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Author Topic: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)  (Read 122458 times)

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Because I love Europa Universalis III, and it is a strategy game that can be paused, why shouldn't I do some LPs of it on the forums?

What do you guys want me to play? I modded in Westphalia, Belgium and Yugoslavia as formable nations (easy, tricky and masochist difficulty), and Poland got its own Elective Monarchy (basically Noble Republic on steroids and some political decisions that look tempting only on paper), so I could showcase those? Otherwise, pick me a nation and I will play it. As I tinker with the EU3 code more, new things will show up probably.

The length of game would be 14th October 1399 (standard start game for In Nomine expansion and beyond) to 12th January 1848 (date I extended the game to, virtual cookies for those who understand the reference).

Please do note that while I've learned lots about the game, I'm not an highly experienced player. If you tell me to go play some tiny nation outside of HRE (for example), I will simply say no... then again, I did restore Byzantium and made Ottomans extinct ;vc

Eh, I'm sure we will be fine either way!

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Sure, lets see the Polish Empire, before the Nineteenth century wrecked them.

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Part 1: The Fair Lands of Poland

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From what I recall, the Golden Horde doesn't have much endurance.  They'll probably trigger another war or have an uprising in their borders before too long.  If you can just hold them back for a while, it'll be all right.  Or maybe just let them have one province, and maybe take it back after the bad-and-horrible happens to them.

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They go to war with everyone they border automatically every 5 years (except other hordes, with whom they can do normal diplomacy).

Still, they're scary, especially if Novgorod throws tribute at them early and gets out of the fighting ;v
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Part 2: Fighting Against the Golden Horde

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Them darn khans
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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, slightly modded)
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2018, 08:59:13 am »

So basically... in 1410s, either

A) Teutons
B) Bohemians
C) Golden Horde

Would declare war, punt our armies into nonexistence and then grab land. In one particular savescum, all 3 decided to do with the Partitions 300 years earlier than anticipated.

So I've decided to start with something more safer, that being...

001: Principality of Lippe

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, slightly modded)
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2018, 10:37:13 am »

002: Peasants OP, pls nerf

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2018, 02:22:29 pm »

003: Glory to Lippe... or not. ~World News Edition~

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2018, 12:32:47 pm »

004: Something about Simon, Simon, Simon, and a War

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2018, 03:28:54 pm »

005: LIPPE STRONK

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2018, 09:16:46 am »

Glory to Simon, Son of Simon, Son of Simon!

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2018, 01:49:36 pm »

006: Simon's New Coat (of Mourning)

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Re: Haspen Plays Europa Universalis III (all expansions, modded)
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2018, 03:53:57 pm »

007: Kaleidoscope of Infants

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