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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Hotfire90]

A

[Haspen]

You decide to CHAAAAARRGEE!

You lead your guards and officers into the advancing cavalry of the Damdamians!

The fighting is intense, and the helmeted man with the banner yells at your direction once your forces get close to him. He wears a decorated suit of armor and a cape made of luxurious material. If that is not Crown Prince, then you must've underestimated their fashion sense!

The horses gallop and you two clash in melee!

4*

With powerful swing to his side, you dent his shield, which he discards! The man yells and then turns his horse so that your swords can meet one on one!

2*

But then he manages to strike you in the abdomen. You feel the terrible sting of steel burning your flesh.

4*

The melee continues and the man seems furious that even with your wound, you're putting up such a fight! In a moment of anger, he slips in his defense, and you strike at his dominant hand, cutting through the gauntlet protecting him! He disengages momentarily from the combat. Both of your horses circle each other as you see him switch the weapon to his other hand, the one that held his sword previously red with blood.

3*

As the melee continues however, you feel your wound giving you even more pain. That proves to be your undoing, as Lupus then strikes you across the chest. It doesn't kill you, but you curse loudly as the world spins you fall from your horse!

You manage to stand up, and after your head clears a bit you see the Crown Prince preparing his horse to rush you! What's worse, it seems that your guards were either killed, distracted, or fled after you were dismounted.

A) Run away! Run away!
B) CHAAAARRRGGEE!
C) Demand he fights like a man!
*

[Weirdsound]

See. I told ya!

Might as well C. No point living as a coward.

[mightymushroom]

B,Is it common here to send our king into battle?

Fairly common for SPAM kings, yes. We are nothing if not bold in our choices, and it works better than you might think given the clear risk of death. A good rally charge can turn the tide, that's why whatsizname is trying one. Although the one-eyed malus makes it less straightforward for us.


I'm not sure how the count ended up on this path, but...
(Edit: oh, Zbridges changed votes late. It may not have been seen prior.)

C
Let's see if we can avoid a further malus for mounted vs. dismounted.

[Hotfire90]

C

[crazyabe]

C.

[Prophet]

C If you have any honor in that traitorous Damdamian body then accept to fight us in a fair duel! Also why I'm I not surprised that we ended up getting ourselves into a duel to the death situation with a clear disadvantage? *Prophet begins to remember old Houlandin Dynasty Kings who used to never be able to resist charging into danger*

[Rockeater]

C, If we die now, let do it right.

[Baffler]

B.

[Maximum Spin]

sighs
C

[helmacon]

B

For Death and Glory, like the Houlandins' of old!

[VoidSlayer]

OH HEY LOOK -1 TO ALL THESE ROLLS.

Why....

B I guess, time to die.

[omada]

C let's not have another big debuff against an horse

(although if we win against a horse we will be double the badass)

[Blood_Librarian]

c

[birdy51]

C

Welp.