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[killerhellhound]

In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.

Wait, you can switch that thing off?

I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.

All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.

Good night.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.

((Viking rapping my way to enlightenment? Best idea ever.))

Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict!

Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.

(( my plan is to RP someone who just got dumped in this world so I will not be reading posts before this one to get the full effect so If I ask stupid questions then just humor me. Bring on the !!FUN!! ))

Sweet, can I experiment on you?

You know I'm reliable because I have axes for legs.

OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE

Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.

I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.

Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.

(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.

The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!

What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.

For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.

That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.

No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.

Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

((I have just remembered something: chair magic will probably allow you to fly.))

((Hence why I'm getting these spiked ones. I will be a spiky cannonchair.))

There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it.
BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

You are all insane.

I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?

Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?

Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome

True enough.

Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.

"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"

Telling others of your terrible crimes against the law, humanity, and the very fabric of reality itself?  That's how I break the ice when meeting new people too!

Of course she's insane. Why would he expect any different? Everyone is insane here, nice pet shop women included.

Order of the Stick and the Order of the Stone may foil my evil plan, but Order of the Words will never inconvenience me.

This is like babies giving birth in the womb!

I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.

I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...

The universe reset at some point.

[mastahcheese]

Hey! I'm actually in that one!

[BFEL]

HOLYSHITIBEENSIGGEDTHATNEVERHAPPENEDBEFORE

[mastahcheese]

HOLYSHITIBEENSIGGEDTHATNEVERHAPPENEDBEFORE

Actually, I sigged you once, it was about throwing a were-capybara into the water supply, I just lost the quote.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Another split is being required. Why are you people so funny?

Spoiler: About Me (click to show/hide)

It will be a cold day in hell when my suggested action is picked over one by hyper-rationalist GreatWyrm...

This thread managed to go from 'yet another generic suggestion game' to perverted awesome in the space of 30 posts. I'm impressed.

((Which makes one of us.))

3) Any complaint I have would only be better worded by GreatWyrmGold.

...Actually, I'm not sure how to take this one.

((What GWG said. He knows from experience how actively stupid we can be at times.))

He is that one guy, shrouded in the legend of first post and first correction.. Very helpful i must say. A veritable Hermes. .

Why do I always miss silly little lines like that that happen to answer just the questions I have?

Because you're awesome like that.

GWG is the LW of threads.

Comfort zombie, then continue interrogation more kindly. Possibly the weirdest sentence I've typed...well, certainly this week. It's only Tuesday.

This should be in your sigtext.

If you insist.

A quote from me has made it into GWG's sigtext. I consider that the pinnacle of achievement on the RTD forums.

No killing GWG.

We have witnessed a rare feat, gentlemen. A day where GWG is offline. Such a day only comes around once every millennia.

So he is like an anti-cthulhu?

Sort of; he's more Yog-Sothoth for all forum games because he's in almost every single one.

The Great Wyrm of Gold!

Hooray! Half the forum had ground to a halt in your absense, GWG.

I am your anti-clone from the universe where everyone's personality is reversed...I have visited many dimensions, terrorizing our other alternate universe bretheren. Now, I have come to the last version of ourselves that i haven't killed, YOU.

(Given his typical personality, I find that to be a compliment.)

Anything starting with an Ebbor/GWG science debate has to be good.

Also, damnit GWG stop being right all the time!

only GWG seems to have sanity here

(He is a hero)

And Now we just need GWG to sign on to this since his signature is worth like ten thousand sigs.

Jesus GWG, why must you buzzkill so?

His bluntness gives him power.

His super sane only the super sane can post as much as he does and still have The high quality he has

Spoiler: Commendations (click to show/hide)

Come for laughs at stupidity.

Leave smiling from the epicness.

Yeah, I'll agree, you're far more helpful than you are rude, GWG.

And for the record, GWG is right

And from now on consider myself to agree with GreatWyrmGold unless I say otherwise. I'm tired of typing that he's right.

+1.000-ing GWG here. He wrote quite a bunch of good stuff.

GreatWyrmGold, as always, has the good suggestion. +1

GWG, that is kind of epic

Because Great Wyrm always has the best ideas.

GWG's dry humor is what makes these games what they are.

And finally, nice to have you aboard GreatWyrmGold.))

Thank you for paying attention.

((GWG: You're right,

Oh shiii, GreatWyrmGold has agreed with me, happiest day of my life.

((God are you funny.))

This RTD cheats, im not even playing and im having fun.

((*attempts to understand GWG's immensely complicated but incredibly intelligent logic and predictably fails*))

That was amazing, GWG

that actually made me laugh out loud. not just type lol while keeping a straight face, but actual laughs

Just doing my job, I guess.

Gold is the best.

((GWG's post was actually a pretty good view of the whole thing: in the end, everyone was dumb but it didn't really matter much to begin with. I may or may not be stealing this view for my own. :V))

Spoiler: Commendations? (click to show/hide)

our glorious god GWJesus?

Because now you're a Crystal Dragon Jesus figure.

*shoots you in the face with an intelligence-boosting gun*
*predictably, nothing happens _{because you're too smart as it is}*

Alright everyone, alright TCM? GWG won this internet argument. He gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same sevenfold.

Man, where's the snarky-ass PW? It's not typical of you to let someone off like this. Just like everyone else, you've let yourself succumb to GWG's greatest strengths: stamina and determination.

Spoiler: Gold Stars (click to show/hide)

You get a gold star GWG.

Do you want a gold star?

Um...sure?

((That's it. GWG is the best ninja.))

GreatWyrmGold has successfully acquired enough of the words of Bay12 to take up a fifth of a standard page of posts.
Somebody give that man a cookie.

How about another gold star, instead?

((Hm. Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Call of Duty's Zombie Mode, and...Doom?))

((You got it, here's your star: *))

GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT

Spoiler: Mine (click to show/hide)

Why exactly do fortress dwarves need magic, and why would they consider it to be worthwhile to dabble in when they have steel, adamantine, and magma? It seems equivalent to suggesting that modern armies need bows and spears to go along with their tanks and artillery.

Magic is like a Swiss Army Knife that includes computer, lockpick, and bazooka attachments.

Xantalos, you've done the most side switching out of anyone here, combined, so don't even say that -Edit- Besides maybe GWG. Depends if it counts when they mostly stay in one faction yet help out multiple sides at the same time and try to sneak in little traps here and there.

The mecha-Hitler scandal wasn't me!

It's as normal as anything is in DF.

"I AM NOT CHANGING UNDERWEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!"

Comfort zombie, then continue interrogation more kindly. Possibly the weirdest sentence I've typed...well, certainly this week. It's only Tuesday.

This should be in your sigtext.

If you insist.

Guns! Dangit! Stupid hilarious typos!

Mature isn't the problem. Sane is the problem.

(Lack thereof, to be specific.)

"To aid Oric, kindly jump off the nearest cliff at your convenience."

Who died and made me GM? Oh right, kj.

It didn't get along with them, it tried to kill them!

<So nice to see people standing up for a man's right to have his arm ripped off by his girlfriend instead of chopped of by a psycho whi can control paper. That's probably in the top 5 of weirdest things I've said today.>

I need to stop encouraging you guys.

<sub>I met a gamer from a distant site
Who said: 'One small square girder, made of steel,
Stand on the shoreline. Near them, on the grass
Half gone, a shattered spacecraft lies, whose size
And wild struts, and smear of rocket fuel,
Tell that its builder poor those sciences read.
Some yet have died, smashed in these lifeless things,
The hand that marked them and the hope that fled.
And on the rocket these words appear:

Nothing beside remains. Round the rusting
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
Save for the buildings, not far away."</sub>

I just like this parody.

Because too much power is never enough.

Violence is the first resort of the idiotic and the last resort of people who planned.

Violence is always your last resort. Once you resort to it, you're not getting a chance to resort to something else.

Spoiler: About Bay12, Etc (click to show/hide)

Though if anyone can, Toady can.

I think this is the only place where a debate about gods uses Calculus.

Would you expect anything different from bay12?  When I was GMing "A New Age Begins", there were people who were going in-depth upon how dragons would affect the history of the world.

Never underestimate the grammar checking power of Bay12. NEVER.

Spoiler: Blackmail (click to show/hide)

I'm not GMing for you.

A dragon would be nice.

[sjm9876]

Because I've lost good quotes recently.

Spoiler: Sig (click to show/hide)

My dwarves can eat bat guano and drink their own tears for all I care, as long as they get the face sculpted out of the mountain in a timely fashion.

Aw, I can't say no to that face. At least, I think it's a face.

"Good, it's only a dragon."

Only in Bay12.

"Have this cat because I value you enough as a person to rid myself of precious body fluids to shape it for you. *blush*"

I'm trying to think of a pun that dwarfs all the others, but I seem to have too much elf control. I'll try not to make a hobbit out of it.

The pun is mightier than the sword.

((As a swordswoman against a giant Dragon, I feel the odds are against me ))

I do not have the motivation to do a single thing.
There's a bunch of things that I would love to do but I just kind find the will to actually do them.

I am now trying to mentally will you to punch yourself in the balls.  I will continue to mentally will you to punch yourself in the balls until you get something done.  While you may not punch yourself in the balls, you will now be thinking to yourself every time you're not getting something done: "hey, I'm not getting something done right now.  I lack motivation.  Which means Shakerag is thinking about me and my balls right now.  That kind of creeps me out.  I think I'll go do something so I can stop thinking about Shakerag thinking about my balls."

that is the best way to motivate someone through the internet

i hereby pledge that i shall put my insignificant mental support into willing graknorke to punch himself in the balls

I hate you all so much.




<33333333

Clearly LordSlowpoke wants to summon an ammonia elemental. Disclaimer: Ammonia is neither a classical or chemical element.

Then our path is clear. We need to summon a hydrochloric acid elemental and send it to glorious battle on neutral ground.

STOP!!! That ground isn't Neutral it is basic!

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

I have no life skills whatsoever.

I don't even know how to find a job. .___.

Well I know for a fact that you are fucking hilarious

Descan: +1 lifeskill

Doo de doot!

* Descan levels up.

If this Owlbear and this Mudman meet up one day and go, "heck man, let's knock over a convenience store", and work out a strategy so they don't get in each others' way, I would think it was the start of a joke. Sure that gang of Chokers and that flock of Wyverns could synergize in combat, but why would they? Ghouls riding Alligators! That's just goofy. And goofy can be incredibly awesome if it's intended, but there's a sincerity in these encounter suggestions. Like, maybe this Purple Worm and all these Black Puddings have come to an understanding.

They're best of friends.

University of Bay12 presents the latest course:

Hooker Thermodynamics 101

A thermonuclearhookersplosion is either a catastrophe, the mother of all sex acts or both.

Yeah, you're just a Scot who wears pants.

Cannabis, cannibalism, what's the difference?

Just finished the final for my most challenging course this semester with the written equivalent of Tyson's uppercut. Feels good, man.

Large, black and painful to come in contact with, and written?


...Comic Sans?

it will leave you venerable to monsters.

one can only take so much bullshit from math before getting the need to murder people.

If magic existed it'd just be another branch of physics.

Well, I thought the poem was known universally. My bad.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
      Between the crosses, row on row,
   That mark our place; and in the sky
   The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
   Loved and were loved, and now we lie
         In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
   The torch; be yours to hold it high.
   If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
         In Flanders fields.

...soldiers that become zombies if a sacred covenant of blood isn't upheld?

So what you're saying is, don't do drugs. But if you do, do more.

Swans are even more evil than ducks and geese. Not only are they stupid and aggressive, they're territorial. They're level 3 ducks, and it's not even their final form.

We will throw all the dead zombies in a big pile and we will have a dance party on top of the pile and then we will set the pile on fire and continue the dance party in a circle around the massive bonfire. And then we will carve the zombie bones into trinkets which will we trade with the elves in exchange for barrels of sunshine.

I feel like society is pressuring young people to do math. They feel helpless, and give in. It starts with simple arithmetic, sure, but sooner or later they'll be doing derivatives in their friends' places, homes, school bathrooms... I heard someone even did math in the middle of a lesson, for carp's sake!

Edit: I looked a bit into this, and found something alarming: each country's government is actually making math in labs and universities! Then they give it to schools to distribute to students! I've stumbled upon a conspiracy. How can math users get help, if society doesn't want them to stop?

[mastahcheese]

GreatWyrmGold has successfully acquired enough of the words of Bay12 to take up a fifth of a standard page of posts.

Somebody give that man a cookie.

[flabort]

How about another gold star, instead?

[killerhellhound]

GreatWyrmGold has successfully acquired enough of the words of Bay12 to take up a fifth of a standard page of posts.

Somebody give that man a cookie.

I'll pitch in a muffin

[Chink]

Why don't you just sig the entire forum, GWG?

[Aklyon]

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

One cannot simply sig the entire forum.

[Chink]

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

One cannot simply sig the entire forum.

SIGGED IT, MAN

[monk12]

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

One cannot simply sig the entire forum.

SIGGED IT, MAN

Well played, good sir. Well played.

[Chink]

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

One cannot simply sig the entire forum.

SIGGED IT, MAN

Well played, good sir. Well played.

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[mastahcheese]

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

One cannot simply sig the entire forum.

SIGGED IT, MAN

Well played, good sir. Well played.

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But whenever I type in all caps, my autocorrect stops working, and my typing looks terrible.