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Author Topic: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?  (Read 63508 times)

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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #150 on: May 10, 2010, 04:19:15 am »

You're aware that there's no reliable way to distinguish lady-brains from men-brains, right?

It'd be like the internet but infinitely worse.

Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them. There's probably also some physical differences (as a result of the aforementioned hormones) if you know where to look.

I assumed you'd just be a brain. Maybe with some sensory apparatus and arms connected to the tank that let you move around and operate things.

Wow, suddenly communal tanks sound like such a bad idea.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #151 on: May 10, 2010, 04:20:38 am »

I know exactly what I'd be doing in the communal tank.  BRAIN BATTLE
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #152 on: May 10, 2010, 04:21:17 am »

Wait.

Why would you need to smoke?
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #153 on: May 10, 2010, 04:22:39 am »

Why would you need to smoke?

Why wouldn't you need to smoke?  Especially after all the time spent with the ladybrains?  And just think, without the rest of your body hogging up all the nicotine, every cigarette would be fucking fantastic.
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« Reply #154 on: May 10, 2010, 04:24:39 am »

Yep, highly toxic smoke being inhaled directly into a brain that has no way of inhaling it.

Hell, I hope the smoking tank is communal, I might just hop on in.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #155 on: May 10, 2010, 04:25:22 am »

I'd prefer a sort of VR sim to keep me entertained, or the ability to control a robot to interact with the real world.

Also, how would you smoke the damn cigarette in the first place?
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #156 on: May 10, 2010, 04:26:13 am »

Via injection, of course, if you're looking for a practical answer. Which you're not.
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« Reply #157 on: May 10, 2010, 04:27:07 am »

Via injection, of course, if you're looking for a practical answer. Which you're not.
Doesn't that just sum this thread up perfectly.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #158 on: May 10, 2010, 04:28:03 am »

Smoking without a respiratory system does pose problems.  I'm assuming that this (communal) brain-vat functions as a replacement circulatory system by just floating in a blood-surrogate liquid.  Y'know, like ya do.  And I think "smoking" and "communal brain tank", the first thing that comes to my mind is "water bong".

Aw yeah, this party's just gettin' started.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #159 on: May 10, 2010, 04:28:55 am »

Measuring the hormone levels only works if the brains have all their glands left. And depending on your setup, the hormones might leak into the brain vat and seep into the other brains there, making any measurements pretty unreliable. Gender differences aren't very drastic, anyway, once your testicles or ovaries have been processed into fertilizer. It's not like it would matter. Let's have a huge gay brain orgy! :D

And speaking of chemicals seeping, we'd probably want a separate smoking tank for those who want nicotine injected into their synthetic blood.
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« Reply #160 on: May 10, 2010, 04:29:27 am »

alright, now I wonder how we'd pass the time? play DF, but at the speed of thought? reenact Cortex Command IRL?

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« Reply #161 on: May 10, 2010, 04:30:05 am »

It'd be a huge indeterminate brain orgy.

Because semantics are more important in this situation than any other.
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #162 on: May 10, 2010, 04:30:58 am »

 Just set up a fishtank air bubbler thingy attached to a tube feeding through a lit cigarette. Presto, tar-covered water your brain can directly absorb. Fantastic.

 And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.
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« Reply #163 on: May 10, 2010, 04:31:34 am »

Ah, but if there is only one sex (indeterminate), all orgies are homosexual, are they not?
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Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
« Reply #164 on: May 10, 2010, 04:32:29 am »

Okay, now I'm having a real mind screw.
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