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Oi YA GITS! WE SAID WE WANNTED A BOOM TRUCK!
SOME UTTER GITS TOLD YOU TO MAKE A WHAT NOW?!? A GUN TRUKK NOW THATS DOWN RIGHT UNORKY
WELL I WONT CLOBBER YE BRAINS IN BUT I NEEDS YOU TO MAKE SOMETHIN FOR ME
WE GOTS A TRUCK THAT GETS DA BOYS TO THE FIGHT, IT EVEN HAS SOME DAKKA DATS NICE
WE ALSO GOT SOME BOOM BOOM SQUIGS BUT THOSE FAT GITS CANT GET NOWHERES ON DER ONSUM
SO WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS GET THE BOOM BOOM SQUIGS FAST LIKE TO THE ENEMY. NOW WE COULD JUST PAINT EM RED! OR PAINT SOME YOOFS RED AND HAVE THEM CARRY EM BUT WHAT IF WE TOOK AND MADE SOME DAKKA THAT FLIES THROUGH THE SKY LIKE ONE OF THEM HUMIE MISSILES AND WE LOAD IT UP WITH A HELL OF A LOT OF BOOM BOOM SQUIGS THEN WE GET A BIG FRAKKIN BOOM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF OUR ENEMIES

BOOM BOOM ROKKIT
A rocket full of boom boom squigs that can be fired in the general directions of our opponents.

BUT BOOM BOOM KILL BETTA THEN DAKKA

wez need more votes and stuff while wez waitz for za op to rekuvva

ROIGHT! YA GITZ ARE BEIN' UZELESS GITZ SO IZ TAKIN' KOMMAND. ANYONE WANTZ TA ARGUE DEY KAN TAKE IT UP WIV ME STOMPA.

Designs:
'Eavy Armour: 'Eavy armour iz made uv armoured plates an' scavenged pieces uv armour, battered into shape so 'dat it fits its weara (well, sort uv). It usually includes huge metal pauldrons an’ otha metal plates bolted together, or even riveted onto 'da ork himself. Heavy armour ‘as a ramshackle, improvised appearance, but offaz far more protection den its humble origins kan suggest.

Shoota: A shoota fires eitha massive bullets or explosive shells, or evun a mixture of both. As iz the case with most Ork weaponz, they are crude but effective. A Shoota iz considered good if it fires a burst of shots at once an' makes a lot of noise.

Big Shoota: A big shoota iz a loud, heavy, large-calibre machine gun ‘dat bucks an sparks like krazy when da trigga iz pulled. Big shootas are usually bolted on vehicles for anti-personnel support, but sometimes a boy manages ta acquire a big shoota ‘dat gives his mob some real anti-infantry powa. Big shootas are fed from chunky magazines uv ammo by krank handles, motors or some otha cleva mechanisms.

Rokkit Launcha: It iz a massive, but very simple weapon - usually a stout stick wit' a simple trigga mechanism or a tubular launcha wit' as many rokkits as orks kan get a hold uv. Rokkits kan be loaded wun at a time, or loaded automatically from a magazine if da weapon iz a bit more komplex. Orks kan use it on ‘da move wit' no noticeable loss uv accuracy. Its simplicity makes it very easy ta manufacture an it iz a fairly kommon ork weapon. Sometimes ork boyz equip demselves wit' rokkit launchas, ‘dat gives dere mob 'da ability ta shoot down armoured vehicles.

Power Klaw: A power klaw iz an armoured, powered gauntlet, strapped ta an ork's arm wit' a piston-driven pinca kompris'n two ta tree snapp'n blades. Dese are sheathed 'n a power field, an' so kan effortlessly rip throo any armour, tear'n any enemy into bloody paste. It iz particularly effective against vehicles. Dese weapons are among ‘da biggest an choppiest an ork kan possess an often serve as symbol uv status as well as a weapon. As such, many uv em are owned by warbosses or by particularly brutish nobs, 'n which hands power klaws become even more effective, due ta dere skill an' strength. Orks often amputate dere own arms, tak'n da weapon as an augmentic implant.

Warbike: Ork Warbikes fulfill two importan' funktions; goin' fast an' goin' loud. Dey're ramshackle, dangerous an' 'eavy mechanical steeds allowin' dere ridas to charge into da enemy wiv da force of a tank if tanks used medieval shock cavalry tactics. Additionally Warbikes 'av one or two Dakkaguns, each of which consists of a soop'd up Big Shoota.

Warbuggy: Da Warbuggy iz a four wheel'd low-ridin' car wiv a soopercharg' engin'. Da Ork on da back 'as either a twin-linked Big Shoota or Rokkit Launcha. Some 'av tracks on da back and a Flamer ta burn da enemy.

Revisions:
Fix da Fukkin' Trukk: Stick a Big Shoota on da trukk's passenger mount. 'Ave a spigot mortar bolted onto da sides to launch Stikkbombs into da enemy before da boyz get out.

Gunwagon: Stikk a big gun in da back ov da trukk, like a Lobba or Flakka-Dakka-Gun or Kannon or Zapp Gun or /Bubblechucka or summin'. Da boyz can 'ang on da outside if dey wantz.

Wartrakk: Itz a Warbuggy wiv trakks. Better for hives an' mountains but not as fast. Can mount Dakkaguns an' Skorchas (upgunned Flamers).

Doktrine:
Stikkbomb Chukkaz: Spigot Lobba' dat chucks Stikkbombs at da enemy before da boyz get out uv da vehicle an' charge in. (Has transport capacity.)

Re'nforced Ram: Da vehicle 'as a ram on da frunt so da driver can get stuck in too. (Ground vehicles only.)

Armour Plates: Dey're metal plates bolted to da vehicle, stops da trukk dyin' ta da smalla' dakka or da driver dyin' befor' dey get ta where dey goin'. (Trukks an’ bigger.)

Red Paint Job: RED WUNZ GO FASTA YA GITZ!!! WAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK FAST!!!)

Black Paint Job: BLACK IZ TUFF!!! WAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK TUFF!!!)

GREEN PAINT JOB: GREEN IZ BEST!!! WAAAAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK SQUIGGY!!!)

Fukkin' amateurs.

‘S been twelve ‘ours so I’z ‘membered to vote.

better shootas (0):
boom rokkit (3): UristMcRiley, Thanatos, Rockeater
‘Eavy Armour (1): Khazin-da-dark

Wow ladz I gezz we founds our warboss! What 'e sayzzz

DEN CHANGE YA VOTE YA YOOF!!!