The Fool's Pipe had been a most amazing home for the last few weeks, complete with a cast of miscreants, lowlifes and general failures. There was One-Eyed Pete , Mad Tim (who violently thinks Ilos is spelt with two Ys), Hansson the Orc*, Kerv the Quick-But-Lamentably-Lacking-In-Arms, Leia the Purveyor of Jellied Pigeons, and a whole host of other curiosities. Of the food Altandai could simply not stop recommending, with the mystery bits that turned up in most of the porridge, the sock-flavored beer, and the roast pig, that usually turned out to be a bunch of potatoes stitched together. Honestly, Altandai had almost considered just opening a circus, but that thought quickly disappeared. The disapproval of the ancestors would be most excessive once his time came, and he simply could not imagine a near-infinite lineage of ancestors scolding him all eternity. Grandad Emjin was more than enough. Honestly, Altandai was glad she had run out of herbs to commune with her ancestral bow. 'Kill this', 'don't eat that'. It was quite simply, much easier to get on with this settled life without one's ancestor in your head.
Of course, Altandai didn't intend to make the Fool's Pipe his home for life. No, there were much, much greater places to reside in, and as he lacked an army, he would have to attain one the far less entertaining way.
Getting a job.
With a smile and a sigh, he headed off in the general direction of the castle, knowing that today was the coronation of that king the locals had been yammering about, and that he required officials. Hopefully, he wouldn't have to come back too many times to the Pipe, as enjoyable as the atmosphere was.
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A troubadour dressed in her finery and bearing a loot (courtesy of One-Eyed Pete), turned up to the castle, along with the rest of servants and entertainers. It wasn't too hard proving his skill, dancing and singing the usual cultural songs. While the tunes and styles of the Nordrans were different to his own, Altandai learnt them quickly enough and entered the castle grounds with nary an issue. The banquet hall would be another matter.
After a moment of thought, Altandai shrugged and simply looked the part and entered. He gave out the expected responses about plying his trade, honouring the king and all the other pleasantries, and then simply walked through the door. What could an unarmed musician do, in any case?
That little hurdle dealt with, Altandai set himself up in a corner and began going through his repertoire of 'Civil Songs', those considered amenable to the ears of commoners and nobility alike. He would continue with the charade for a little while, until the king entered and ate, for a man fed and drunk is a man most open to suggestion, or at least thats what Grandad Emjin keeps saying.
*Who turned out to be just a particularly large man, much to Altandai's regret.