Name: 0cra
Bubblegum Remaining: 4 (3 next turn)
Favourite Movie or Song: the crazybus title screen™️
>Use a stick of bubblegum to self revive, and teleport (with my katana + tommy gun) to a safe distance and heal up.
You teleport outside Helmut, your katana still stuck in your belly. You dramatically pull it out, nearly disemboweling yourself. The pain forces you to your knees and you nearly lose consciousness. You fall down and as you lie there in agony you shove a piece of gum directly into your gaping wound. Suddenly, the pain stops, your blood flows back into your body and your hairline moves forward like two inches. You jump back on your feet and evalutate the situation. Helmut, wounded may he be, is currently slamming the Conquistadora on a nearby wall. Most of the cultist are dead, unconscious or somewhere in between but three are left standing. Worst of all is the body of your decapitated roommate lying there in a pool of blood. You shed a single tear, knowing you will never get those twenty dollars off of him.
Name: John Jones
Bubblegum Remaining: 4.
Favourite Movie or Song: Don't Stop Me Now
Consume bubblegum Kick the floor of heaven fall back to the world of the living in front of the pizzeria.
You eat a piece of gum and dive straight through the cloud and fall. And fall. And fall. You fall for a very long time before you slam into the ground at mach 2, busting a giant crater in front of the pizzeria. The shockwave knocks down the buildings around, oddly enough the pizza place is untouched. You dust yourself off and jump through the last unbroken window inside.
Name:Fiona
Bubblegum Remaining:8
Favourite Movie or Song:that song
Eat the baby
[1] You bite in with such ferocity and gusto that mister Jravolta faints. First you chew the face, the arms, then the legs of the baby and finally you chomp the torso. Only with the last bite are you sure - yep, that's a cherry baby pie. Tom Cruise is incredibly impressed and says "Oh wow, you're great at this. You know what, I think you should be our new Evil Death Cult of Evil Grandmaster. I'll tell the boys and girls and we'll part-ey! What orders do you have for us, oh EDCEG?"
Name: Burt
Bubblegum Remaining: 7
Favourite Movie or Song: Private Idaho
Pinch my self to wake up then get new pants.
((You failed a mundane roll and lost a piece of gum.))
[8] You do your best to pinch yourself while asleep, but you can't do that with your chicken wings! You fume for a bit about injustice in this world before you see St. Peter himself glide down from Heaven. He waves to you and flies over. "Did you see a man diving from the sky? Some motherfucker just broke quarantine and ruined the afterlife for an entire massacred shopping mall. They're in limbo now and it seems they're shit outta luck" You see hundreds of angels descend from the sky, flaming swords in hand, illuminating the city with their handheld searchlights.
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Topic: {4/4} All Out of Bubblegum - Silent Christmas, Deadly Christmas (Read 17473 times)