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[The Lupanian]

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Name: the Giving Boar
God Level: Demi
Power: 1
Description: A massive Boar
Notes: The Giving Boar can attempt to fulfill requests for gifts. It is up to the Giving Boar whether or not the person asking is worthy or not. The Giving Boar gives gifts by coughing things up from his mouth.

Offer the Hearty Boys things to aid them in their constant attempts to wrestle. Also offer them things to aid them in the new lands that they are headed to.
Be nice to the new female being, give her pretty and cozy things.

[TankKit]

Aaaand the mortal world already got damaged. Something tell me that this first world is not going to last long. In other news, gods have a worryingly high death rate. On the bright side, I'm already a major god because of that. On the not-so-bright side, if I don't do something I'm probably going to die. Well, if I do something stupid I will.

As the new power of a major god coursed through him, Credst was glad he had gained more power, but the rate at which gods were dying was simply unacceptable. At this rate, none of the original gods would be left alive in a mere 100 years! He needed to do something about this, but for now he had other matters to attend to. He was not the god of babysitting after all, he was the god of Creation and Destruction. First thing first, he needed to add to the truly pitiful numbers in the Mechaspider hives orbiting the slime planets.

Add an extra 200 Mechaspiders with the same programming as the original Mechaspiders in the hives to each Mechaspider hive. With that done, Credst will also go throw a ball of destruction at the at the voidship that's out on it's own east of Blarg.

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 9
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with indistinguishable features and a bright sun resting upon a crescent moon as a hat.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction.
Destructive Acts: 2
Creative Acts: 2
Credst's hat lacks any damage.

[syvarris]

Take Aigre's creation, and hide her away inside of the impossible and massive labyrinth/maze underneath the arena.

((Aigre, I can haz power to create more cyborg spider horrors?))

Spoiler: Vijiriwek (click to show/hide)

Name: Vijiriwek
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A building sized armored cyborg spider, its legs are blades, its pedipalps are large gatling-style autocannons, and its thread is made of chains.
Notes: [MAKES NOISE LIKE THIS]

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Break free from this prison and slaughter the remaining White Tiger population. But first, cut off my 8th tail and turn it into a near indestructible spear for me to use.

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Name: Haku of the Nine Tails
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A strange and grotesque hybrid with a shit-eating grin
Notes: The son born of a White Tiger Giant father and Feathered Serpent Mother, mutated and given immense power and size (Bigger than the average White Tiger by a significant margin) by the latent divine energies of AKAHET. Its voice sounds like the sinister whispering of a child...   

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 5 - probably
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Heart Boys in the Food Invasion

"We are outnumbered by everyone else, Hearty Boys. A quandary; how does a swole Hearty Boy efficiently use their time to get more punches in if that time doesn't change? That's right!

BETTER PUNCHES!"

Spend 1 power on implementing further training for the Hearty Boys, implementing tournaments at regular intervals for various Hearty Boy activities like punching and wrestling and lubrication.

Edit: Ban from participating in tournaments any Hearty Boy that directly interacts with Aigre’s female creation.

“We can’t have any of you fine Boys being distracted by Aigre’s hussy. Concentrate on your punching, wrestling, and other activities that lead to glorious victories, lads.”

[Questorhank]

On the edge of the crater, a Tiger Giant emerges from the molten ground, alive, but different.

Claim my rightful spot as king of the Creature Coalition, on account of surviving the World Slayer's impact, and therefore being divinely favored.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Zarel, Godscorched
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A Tiger Giant with an exoskeleton made of Obsidian. Heat and a faint red glow radiate from its joints.
Notes:

[Egan_BW]

"What to do now. I was commanded to conquer the chaos realm for the glory of Manor, but I never arrived and have no means to travel there currently. And I cannot pray to Manor for help, because it is on the other side of the barrier. Hmm.
Great and tiny EP, you are the one who saved me. Do you have any commands?"

Try to round up a mercenary company of strong and disciplined food beasts, and have a void ship constructed. Make sure that the ship is properly armed for voidborne combat.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Description: A creature of bone and gristle, literally constructed from the scraps and leftovers of The Kitchen. The only remaining evidence of her former existence as a mechanical creature is her head; a slowly grinding clockwork mechanism hidden behind a brass face plate.
Notes: Ensouled.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 18
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL


“HECTER! MY SON! TRULY YOU HAVE DONE WELL. I AM. PROUDER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.”

Spend a power. Make more boys. See if I can set up an area of the ship to automatically make Boys for me.

@Aigre

“NO LISTEN HERE YOU DEGENERATE LIZARD-FUCK. IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. PLEASE POSTPONE THEM UNTIL I HAVE A BETTER AMOUNT OF BOYS. DO THIS, AND YOUR PRECIOUS SQUISHY, WEIRD BOY THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE CAN STAY ON THE SHIP. KEEP PUSHING AND I WILL PERSONALLY PUNCH IT SO HARD IT EXPLODES.”

[IronyOwl]

Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -

Seeing the failure and redundancy of his voidship, Ultra wonders if perhaps there's something else only he can do.

Hit on the incarnation of beauty thing, see if I can produce more Hearty Boys with her.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -

Seeing the failure and redundancy of his voidship, Ultra wonders if perhaps there's something else only he can do.

Hit on the incarnation of beauty thing, see if I can produce more Hearty Boys with her.

>:-(

[IronyOwl]

We need more Boys, and punching them into existence is slow. Gotta be worth a shot, right? D:

[TankKit]

But Khorne no like Slaanesh.

[Egan_BW]

No, Khorne love-hate Slaanesh. They life partners in mutual hatred.

[TankKit]

They love to hate each other.

[Yoink]

Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 5   
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental

Aid in the rebuilding efforts and continue trying to win back the affection of my kin through non-violent means. In my chowdery heart I still care for them, after all. Spend 1 power to use the Kitchen to craft weapons and armour for a... number of elementals depending how how the rolls go I suppose. Hopefully they will accept me again once I have outfitted them for war.   

Greet the strange newcomers to our realm respectfully, keeping an eye on them for any signs of a threat.
Well, I don't actually have eyes, so it doesn't have to be obvious, y'know?   

Most importantly, throughout the decade I (with help from other devout elementals, presumably) shall convert part of the Kitchen into The Refectory: a canteen-shaped chapel in which food elementals or other supplicants can kneel humbly upon the long, metal dining benches and bow their heads in praise of Attom, reminding Him of just how Divinely Awesome He is. Sacrifices and offerings can be placed in and on the Sacred Serving Counters, too. Devote 3 power to the creation of the Refectory-temple.

I will do plenty of praying myself, whether the Refectory is finished or not: praise the Food God and thank Him for returning me to life, before asking what He would have me do now.