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[Jackrabbit]

Is a web service that connects you to a random stranger and lets you chat. An absolute gold mine for funny conversations. Here's a sample.

You: Hi, I'm 4, a hermaphrodite and I live on mars.
Stranger: whats your fetish?
You: You are the first person not to instantly quit on me
You: Deviant.

He really was the first person (out of 20) not to instantly leave the conversation.

[Cthulhu]

It's impossible to troll on Omegle.  They either troll you back or don't speak English.  No fun at all.

[Jackrabbit]

You are not trying hard enough.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Yes! I manage to troll a man into SAVING DA QUEEN!

Edit: Oh yeah I managed to found a goon. HAHAHAHA

[Jackrabbit]

To found a goon?

Man, take a brake from the internet for a while, seriously.

[Labs]

I just had someone ask me that poor Nigerian scam. 

[Nilocy]

I acctually had a guy talk to me. awesome. he was from spain... and liked girls... huh.

[Sappho]

This is way too easy.  I mean, where's the challenge?

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: f/m?
You: Neuter.
Stranger: what?
You: It's either somewhere in between both genders, or completely outside of them.
You: It hasn't been made completely clear to me just yet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Errol]

I had somebody leave after I told him my age was 'classified', somebody asking for Daniel and a nice long chat with an israelic attorney. Remind me to visit again.

[Captain Hat]

Telling people you're a hermaphrodite is also great for instaquit in conversations

[Sappho]

I could have fun on this thing all day.  My entire last conversation:

You: Your move.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm normally such a nice, kind, honest, considerate person.  The Greater Dickwad Theory at work...

But it's so much FUN!

[Myroc]

I usually start every conversation with "Greetings, mortal."

They disconnect directly after 80% of the time.

[Org]

I just talked to someone from Brazil. I told him I know a little English. I tried talking broken english. I lold

edit:I did the Hello Mortal thing. Person left.

[Nilocy]

I just talked to someone from Brazil. I told him I know a little English. I tried talking broken english. I lold

edit:I did the Hello Mortal thing. Person left.

I think i talked to that guy, at least it was another brazilian dude i was talking to.

Heres my best convo ever

You: hey
Stranger: are you a hot girl?
You: are you a hot boy?
Stranger: i am damn hot
You: sweet, cause i aint
Stranger: you aint what?
Stranger: girl?
Stranger: boy?
You: a hot girl
Stranger: or are you none
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zai]

You: Greetings, mortal
Stranger: is it you, god?
You: It is I, Child
Stranger: Oh lord, what do you ask of me?
You: Nothing for now
Stranger: What is your plan for me sir?
You: It is a great one
You: You are destined to be great
Stranger: I'm buddhist, btw
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: HAHAHA SUKC MAH DICK

It was going so well, too.