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[Scoops Novel]

Go, go, go

[MrRoboto75]

mum's spaghetti

[a1s]

Please move this to forum games and roleplaying.

[nenjin]

Go, go, go

To Forum Games and Roleplaying.

[King Zultan]

Rap is crap and that's my rap.

[Scoops Novel]

Soon you'll be rapping on the bars of your own musical forebearance, doomed to a life without perspicuity of inference.

[Nighthawk]

You'll excuse me if I'm looking askance, but it's pretty clear you prepped those fancy rhymes in advance.

[A_Curious_Cat]

With that mic shoved halfway down your throat, you sure do sound like you’re a goat.

[RoseHeart]

Roses are Red, I'll make you turn blue.
A thorn-Avalanche, I'll run you though.
Phantom of the Opera, Master of the halls.
Flames in the night, fear my call.

[Machiavelli Corleone]

Damn I'm so fresh, damn I'm so clean/
Work harder than a perpetual motion machine/
With the mystifying rhymes that appear only in dreams/
And I go viral in the streets like an outbreak of COVID-19

You're just a fake bloke who's terrified of gunsmoke/
See me in your hood and I'll give you a Solid Snake choke/
I'm wiser than Gandalf everytime I pipe toke/
I've got you losing hope while I'm leaping off the top rope

As for your mother, I saw her at the bordello/
She was with a fellow stroking his codpiece like a cello/
It was swell-o, the way her mouth got him to bellow/
If I were you, I'd swear I'd share the same fate as Othello

And this is why I'm swagging in my Rap Battle crown/
All my past opponents are hanging from the gallows in the town/
Verbally I hit you with the Glock, the shiv and the pound/
You couldn't come back from this even with a Phoenix Down

[Magmacube_tr]

Yo, wat up dumbass!
Can't take any sass?
You should grow some balls.
Then come lick my ones.

You blind or something?
Because this battle is on nothing.
There is no victory, there is no prize .
There isn't anything here, and none ever was.

This may be all petty.
But I'll keep it steady.
Terror is a tragedy.

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