11:31:57 pm »

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If we roll poorly we can throw Lady Alissa out and send our daughter to live with her charismatic step-father who will hopefully manipulate her into accepting her reduced position treat her with love and respect.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11977 on: June 05, 2018, 12:15:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11978 on: June 05, 2018, 01:27:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11979 on: June 05, 2018, 01:40:02 am »

BB

WTF PEOPLE

ugh I knew you assholes would do this if we married Cyl

why do you make me regret not putting Rinilda on the throne directly at the succession crisis
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11980 on: June 05, 2018, 01:59:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11981 on: June 05, 2018, 02:59:25 am »

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ugh I knew you assholes would do this if we married Cyl

why do you make me regret not putting Rinilda on the throne directly at the succession crisis

Well, it's always been the question on the air hasn't it been? The whole point in marrying Cyl was to unify the two countries, that's been the stated reason every step of the way (except when Cyl would take over with his charisma trait and talk of love I guess...) It wasn't going to happen via Cyl adopting a female to be the heir of his more bloodline focused male inheriting only country.

I'm not sure if we should be passing her aside, although I think it'd be a lot more legal and easy to do then any other solution.

But mostly at this point I'm not sure if Cyl will let us make her inherit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11982 on: June 05, 2018, 03:55:51 am »

its a hard choice but we want to unify the 2 nations. because our firstborn is not from cyl, he and the nobles of Cydwyl will not let that happen. So if we want to unify we need to make our second daughter heir. However this does not mean we will abandon Rinilda, how about we give her a big piece of land that she can rule over?

but none of this matters because as soon as we get a male he will be heir.

the only sad part of this is that we will lose the Yoean dynasty as the emperor line but sacrifices need to be made.

Alissa however can fuck right of

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11983 on: June 05, 2018, 03:58:46 am »

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You try to break news to her in best way possible.

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She seems understanding, especially when you say you will arrange a good marriage for her, but she still looks as if you have broken her smol, princessy heart. She goes to sleep quietly and you make your way to Lady Alissa's chambers.

THUD! You slam open the door, making Lady Alissa choke on the ale she was drinking.

A) "You better stop messing with my family, or else!"
B) "BEGONE FROM MY PALACE, THOT!"
C) "TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!"
D) "Care to explain yourself to me, Lady Alissa?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11984 on: June 05, 2018, 04:03:00 am »

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