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[EuchreJack]

Greetings Troubleshooters!  It is Friend Computer with a BRAND NEW Mission.  We will be running this Mission in a NEW and EXCITING way.

You each get a RED Laser with Six Shots.  Whenever you see someone say anything even remotely treasonous, you SHOOT them.  However, if someone SHOOTs someone for a NON-treasonous thing, they have committed Treason, and you should SHOOT them.

You also have Six Clones, or lives.  You are done playing when you run out of Clones.
EDIT: The First Person who posts gets a Nifty RED Reflective Overalls.  They block ONE shot, and then the item is destroyed.

Post how you plan to Help Friend Computer.  Or Post that someone has committed Treason, and shoot them.
(send PMs if you want extra stuff)

Character Sheet (please keep it updated)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name
Lives Remaining
Shots Remaining
Extra Equipment

Temporary Link to Discord

[a1s]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Alfi-R-NA
Lives Remaining:6
Shots Remaining:6
Extra Equipment: RED Reflective Overalls

[Screech9791]

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Name: Frank-R-1337
Lives Remaining: 6
Shots Remaining: 6
Extra Equipment: N/A

[EuchreJack]

Greetings Troubleshooters! Your Friend, The Computer appreciates your show of loyalty.
Frank-R-1337 has been granted a RED Reflective Overalls as per Order 209.
While we wait for other Troubleshooters to assemble, it would be a lot of FUN for each Troubleshooter to say a little about themselves.
Not having FUN is Treasonous.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Spoiler: Order 209 (click to show/hide)

Frank-R-1337 sent me a PM, and got free stuff.

[Screech9791]

Hi. I am Frank-R-1337, a Troubleshooter that lived in the MLG sector before joining the Troubleshooters. I cannot wait to shoot some troublesome communist mutant traitors!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Frank-R-1337
Lives Remaining: 6
Shots Remaining: 6
Extra Equipment: RED Reflec Overalls

[BlackPaladin99]

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Name:?
Lives: 6
Shots:6
Extra equpment: not yet

IM an amnesiac.

[a1s]

Hey, everyone, my name is Alfi-R-NA, and unlike some of you I can safely say that I am not a mutant.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Alfi-R-NA
Lives Remaining:6
Shots Remaining:6
Extra Equipment: RED Reflective Overalls

[Egan_BW]

FC: "Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there..."

[EuchreJack]

FC: "Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there..."

Shhh, you'll spoil the ending!

er, I mean...

An Orange delivery man shows up and delivers Order 209 to BlackPaladin's character.
It consists of a RED Reflective Overalls and a name tag.  The name tag says "IM-R-4GOT"

[EuchreJack]

Greetings Troubleshooters!  Friendly Inquiry from The Computer: Would any of you like to register your mutations?  Successfully Registered mutants can not be summarily executed for being mutants.
They should however be scrutinized constantly to make sure their vile mutations don't steer them to Treason.

[EuchreJack]

Greetings Troubleshooters! There will be a briefing in Room 101.  Please report immediately.

To your horror, you notice to door knob to enter the Briefing Room is Orange.  You are all Red clearance.

In Paranoia, there is a color clearance system, where you are allowed to interact with items of your color clearance or lower.
The Color Clearances go through the Color Spectrum from Infrared (black) as the lowest and Ultraviolet as the highest.
Infrared, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Ultraviolet. ROYGBIV.

[a1s]

Is the door orange?

If not, I kick the door.

[Egan_BW]

So, you'd kick the door if it were yellow?

[a1s]

...no?

[Egan_BW]

But your action said:

IF door !Orange
THEN kick door

Meaning that you would be willing to kick the door in any case other than it being Orange. Which would include if the door were yellow, green, blue etc.
Which means your action is traitorous, see? Because it implies that you would be willing to kick in an ultraviolet door.