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Author Topic: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."  (Read 4273 times)

Duuvian

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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2009, 08:22:06 pm »

http://demotivate.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bear_cavalry.jpg

Too bad it's Russian themed.

EDIT: Should have been clearer, I meant the fact they use semi-modern weaponry and not crossbows, not that they are Russian.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 09:13:19 pm by Duuvian »
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FINISHED original composition:
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Sort of finished and awaiting remix due to loss of most recent song file before addition of drums:
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2009, 08:32:40 pm »

Too bad? But all Dwarves are Russian, and Russians are awesome anyway.
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2009, 08:46:21 pm »

Or the grizzlies could ride the champion axedwarves into battle....
inb4 soviet russia joke
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2009, 08:52:22 pm »

Yeah... if dwarves aren't demigods, they're Russian. If they aren't Russian, then they're Norse. So on and so forth.

Anyway, you could make just about whatever mountable. With a little biome and animal use manipulation, you can make sure the right civs end up with the right mounts.
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2009, 12:03:43 am »

Yeah... if dwarves aren't demigods, they're Russian. If they aren't Russian, then they're Norse. So on and so forth.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the Norwegian dwarf! Just when you thought they couldn't get any more smelly and barbaric!

Haha, I love it. (I'm 25% Norwegian.)
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2009, 12:50:08 am »

Hehe, I go into my raws every time, and add the [PET] tag to ALL non-vermin animals, and the [trAINABLE] tag to all non-weak animals. Deer, hoary marmots, etc... get to stay out of the military.
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2009, 11:47:03 pm »

Screw Grizzlies, I want my dwarves to ride EIGHT FOOT LONG GIANT WAR RATS.
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 03:49:58 am »

Screw Grizzlies, I want my dwarves to ride EIGHT FOOT LONG GIANT WAR RATS.

screw giant rats! I WANT MY DWARWES TO MOUNT FLYING DRAGONS!
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2009, 04:50:20 am »

Screw Grizzlies, I want my dwarves to ride EIGHT FOOT LONG GIANT WAR RATS.

screw giant rats! I WANT MY DWARWES TO MOUNT FLYING DRAGONS!

Screw flying dragons! I WANT MY DWARVES TO MOUNT DWARVES! umm err... yeah :o
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Re: "...Woodcutter cancels fell tree, interrupted by Elf..."
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2009, 09:54:55 am »

Who doesn't want champion axedwarves riding a grizzly into battle?

Elves. That's why we're going to kill them.

Kill them dead.
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