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[Gizogin]

Urist misses you too. :'c
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.

Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer Seal of Approval (click to show/hide)

I threw that together in less than a minute, because that seems to be the limit of my attention span today.

[Chilton]

Urist misses you too. :'c
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.

Will You Marry Me?
In Dwarf Fortress?

...Optionally, heres something to have fun with.
Fell Mood. Kills a girl. Makes a Dwarf Bone Toy. Then tosses it on the Ground and goes to eat some Cheese.

[UltraValican]

Urist misses you too. :'c
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.

Will You Marry Me?
In Dwarf Fortress?

...Optionally, heres something to have fun with.
Fell Mood. Kills a girl. Makes a Dwarf Bone Toy. Then tosses it on the Ground and goes to eat some Cheese.

[Reudh]

Dwarf marriage...

The male and female run full tilt at each other. They bang each other on the heads. No helmets are allowed... the dwarf who is more notably weakened by it is the loser and the winner assumes the position of "I wear the pants".

[Chilton]

Dwarf marriage...

The male and female run full tilt at each other. They bang each other on the heads. No helmets are allowed... the dwarf who is more notably weakened by it is the loser and the winner assumes the position of "I wear the pants".

What? Thats silly.
What about "You will both be thrown over the Fortress Wall by a Bridge. He or She who is least wounded wears the Pants. If one of You dies, the Spouse inherits Your Corpse to Craft something with."

[Reudh]

We're not trying to cripple them! A crippled dwarf is a useless dwarf.

[Chilton]

We're not trying to cripple them! A crippled dwarf is a useless dwarf.

Burn the stupid fucker if She (Because no Man Dwarf would be crippled so easily!) gets maimed.
Otherwise, this is a completely safe venture!

Besides. When You have 200+ Dwarves, who cares.
A Migrant will replace them.

[slowpokez]

I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the  night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.

Could someone draw this for me?

Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.

Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed
Skeletal pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brown-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it

[Gizogin]

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer Seal of Approval (click to show/hide)

This is pretty awesome.  And I'm not just saying that because Fluttershy.

[Chilton]

I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the  night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.

Could someone draw this for me?

Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.

Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed
Skeletal pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brown-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it

NEVER!
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.

But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.

[slowpokez]

I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the  night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.

Could someone draw this for me?

Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.

Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed
Skeletal pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brown-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it

NEVER!
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.

But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.

When I finally meet my inevitable fate the last words I shall utter while my fat burns from my very bones will be: Chilton, I'm disappointed...Auuuurghhh aurhh ghaaaaww...

[Chilton]

I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the  night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.

Could someone draw this for me?

Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.

Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed
Skeletal pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brown-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it

NEVER!
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.

But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.

When I finally meet my inevitable fate the last words I shall utter while my fat burns from my very bones will be: Chilton, I'm disappointed...Auuuurghhh aurhh ghaaaaww...

Fine! Ill draw a Pony wielding Warhammers. Gimme a few hours or something

[Arbitrax]

Love this thread!  Here's something that happened to me a couple of nights ago...

[Kaiser Reinhard]

Bastard-pony

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hehehehehe

No one seemed to noticed that I MSpainted ponies way earlier, it appears