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[Acanthus117]

Try to seduce male guard.

[ExKirby]

Ok, seeing as I just realised how insanely hard this will be, I've decided to make it easier to get to the Mt. Oh, and I'll allow people to rejoin. Turn up after some breakfast.

[ExKirby]

Mess with upper-right robot

(Heads) The entire remainder of the front row minus one gets it! (4+1=5) Nice. (1) Boom. They all have 5hp. There is now a total of 85hp between the robots. Alex falls back and fires, hitting... 8 of them, just missing you. ((6+2)+(2+2)=12) This will cook them. There are now 2 10hp robots left.

Seduce male guard

(Tails) Because I can't think of a good reason for there to be a death penalty, you are ordered to pay 5C. Do you?

[Acanthus117]

NEVER!

[ExKirby]

NEVER!

-_- This is the excact kind of response that makes me kill. I will allow you to rethink this.

[Acanthus117]

I want him to die... we need a higher kill list. I'm sorta kinda bored with this, and I wanted a ridiculous and stupid way to go.

[ExKirby]

Fair enough. Instant Death to speed things up.

[NUKE9.13]

NEVER!

-_- This is the excact kind of response that makes me kill. I will allow you to rethink this.

I come in to do a quality check, and I see this.
Good sir, you are sullying the name of Peasant Adventure.
That is all.

[Evergod41]

I'd like in, this seems like alot of fun exploding carp!

[ExKirby]

Dude, because you seem new, I'll give you a hint.

DO NOT BUMP THINGS OVER 3 MONTHS OLD.

[IronyOwl]

EPILOGUE:

The vampiric Dukes of Hazzard continued to have many adventures battling robots.

The end.