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[Footkerchief]

Cog looses a roaring laughter, horny and perverse!
Urist cancels hauling: Taken as mate.
Cog has become a legendary progenitor!

And just like a fell mood, nobody bats an eyelash.

[Ivefan]

Well, Legendary dwarves is pardoned all but nobles and sinister players.
Speaking of wich, Noble mandate, breed more dwarves? >_<

[CJ1145]

Dwarf sex? I hope not. That could lead to Dwarf GIMPS, and a whole new use for the Lasher profession... 

[JoshuaFH]

Dwarf sex? I hope not. That could lead to Dwarf GIMPS, and a whole new use for the Lasher profession... 

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Hectonkhyres]

Looks like Armok might be dating Slaanesh in the near future.
...
Awesome.

[GenericOverusedName]

Gawd. Dorf 'funtime' is bad enough to think about as-is. Now wth is up with my Hunter? Her dogs like to share the bed with her while sleeping/on break.... OH DEAR GOD.

[Pilsu]

Gawd. Dorf 'funtime' is bad enough to think about as-is. Now wth is up with my Hunter? Her dogs like to share the bed with her while sleeping/on break.... OH DEAR GOD.

Now I know where my barrel of dwarven syrup vanished

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description

[Hectonkhyres]

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description

Hm. I wonder if goblins can fire canisters of pine-tar or other horribly sticky substances upon your dwarven defenders. Having that stuff caught in your hair and beard and (in the the case of the oh-so-common nudist dwarf) netherbeard would cause the mother of all negative thoughts.

Oh, and being shaved down there would turn your dwarf japanese. I really think so.

[JoshuaFH]

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description

Hm. I wonder if goblins can fire canisters of pine-tar or other horribly sticky substances upon your dwarven defenders. Having that stuff caught in your hair and beard and (in the the case of the oh-so-common nudist dwarf) netherbeard would cause the mother of all negative thoughts.

Oh, and being shaved down there would turn your dwarf japanese. I really think so.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY! IT HURTS! PLEASE DIE THREAD DIE! DIE THREAD DIE!

[MuonDecay]

That's your third Vader in this thread alone. Be careful or your heart will explode.

[Sinergistic]

Who cares about plain old dwarf sex, when you can travel to

TOWERRAPE

A goblin fortress that has what you need!

[JoshuaFH]

Who cares about plain old dwarf sex, when you can travel to

TOWERRAPE

A goblin fortress that has what you need!

NNNNNNN.... wait, remember, it's common courtesy that if the original thread had a NSFW tag, that you should also include the NSFW tag!

Bad Sinergistic! Bad!

[Zorgn]

I just find this thread and...

how do you know they havent masterd the art of safe sex, and perform it recreationally prior to marriage?

*brain bleach*

Why has no one commented on the idea of dwarven contraceptives? A people with a stone fetish would have truly horrifying condoms.

EDIT:
Wait... I misspelled that...

[puke]

forget about a stone fetish, worry about guys that stud their barrels.  talk about girth!

[Poil]

Why has no one commented on the idea of dwarven contraceptives? A people with a stone fetish would have truly horrifying condoms.

This is a saltstone condom. It menaces with spikes of green glass. On the item is an image of a baby in copper. The baby is crying. On the item is an image of a ogre and a goblin in goblin bone. The ogre is commiting a depraved act upon the goblin.