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[scriver]

Armoured spine, Max

[MaximumZero]

It is part titanium now, wot wot.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: felt cute, might wild shape into a koala and get wasted on eucalyptus later idk (click to show/hide)

[Rolan7]

You do look like a wise, cute journeyman druid!  Awesome coat dude, you're looking healthy as well!

[dragdeler]

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[Kagus]

So, a while after breaking up with my ex, I decided to do away with my fairly large and fuzzy beard. It had developed out of a whim and become a sort of self-defense mechanism against my ex, and I've generally gotten more positive attention from the opposite sex when I'm not sporting the facebush.

However, I also have friends now... Female friends. Female friends who wouldn't let me remove it until they'd gotten a chance to dye it fancy colors.

Last weekend was this city's first-ever Gay Pride, parade and all. Are you seeing where this is going?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But, of course, if you're gonna get spiffed up for Pride, you might as well go all out... So, naturally, the topic of women's clothing came up. It's easy enough to convince me to do silly stuff if it sounds like it would result in entertainment value, so I said sure.

Given carte blanche, my female friends immediately decided that since I was a willing victim, it was only proper that I be subjected to some of the darker sides of feminine fashion... And that's when the corsets came out.

A somewhat nautical/steampunky underbust was found to fit, and after some brainstorming a theme was discovered and developed... With that, a full costume was eventually assembled to complement the colorful whiskers.

And thus, the legend of Gaybeard the Pirate was born.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah. Y'all landlubbers can't handle my fabulousity.


...curiously, drinking on the town that night, I got the most attention I've ever gotten going out. To the point of being straight up asked out on a date by one chick and going home with another one I'd just met.

I've clearly been doing dating wrong this whole time... What women really want is gay pirates.

[Frumple]

Your friends are pretty good at gay pirate chic. You should keep them around.

... also the angle on those skull and crossbones nipple stickers bothers me for some reason. It's like they're tilted wrong but I can't tell why. Might just be the picture, I'unno.

[Kagus]

... also the angle on those skull and crossbones nipple stickers bothers me for some reason. It's like they're tilted wrong but I can't tell why. Might just be the picture, I'unno.

As it turns out, pasties are not actually well-adapted to violent masses of chest hair. They were not having a good time.

[wierd]

I am disappoint!  No nipple rings/Gawdy gold loop ear rings.

Also, no gay parrot.

(I tease of course, it's actually pretty avant-garde)

[TD1]

What makes the parrot gay? They're already pretty flamboyant.

[Kagus]

Also, no gay parrot.

There was a perfectly-sized unicorn plushie, but I couldn't figure out a way to attach it (original costume was planned without jacket, and therefore bare shoulders).

Original plan also included my snazzy eyepatch (which is actually just a black headband, which my ex actually used as such for a while after I'd bought it for a less-homoerotic pirate costume last halloween), but I eventually decided against it once the girls had done my sensational eye makeup. I felt it'd be a waste.

Also didn't really feel like being more blind than I already am without glasses.

[Rose]

We doing gay shit?

Spoiler: Quite a bit less flamboyant gay shit. (click to show/hide)

My extremely gay brother brought me to a local gay nightclub last night. It was fun, but it wasn't long before I had to go and find a non-crowded area to unwind.

[wierd]

What makes the parrot gay? They're already pretty flamboyant.

What is says of course! Just like people, unless they put on a show, you will never know unless they say so!

;P

[TD1]

So many variants on what Polly could say (or be taught to say). I dread to think 

[scriver]

So, a while after breaking up with my ex, I decided to do away with my fairly large and fuzzy beard. It had developed out of a whim and become a sort of self-defense mechanism against my ex, and I've generally gotten more positive attention from the opposite sex when I'm not sporting the facebush.

However, I also have friends now... Female friends. Female friends who wouldn't let me remove it until they'd gotten a chance to dye it fancy colors.

Last weekend was this city's first-ever Gay Pride, parade and all. Are you seeing where this is going?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But, of course, if you're gonna get spiffed up for Pride, you might as well go all out... So, naturally, the topic of women's clothing came up. It's easy enough to convince me to do silly stuff if it sounds like it would result in entertainment value, so I said sure.

Given carte blanche, my female friends immediately decided that since I was a willing victim, it was only proper that I be subjected to some of the darker sides of feminine fashion... And that's when the corsets came out.

A somewhat nautical/steampunky underbust was found to fit, and after some brainstorming a theme was discovered and developed... With that, a full costume was eventually assembled to complement the colorful whiskers.

And thus, the legend of Gaybeard the Pirate was born.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah. Y'all landlubbers can't handle my fabulousity.


...curiously, drinking on the town that night, I got the most attention I've ever gotten going out. To the point of being straight up asked out on a date by one chick and going home with another one I'd just met.

I've clearly been doing dating wrong this whole time... What women really want is gay pirates.

Of course! We should have realised that from Jack Sparrow already!

I honestly love the jacket/coat, though. I hope it's yours. And if it isn't, I hope you kept it anyway.

We doing gay shit?

Spoiler: Quite a bit less flamboyant gay shit. (click to show/hide)

My extremely gay brother brought me to a local gay nightclub last night. It was fun, but it wasn't long before I had to go and find a non-crowded area to unwind.

Looking good, japa! Next time go as a pride pirate, adopt a over-the-top piratey personality to escape into when you get overwhelmed