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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

You gesture at him and yell that he dismounts from his horse!

4to6

He does just that! You two can now fight at almost equal terms!

1*

It doesn't go for long before he manages to plunge his sword into your abdomen.

The world spins before you fall onto your back. Choking on your blood, you breathe your last as the sky turns black, forever.

1155 AD, Midsummer

You're Llewyn, son of Houlandin I!

You receive disasterous news from Lametania; your father has been slain on the field of battle and Methiantese Army, deprived of his skilled leadership, has been routed. It's numbers were reduced to eight thousand, but reports come that they're pursued by the victorious Damdamian-Lametanian forces. What's even more worrying is that a smaller force of four thousand has entered Eval, bringing supplies and stirring up uprising amongst Evalian nationalists!

You're hastily crowned Emperor, and you decide to take upon the name of Houlandin II to honor the courage of your fallen father.

With no time for usual celebratory ascension feast, an emergency council is held and several things must be decided upon!

As for the course of the war...

A) We ought to begin negotiations with the southerners, lest they destroy us!
B) We continue fighting!

As for leadership in the war...

A) The Army will have to do without a Yoean leader this time.
B) I will go and lead them personally, like my father did!

As for potential reinforcements...

A) Emergency mobilization will do.
B) We ought to mobilize the populace and call upon Cydwylians to provide help!
C) We ain't in need of those yet.
D) It's time for us to call upon terms of the treaty and ask Kingdom of Cydwyl to help us.

[Criptfeind]

Wow. Who could have seen that coming.

What a surprise.

Oh no.

[Arlos]

Ok, this thing with all those nationalist is getting annoying, their should be no such a thing anymore, we basically should have killed and replaced all their leaders by now and the most fervent nationalist are dead on the field of battle, we aren’t even treating them badly, where the fuck are those rebellion coming from? Nationalism shouldn’t even be that big of a thing yet!

BAB

Can’t we send Cyl as a General?

[Rockeater]

BBB, they need a leader

[Criptfeind]

AAB

BBB, they need a leader

They really don't. It's way worse to be in a battle personally, just because the way they work. More rolls equals more bad during wars, because good rolls help a little and bad rolls totally fuck us. The fact that as a Charismatic we don't add anything to the rolls makes it a really really bad idea for this character to go to war.

[Arlos]

I am also wondering where the hell they are getting this money to fund rebel when they are still in a civil war...in fact how are they even comfortable with sending their armies so far?

[Hotfire90]

BAB They still have their martial leader, let's hope that Cydwyl sends one aswell.

[omada]

damn... why...

BAB

[Kashyyk]

BAB

AAB

[Harry Baldman]

Dohoho

Anyway we gotta talk to these fellas and make it clear that terrible mistakes were made and most of the people responsible have been killed or, with luck, soon will be. Give 'em generous reparations for declaring war without a casus belli and tell 'em we're not gonna do it again before they fucking murder us all.

AAB!

[Criptfeind]

Actually yeah, I'm alright ending this war now if we can. Tbh it was a completely ridiculous idea to attack a place when we didn't have a casus belli in the first place.

[birdy51]

Welp. It is rather alarming how quick that one managed to go. Guess we're back to the old Emperor meat grinder.

AAB

Best to get out of this situation quick. Attacking the south was clearly not the way to go.

[vastaghen12]

AAB

We shouldn't even care about the real world honestly, not when there's a complete world of filled with easily conquered barbarians under the mountains

[Prophet]

BAB I have no idea why we decided that charging was a good idea when we knew before hand that Houlandin I had a disadvantage at personal combat. We really should have just let our soldiers handle it with our martial bonus. *Prophet sighs* Well anyway I think if we consolidate our forces we'll hopefully be able to turn this war around. Because I really want us to finally win a war against the Damdamians. I'm really tired of them finding a way to pull a victory on us out of their backsides even when we had the advantage.

[milo christiansen]

Well, we got rid of a deviant. Now to handle the war.