Two turns remaining.There's a PSA going around about how good CABL's music is.The rain finally stopped.Its November 1, 9:00 P.m.Egan_BW's still sleeping so no action.
Yoink didn't post for the sixth time so random action.
Enemy post has become a NPC.
ziizo Has become a NPC.
Sorry, this game stopped showing up as something I’d read,
Leave Hell and go back up to earth, and try to blend in.
(Leaving hell = 3+1 For being allowed) It takes a bit but you finally get to the surface with out much trouble.
(Blending in = 6) You find yourself in New York city so you don't really have to try to blend in because no one gives a shit about about anyone but themselves.
Let the Bureaucracy commence.(-/+1 to major projects, more dino actions) Let Science, Begin.(+1 to Science!) Let's start up space travel!
Dino Actions, Dino Actions, + More Dino Actions!
(Letting the bureaucracy happen = 6-1 For no sixes) It takes only seconds to release the Bureaucracy onto the world and soon the Dino's government is flooded with red tape. +1 to major projects.
(Letting the science happen = 2+2 For powers) It doesn't take much talking to encourage dinos to do some science. +1 to science.
(Space travel = 4) You start encouraging the thought of going to space, after a bit they start experimenting by jumping and some fly as high as they can, during the this time a few get injured and some even die but in the end they realize they don't really have the means to get to space as of yet but they now have something to strive for.
(Mining = 4) After a bit of work they mine out some more copper and stone.
(Making better metal = 4) After a long time messing around they discover that some of the stone they have is actually a different kind of metal which they call tin, then they discover that if they mix tin and copper together they get a new kind of metal that's even better they decide to call this metal bronze.
(Build another boat = 5) After a bit of work they make another boat.
(Start a fishing industry = 4) It takes a bit to build the docks and buildings but they do it and the start catching and processing large amounts of fish.
(Start taming some animals = 5) After much work they manage to tame some of the animals that wander the land.
(Build some more carts = 2+2 For tools and knowledge) It takes a group effort but they build a bunch of carts that'll help speed up some things.
(Make some mechanical components = 3+1 For tools) After a bit of tinkering a Dino comes up with a new thing called a gear.
(Find a way to harness the power of water = 3+1 For tools) After a lot of work, time, and gears they make a waterwheel which they decide to use to power a mill which they use to make flour.
Time to start the tour properly.
(Starting the tour = 5) You and your band mates get on the bus and drive to the venue.
(How many people show up = 6) Because of the PSA about your music so many people showed up that there isn't enough room for everyone.
(How well do you play = 4) You and the rest of the band play well and everyone really seems to like it.
Cast a spell to unite everyone in the Region under the UK, and have my followers start making the kingdom self-sufficient.
(Using magic to unite everyone in the region = 6) Using your magic you get some people in the region to join the UK, but others resist and see you as threat and declare war on you.
(Making the kingdom self sufficient = 5) After some work your servants finish some farm plots and get some crops growing.
> No longer Kamen Rider. Declare myself King of Beasts with a matching motif/costume.
> Send my lizard to gather an army of reptiles and take over all of South America.
Just gonna mention that you were gone from the game so long that your old character ended up becoming a NPC, so your a different person now.
If you want your old character to join you we can roll for it.
If that's preferred then go for it.
(Getting Kamen rider and lizard thing to join you = 4) After some wandering around you finally find the Kamen rider and convince him and the lizard thing to stop fighting crime and join you and help you gather a army of animals.
(Becoming the king of beasts = 4) It isn't hard for you to become king of the beasts as no one else has claimed the title.
(Creating a matching costume = 1) You have the great idea to make a costume, so you set about digging through the dumpsters behind a goodwill and gather the items for your costume, when your done you appear to be a bipedal wolf wearing a tutu, bits of cardboard and a baseball cap that says worlds best grandpa. Your now a bipedal wolf.
(Sending the lizard thing to make a army and take over south America = 5) You then go to the lizard thing and tell it to take over South America with a army of lizards, which he agrees to do.
(Does he get there = 1) He then decides the best way to get there is to walk, so he slowly walks away.
Keep producing PSAs.
(4) After a bit of writing you make even more PSAs.
Keep helping whoever shows up at the door.
(6) A massive group shows up at your door and it takes forever to help them all.
KEEP PARTYING.
(2) The party finally dies even with you trying to save it.
Go sell the loot.
(Getting to a place that will buy the loot = 3) You search for along time for someplace that will buy your ill gotten goods but in the end you can't find anywhere to sell it.
(Crew finding a place to sell the loot = 5) Where the captain failed the crew succeeded, they sell the loot for a massive amount of money.
Loot the temple and steal all the everything.
(Ama looting = 5) After a bit of looking you find some gold statues.
(Original werewolf friends looting = 4) They find a bunch of gold jewelry.
(Werewolf friends looting = 5 ) They find a bunch of gold coins.
NPC stuff:Keep everything running.
(6) There's a few bumps in the road but they get evened out eventually.
Do some random stuff.
(Stuff = 6-1 For safety) They enjoy the party tell the bitter end.
(Stuff = 3) They stopped having fun hours ago.
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 132,891
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,366
Americans killed: 67,894
Big city Population: 0
Percent of big city destroyed: 2%
Displaced people: 459,601
Total killed: 170,785
Total killed in the past: 31
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a bunch of cannon balls, a bunch of cutlasses, cell phone, a bunch of money, a bunch of money, a massive amount of money
Location: Big city
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders in servant costumes, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, more bottles, more wood, car that's on fire but the fire doesn't damage the car or the people in it that can also fly and go faster, some blocks of plastic, some wood, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some wood planks, some metal blocks, some wood boards, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks
Location: Medieval fantasy land, forest ruins next to burning car, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4, controls the sun moon and planets and asteroid belt,Clairvoyant, +1 on administrative rolls
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and a fish pond on the grounds
Enemy post
Health: FINE
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil, some good PSA ideas that have been produced, minimalism and milk story, minimalism and milk 2 story
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: OKAY, -one hand, injured
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket, super powerful
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge, lots of booze
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, immune to meteors, organic doom negators, hurt feeling, massive, covers the entire Earth, taking a nap in a cave
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Underground
Ama the werewolf
Health: OKAY, cuts and bruises
What you are: stronger morbidly obese Werewolf
Inventory: two strong and fat werewolf friends slightly injured, Burnt strong and fat werewolf friend also slightly injured, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water, Humvee with some bullet damage, a bunch of werewolf friends, shuttle bus, some gold statues, a bunch of gold jewelry, a bunch of gold coins
Location: Medieval fantasy land, field next to a mountain that has a mine with a temple hidden inside.
CABL
Health: FINE
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan, a guitar, a guy that can play the drums, a guy that can play the bass, bus painted black with band logo, signed by a indie record label, The Giblet Feast well mastered album, on USA/Canada tour, a new song showcasing how the new songs will be heavier, several really heavy songs
Location: Canada, Toronto, at a venue with a lot of people
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings, Perfect anti bullying PSA, several poor quality PSAs
Location: New York city
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard, WIZARD KING, Lord of The Frogs
Inventory: several little wizards, several little werewolves with weapons that are guarding, several little witches, several little skeletons, a living sack of potatoes, some random costumes, three more little servants, regular sized werewolf, regular sized wizard, regular sized skeleton, several little wizards, several little witches, several little skeletons, several little werewolves, little pumpkin man, all kinds of power tools that have been turned into weapons, several giant frogs, several small suits of armour, werewolves can stealthy kill lawnmowers
Location: Medieval fantasy land, scrub land, a barricaded store with a wizard tower slightly expanded, Uncanny Kingdom built around the store, has several houses, has roads all over, new houses and stores, destroyed building rubble, more costumes, one more house, the perfect flag, some farm plots with crops, some people united with you, has war declared on them by other places.
Outsider
Health: FINE
What you are: A bipedal wolf wearing a tutu and bits of cardboard and a baseball cap that says worlds best grandpa, King of beasts
Inventory: Some random animals, some more random animals, Outsider The Kamen rider, lizard thing friend that's slowly walking to South America
Location: Small Kingdom of beasts outside the big city
Effects:
The suns been blocked as Egan_BW covers the Earth.
The town is completely destroyed and is now hole in the middle and a castle.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
Big city:
Gates of Hell Haunted House the fifty four story tall monster is dead.
A park.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair.
Hospital.
Other:
A PSA's going around about how good CABL's music is.
Dustan Hache's castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled with planted seeds, buried body, a few people large amount of supplies, more people
The state police are dead.
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Canada:
Huge chunk of Ontario is burnt.
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Medieval fantasy land:
There's a field next to a mountain the field leads to a wooded area and the mountain has an abandoned mine in it the mine has a temple hidden inside.
Uncanny Kingdom with a wizard tower in the middle.
Eveyone knows about the fortress of the spider god.
Scrub land with giant frogs.
Forest with lizards.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town now with fish, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Hell Centron Corporation:
A bunch of not that good PSAs.
Everyone's seen the PSA about meteors.
Everyone's seen the anti-bullying PSA.
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
No meteors will kill the dinosaurs.
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: Dinosaurs know telekinesis, some Dino's can breathe air and water, stone coins, working economy, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, structural integrity, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses with furniture, primitave cloth made from plants, knowledge of how to make clothing,wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, water storage methods, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, and more copper, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and fish pond on the grounds, warehouse, fences and irrigation channels around the farms, how to make and bake clay items, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, all the roads are paved, some statues, more stone, knowledge of science, a beautiful park, a pipeline that brings water from a river to a reservoir near the town, copper pipes, town hall, knowledge of how to make glass, some glass, some tin, some copper, knowledge of how to make bricks, some bricks, some tin, some copper, more copper, more glass, a second mine, cotton farm with wall, paved roads in second town, a fence around all the farms, wooden warehouse, a reservoir, know how to make ink and paper, know how to make playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a second two wheeled cart, every one in the second town has a house, some copper, more copper, more stone, more copper, knowledge of how to make alcohol, a still, some alcohol, some more alcohol, a bunch of copper, more alcohol, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a second casino with staff, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, several water storage containers, some copper, tobacco farm with fence, knowledge of how to make cigarettes, a bunch of dinosaurs are addicted to cigarettes, know how to make cigars, some cigars, copper, public indoor pool, school, a bunch of pretentious books, some crappy poetry books, some more staffed and stalked stores, another warehouse, a dedicated forging place, Knowledge of how to build boats, a boat, another boat, some tin, knowledge of how to make bronze, some bronze, knowledge of how to tame animals, some tame animals, more carts, knowledge of how to make gears, some gears, fishing industry with some docks and buildings, knowledge of how to build a waterwheel, knowledge of how to build a mill, waterwheel powered mill, some flour, Dino's now strive to get to space, bureaucracy's happening +1 to projects, science's happening +1 to science.
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