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[IronyOwl]

Webcomic which I believe describes itself as "sex comedy." It's not all pornographic, but the fact that I have to mention that says a lot. It's surprisingly funny and clever regardless, but most aren't worksafe.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Wake up

Why is this such a common action?

Also awesome new avatar, RNG. For those who've read it, at least.

That is a rather common action, isn't it? I guess it has something to do with the fact that I use unconsciousness as a minor penalty a lot when I can't justify doing major damage.... it sort of acts like a "Lose a turn" in that sense. Perhaps I should come up with some more interesting miscast effects though... I can imagine falling asleep over and over would be somewhat boring.

Webcomic which I believe describes itself as "sex comedy." It's not all pornographic, but the fact that I have to mention that says a lot. It's surprisingly funny and clever regardless, but most aren't worksafe.

Ya. It's not pornography in the sense that people use it that way, but a large portion of it's jokes are of a sexual nature.

[Nirur Torir]

((Do we intend to fight him if he wishes only to be left alone?))

I politely greet the wizard, state that we wish to save humanity from extinction, and ask if he is willing to provide any insight and advice.

[KineseN]

Wow, who would have thought that I would get lucky and get it work the second time.

Look around the room, see if I can find something (anything) brimming with magical energy and approach it. Touch it. Stone Spirit (because I see no loyal to Kin anymore under Svadi) attempt to heal Aarchan.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Stone Spirit [/b](because I see no loyal to Kin anymore under Svadi) attempt to heal Aarchan.

Yeah, your stone spirit stopped possessing him several turns ago, I just forgot to update the status.

[KineseN]

Ah, I see. Great news guys, my little summon is useful again. Well, as useful it could be.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Ah, I see. Great news guys, my little summon is useful again. Well, as useful it could be.

Having a backup healer is pretty useful, actually...

[kilakan]

hummmmmmmmmm.

Walk around the room observing the apparatus and if I see anything alchemitical based, attempt to discuss it with the man in hopes of gaining his trust. (And even though this character doesn't know what it is, look for the dagger containing the old me's spirit.)

[Virroken]

Ask wizard if he has anything magically useful that he doesn't particularly want anymore. We will clean and do chores for him in return. Also, careful not to touch anything that might go bang. Or boom.

[kilakan]

I have a feeling that this guy is a demonmancer and will probably try and kill us, but being friendly so we can get close enough to gut him is always a good idea!

[Nirur Torir]

Unless I'm misremembering, this is the guy who originally summoned them to this world, but he has been reclusive lately. I suspect that he is either so powerful by now that he no longer cares, too busy learning magic to care, or feels a bit guilty about the whole near-extinction of humanity thing.

[Virroken]

If he's a demonmancer, why did he invite us up so cheerily?

[kilakan]

Hey RNG any chance of us getting another chapter of your book?

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Hey RNG any chance of us getting another chapter of your book?

I haven't written it yet, so no.

[hachnslay]

.... just read this thread ... and with just i mean in the last 12 hours ...
onto the waitinglist:

Name: Harisha
Gender: Female
Major Skill: Smithing (if it is in the game)
Minor Skills: Elemental:Fire, Elemental:Earth
Spell: Draw Veins (Earth magic - draws metal from the surrounding stone)
Spell: Lava Lance(Earth/Fire)
Spell: Produce Flame(Fire Normal Flame that lasts several turns - used for smithing)

Background:  Harisha is from the island of Vahlia. She arrived in Port Shalot only to witness a demon attack. Since the demons dismembered the captain of the ship she was on - right in front of her eyes -  she decided it was time to show those pesky creeps the business side of her hammer. Equipped with her smithing tool and self crafted shield and light armor she stood next to the townguards for the last few battles and struck down demon after demon. Her skills in smithing aided in repairing the broken equipment of the guards, but as more and more guards requested her to repair their equipment she had to travel a significant distance away from the port to find more metal containing stone to use as resources...
Equipment:
Crude steel armor (worn)
crude Steel greaves (worn)
Copper smithing hammer (worn)
Shield crafted from a huge iron pyrite.
Iron anvil with (rune of feather)*
other smithing tools

*or anything else that makes it lighter, your choice RNG.