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[Lyeos]

Scratch that, I am a moron and forgot that she was talking to me whilst on break at work.
I'll ambush her with a welcome later.

[Helgoland]

* Helgoland prepares the customary gifts for new arrivals: Some chocolate and a fresh jar of brain bleach.

[Aklyon]

I thought it was chocolate and a coat hangar.

[Dutchling]

I sort of doubt an entire coat hangar would help an escaped lunatic come to his senses.

[Descan]

That's only for abortions :V

[Mr. Strange]

* Strange starts digging a trap pit

Could someone sharpen some training spears for me?

[Dutchling]

And for poking children in general.

Let's them know how you feel about them.

[Descan]

I really hope this shirt gets funded, I want the hoodie!

[Helgoland]

Worst place to lock car keys inside the car: In front of an abortion clinic.
'Could I borrow a coat hanger? I just need to fix a small accident, I'll bring it back in like five minutes.'

[Alev]

Worst place to lock car keys inside the car: In front of an abortion clinic.
'Could I borrow a coat hanger? I just need to fix a small accident, I'll bring it back in like five minutes.'

Why not just smash the window? Easier than trying to pick a lock. Which is hard without any previous experience.

[Gunner-Chan]

Car windows are actually fairly difficult to smash without a proper striking implement.

[Alev]

Car windows are actually fairly difficult to smash without a proper striking implement.

Well. Umm. They might have large, heavy objects at the clinic.

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir casts the spell "Welcoming of Konni'chi-wa"

[Fniff]

Car windows are actually fairly difficult to smash without a proper striking implement.

Well. Umm. They might have large, heavy objects at the clinic.

"Sorry, had an accident. Nah, coathanger's complex and takes too long. Just give me that hammer and we'll sort it out in seconds."

[BlackFlyme]

New electric razor. No batteries though.