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[Mr Crabman]

Dwarves can then tunnel through your desk, into your hands, and make a fortress inside your body.

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

[Nordlicht]

Dwarfs can dig into the source code of reality and give you an existential crisis

[Egan_BW]

Dwarves can then tunnel through your desk, into your hands, and make a fortress inside your body.

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

[Mr Crabman]

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

They tantrum in response to rain!

[King Zultan]

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

They tantrum in response to rain!

They tantrum in response to any outside stimuli.

[rico6822]

A new token is added which might cause boss enemies to sometimes be assaulted in combat just by single dwarf, who will only do punching while they are doing nothing. This is assuming that punching won't be able to cause damage.

Laying here, I realize you were
Just like me havin average strength.
But who's to strike a flesh of bronze.
When our guard is down I think we'll both get struck.
That grind breeds grind.
But in the end it was inevitable.
I've curved my blood shrine, you've followed your smell;
But maybe we're both historical figures.
The world has turned, and so many atom smashed.
But fun is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren rain forest.
I feel new Urist could be born beneath
The slade stained sock.

[Magmacube_tr]

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

They tantrum in response to rain!

Sigg'd

[Mr Crabman]

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.

[SixOfSpades]

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.

To maintain game balance, creatures with ranged and (especially) area-of-effect attacks like deadly dust, will be modified so that their attacks affect not multiple tiles, but rather multiple games.

[King Zultan]

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.

To maintain game balance, creatures with ranged and (especially) area-of-effect attacks like deadly dust, will be modified so that their attacks affect not multiple tiles, but rather multiple [g]games[/b].

To maintain game balance Toady should remove most of the creatures in game including the dwarves even thought they will remain the only playable characters.

[SixOfSpades]

To maintain game balance, Dwarf Fortress can only be installed on computers wherein the already-installed games each weigh the same as Dwarf Fortress.

[Thunderforge]

To retain World balance Dwarf Fortress can only be installed on a computer if also installed on a computer on the exact opposite side of the world at the exact same time.

[Mr Crabman]

To maintain balance, Tarn should start gathering the Infinity Stones...

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Given that differing power dynamics among creatures are inherently imbalanced, dragons should be made exactly as powerful as fluffy wamblers.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should add pressure vessels for saving steam in dwarf fortresses.