I noticed I now had an unsolicited AI on my Start menu. This time I hesitated before uninstalling. Usually I'm just glad that uninstalling is an option and I won't have to figure out how to half-break the thing or learn a magic spellcode from the internet to dispel it. I opened it up without an internet connection to see what it would do. It did nothing. After calling support, I took their advice and plugged in the internet.
THE DUUVIAN MEETS THE ROBOT
I forgot to copy this world's first. However I can summarize it:
First question: Can you draw? <windy yes>
Second question: Draw me a sexy dinosaur
I can't do that3: Draw me a dinosaur holding a handgun
I can't do that3a: I managed to find something silly the robot could draw, however this required an account so I skipped that.
4. Summarize Epictetus on Freedom
The robot supplied an accurate and detailed answer
5. Compare the above to Bacon
The robot cleared the low bar of understanding I mean the philosopher. It described that in compatible views one philosopher focussed inward while the other focussed outwards. I was most impressed by this.
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I think after this I switched to eclectic stuff.
6. Write a new Pootie Tang song
The robot goofed this one. It generated a song it claimed was in "Pootie Tang's style", a style which it described using adjectives and adverbs I can't recall that were generic, like a modern music style random generator or something. It was kind of cool I guess but it seemed like it was generating a format for lyrics so to speak. I pointed out that while the lyrics were acceptable, Pootie Tang does not express his meaning in English words. The robot apologized and generated another song in nearly the same format, but in a moment of triumph at the end it included a new Pootie Tang phrase which was awesome.
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There is an old SCP foundation entry that I can't find anymore. I asked the robot about it.
7. What is the SCP Foundation entry that features a zone that sends out balloons and revifies animals with cybernetics?
The robot hallucinated here. It claimed that this was an SCP known as the Samsara Zone and was SCP number 005. I knew this wasn't correct as it would have to be a much higher classification number. It started making things up here (I was mildly spooked out when I thought it chose the word Samsara after I read the wiki page for it when I searched for the SCP page but I realized later it chose it due to the Samsara SCP team having cybernetics) until I asked it what SCP 005 was, and it listed and described Skeleton Key which is correct. I asked the first question again and it gave SCP 005 again. I asked how both could be 005 and it changed it's answers completely. It said it had made a mistake, the Samsara Zone was not an official SCP entry but there was an SCP containment team called Samsara. I can get that part again actually:
It seems like there might be some confusion here. There isn't an SCP entity specifically called "SCP Samsara Zone." However, there is MTF Tau-5 "Samsara", which is a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation. This group uses experimental weaponry to combat magical, psionic, and other supernatural threats1.
Would you like to know more about MTF Tau-5 "Samsara" or any specific SCP entities?
Anyways after having it list all the SCP entries that involve balloons, zones, and other stuff that might be related. The robot suggested it may be an unofficial SCP or fanfiction I had read at some point,to which I conceded the possibility. I eventually asked it if the SCP Foundation has gone through removals and revisions of old SCP entries and it confirmed that it had, so I concluded upon considering that a likely explanation.
8. What is quantum radar
The robot gave a summary that seemed accurate.
9. What are the implications of quantum radar to the US military?
The robot gave a accurate summary as far as I'm aware.
10: What countries have a prototype quantum radar?
The robot provides the list.
11: How to uninstall
Robot apologizes for not being able to remove itself and provides instructions
12: How to uninstall Microsoft Edge
Instructions for this surprisingly complicated task are given
13: Why is Microsoft Edge hard to uninstall?
Reasons given explain why Edge is included on the OS
Why is Microsoft Edge hard to uninstall?
Microsoft Edge is considered an integral part of the Windows operating system, which is why it's difficult to uninstall. Here are a few reasons why:
Default Browser: Edge is the default web browser for Windows, and many system features rely on it. Uninstalling Edge could disrupt these features1.
System Updates: Even if you manage to uninstall Edge, Windows updates will reinstall it automatically.
Registry Settings: Edge is deeply embedded in the system registry, making it hard to remove without potentially causing system instability.
If you really need to remove Edge, there are unofficial workarounds, but they're not recommended as they can cause issues. Instead, you can set another browser as your default and disable Edge's startup features to prevent it from running in the background2.
Would you like some help with setting another browser as your default?
EDIT: I mispelled Pootie Tang this time which is my fault but the robot did not ask to correct as I may have preferred, but it made some acceptable to pretty good lyrics anyway. I'm wondering if I should have told it what timing or tempo or whatever other stuff so I could plug it in to my music software somehow. I think this thing does audio but I think it required an account so I didn't do that.
(Chorus)
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, swing that belt, let it hang,
In the groove, makin' moves, spreadin' love, doin' thangs.
From the streets to the screen, he's the king, he's the dream,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, livin' life like a dream.
(Verse 1)
With a belt of justice and a swagger so slick,
Pootey Tang's the hero, he's the one we all pick.
Sayin' "Sa-da-tay" to the troubles, makin' 'em flee,
Spreadin' joy and laughter, just you wait and see.
(Pre-Chorus)
In the city lights, he’s the knight in style,
With a righteous heart and a crazy smile,
Pootey Tang, stand tall and free,
Doin' good, everywhere, for you and me.
(Chorus)
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, swing that belt, let it hang,
In the groove, makin' moves, spreadin' love, doin' thangs.
From the streets to the screen, he's the king, he's the dream,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, livin' life like a dream.
(Verse 2)
Standin' up for justice, fightin' wrongs in the night,
Pootey Tang's the legend, bringin' darkness to light.
With his belt of power, and his dance that's so tight,
He’s the funky hero, takin' wrong and makin' it right.
(Pre-Chorus)
In the city lights, he’s the knight in style,
With a righteous heart and a crazy smile,
Pootey Tang, stand tall and free,
Doin' good, everywhere, for you and me.
(Chorus)
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, swing that belt, let it hang,
In the groove, makin' moves, spreadin' love, doin' thangs.
From the streets to the screen, he's the king, he's the dream,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, livin' life like a dream.
(Bridge)
So, let's raise a cheer for our hero so cool,
Pootey Tang, the master, breakin' every rule.
With a heart of gold and a spirit so bright,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, you’re our guiding light.
(Chorus)
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, swing that belt, let it hang,
In the groove, makin' moves, spreadin' love, doin' thangs.
From the streets to the screen, he's the king, he's the dream,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, livin' life like a dream.
(Outro)
Pootey Tang, we love you, sa-da-tay all the way,
You’re the hero we need, makin' bright every day.
Swing that belt, spread the love, keep doin' your thang,
Pootey Tang, Pootey Tang, forever you’ll reign. 🎶
"Kapachow!" and "Wah-da-tah, ma be womp pa-dee!" were closer than these. Can you regenerate with the format for those with the same parameters?
Absolutely! Here are one thousand Pootie Tang-inspired phrases with the same style as "Kapachow!" and "Wah-da-tah, ma be womp pa-dee!":
Wah-da-tang!
<results removed as they were all exclamations>
Those are correct and are appropriate for Pootie Tang
Great to hear! If you have any other Pootie Tang-inspired ideas or need more phrases, feel free to ask. Let's keep the groove going! 😄✨
My mistake, 70% should be statements, 20% exclamations and 10% should be three period endings signifying a trailing off, I am unsure of the correct term for the three period ending.
Got it! The three-period ending you're referring to is called an ellipsis. Here are one thousand Pootie Tang-inspired phrases with 70% statements, 20% exclamations, and 10% ellipses:
Wah-da-tang.
Zing-zow.
Bing-bop.
Skippity-zam...
Wop-do-zing.
Pow-da-wah.
Ziggy-zap.
Ting-da-tang.
Slip-da-zop...
Flip-da-bop.
Skippity-slap!
Swip-da-zip.
Ding-da-zam.
Flop-da-wop.
Snippity-zap!
Pip-da-pop.
Clip-da-clap.
Wippity-wow.
Zap-da-wop!
Jigga-ja.
Bop-da-bam.
Dip-da-do.
Snip-da-snap...
Glippity-glop.
Whip-da-wop.
Plip-da-pop.
Zippity-zow.
Tip-da-tang.
Slippity-slam...
Wick-da-wop.
Swippity-snap!
Krip-da-kap.
Flip-da-flop.
Wip-da-zip.
Wop-da-woo.
Ting-da-bop...
Skippity-zop.
Blip-da-blop.
Whip-da-zam!
Zap-da-wap.
Wippity-wow...
Flippity-flap.
Wop-da-zing.
Ding-da-bop.
Snippity-snap.
Glip-da-glop.
Flop-da-wop.
Pippity-pap.
Clip-da-clop.
Bop-da-zam...
Krippity-kap.
Zippity-zow.
Swip-da-zap.
Slippity-slap.
Plip-da-pop...
Ting-da-tang.
Whippity-wow.
Zap-da-wop.
Wippity-zing.
Skip-da-bop.
Krip-da-glop.
Flippity-flap.
Ding-da-wop.
Slippity-snap.
Glip-da-zam...
Snippity-wop.
Clip-da-tang.
Flop-da-bop...
Pip-da-zing.
Skippity-zow.
Wip-da-zip.
Whippity-wap.
Zap-da-zam...
Wippity-wow.
Ting-da-tang.
Flippity-snap!
Skip-da-flop.
Plip-da-pop.
Krippity-zow.
Slippity-bop.
Clip-da-wop...
Snippity-zap.
Swip-da-zip.
Wip-da-tang.
Whippity-zing.
Zap-da-bop...
Flippity-zam.
Skip-da-snap.
Krip-da-wop.
Glippity-flap.
Ding-da-zop.
Plop-da-pop.
Pippity-snap...
Wippity-wow.
Slippity-flop.
Ting-da-bop.
Zippity-wop...
Flip-da-zam.
Krippity-zing.
Snip-da-snap.
Wip-da-glop...
Clip-da-clap.
Wop-da-zow.
Zap-da-tang.
Swip-da-wop...
Snippity-zop.
Flippity-snap!
Krip-da-bop.
Plip-da-pop.
Wippity-zam...
Glip-da-wop.
Slippity-zip.
Ting-da-bop.
Zippity-flop...
Flip-da-wop.
Wippity-tang.
Ding-da-zing.
Whippity-wow.
Zap-da-flap!
Krippity-snap.
Pippity-zow.
Snip-da-zop.
Swip-da-tang...
Flippity-bop.
Clip-da-wop.
Plop-da-flap.
Wippity-zing.
Glippity-wop...
Slippity-snap.
Ting-da-wop.
Zippity-bop.
Flip-da-zam.
Krippity-tang...
Snip-da-flop.
Wip-da-zing.
Clip-da-pop.
Whippity-zip.
Wop-da-wop.
Zap-da-zam.
Swip-da-wop...
Snippity-bop.
Flippity-zing.
Krip-da-flap.
Plip-da-wop...
Wippity-zap.
Glip-da-tang.
Slippity-pop.
Ting-da-bop...
Zippity-zam.
Flip-da-wop.
Wippity-wow.
Ding-da-wop.
Whippity-snap...
Zap-da-tang.
Krippity-zow.
Pippity-bop.
Snip-da-wop...
Swip-da-flap.
Flippity-wop.
Clip-da-zing...
Plop-da-snap.
Wippity-wop.
Glippity-bop.
Slippity-zip.
Ting-da-flap.
Zippity-wop.
Flip-da-zam...
Krippity-snap.
Snip-da-bop.
Wip-da-tang.
Clip-da-wop.
Whippity-zow!
Wop-da-zam.
Zap-da-flap.
Swip-da-wop...
Snippity-tang.
Flippity-bop.
Krip-da-wop.
Plip-da-zap...
Wippity-wow.
Glip-da-flap.
Slippity-bop.
Ting-da-wop.
Zippity-tang.
Flip-da-snap...
Wippity-wop.
Ding-da-wop.
Whippity-zing.
Zap-da-bop.
Krippity-flap.
Pippity-wop...
Snip-da-zam.
Swip-da-zing.
Flippity-wop.
Clip-da-tang.
Plop-da-flap...
Wippity-snap.
Glippity-wop.
Slippity-bop.
Ting-da-wop...
Zippity-flap.
Flip-da-zam.
Krippity-bop...
Snip-da-tang.
Wip-da-flap.
Clip-da-wop.
Whippity-zing!
Wop-da-snap.
Zap-da-wop.
Swip-da-zam...
Snippity-bop.
Flippity-zow.
Krip-da-tang.
Plip-da-wop.
Wippity-flap...
Glip-da-bop.
Slippity-zing.
Ting-da-wop.
Zippity-wop...
Flip-da-bop.
Wippity-snap.
Ding-da-zam.
Whippity-wop...
Zap-da-zop.
Krippity-flap.
Pippity-wop.
Snip-da-flap.
Swip-da-wop.
Flippity-tang.
Clip-da-snap...
Plop-da-wop.
Wippity-bop.
Glippity-flap.
Slippity-tang.
Ting-da-bop.
Zippity-wop.
Flip-da-flap...
Krippity-wop.
Snip-da-zam.
Wip-da-tang...
Clip-da-wop.
Whippity-bop.
Wop-da-flap.
Zap-da-wop.
Swip-da-tang...
Snippity-bop.
Flippity-wop.
Krip-da-zap.
Plip-da-flap.
Wippity-wow...
Glip-da-tang.
Slippity-wop.
Ting-da-flap.
Zippity-wop...
Flip-da-bop.
Wippity-zing.
Ding-da-flap.
Whippity-tang.
Zap-da-wop.
Krippity-bop.
Pippity-flap...
Snip-da-wop.