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[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: How much profile is this, I wonder (click to show/hide)

[Yoink]

That's an awesome photo, by the way. Don't think I mentioned that last time!

[Arx]

Merely a mirage, friends. The photoshoppers of the world united to create the biggest conspiracy of all time...making people think they don't all look like Mastahcheese. There is the odd leak in their information handling, but most of the time they get it right. They furthered their aims by making a robot that oddly resembles a tiny big daddy. It sticks its mini-drill into your brain and takes out any part that thinks it knows how you look, then squats in your brain preventing brain growth. It also feeds off the electrical charges between nerves, powering its tiny motor.

So there.

Spoiler: Seems legit: (click to show/hide)

[mastahcheese]

That guy has too small of eyebrows.

[highmax28]

Canadians, mostly.

At least you don't look like Death9980 (back on the D&D thread for us). People mistake us for brothers half the time

[Arx]

That guy has too small of eyebrows.

Hey, be nice to us eyebrow-deprived. Adding extra eyebrow looks faker than recolouring.

P, has anyone ever told you you look really Russian? Because you look really Russian.

[mastahcheese]

Thankfully, my brother looks almost nothing like me (actually, MZ kinda reminds me of him, but probably only because of the long hair) and neither does my sister, so when people look like they might be related to me, they most likely aren't.

[Angle]

I can has profile too!

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[mastahcheese]

Not sure if it's the lighting in the photo or just my computer, but I have a very hard time seeing anything other than the curtains.


Something I just remembered, whenever I make a :I face (or a smile) I have dimples on the sides of my mouth that make little upwards fang-shapes. It's actually one of the few parts of my face I actually like about myself.

Spoiler: What I'm talking about (click to show/hide)

[Parsely]

Wow that's really bright. _{(MY EYES!)}

[Dutchling]

are you kill?

[Descan]

Spoiler: How much profile is this, I wonder (click to show/hide)

You look much better in a suit than I ever do. :V

* Descan prefers kilty goodness at any rate.

[scrdest]

Spoiler: How much profile is this, I wonder (click to show/hide)

You look much better in a suit than I ever do. :V

* Descan prefers kilty goodness at any rate.

Oh shit, I only now noticed the tie in this picture.

[Comrade P.]

What was that that held your attention so tight you haven't mentioned the piece of cloth in the middle of it?

[Dutchling]

Your very Russian face.

I'm now 100% convinced your name is Oleg and you live near the Volga. Your job is to help hairy old women carry their sacks of potatoes across the river. You're giving a speech about that very job in that picture. You fear Estonian terrorists every day as they want to steal the potatoes.