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Author Topic: Space Fish Paint Adventure - Space Fish is in a coma for an unknown time  (Read 30864 times)

Dorten

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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2010, 09:36:59 pm »

Befriend starwhal, buy chainsaw from Station, put chainsaw on our head in place of horn.

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Yep this. But with addition: after putting a chainsaw on head - rob the shop to get whatever we paid for it back!
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2010, 11:49:52 pm »


Yep this. But with addition: after putting a chainsaw on head - rob the shop to get whatever we paid for it back!

we will have to check it first.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2010, 11:51:43 pm »

Yeah, check it. If it works - Rob-Da-Shop. If not - demand replacement and/or money (or whatever) back. And then Rob-Da-Shop
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2010, 01:57:27 pm »

You bear right to go to Skully Rumbugger's and acquire some weaponry fit for such an awesome Space Fish. It rests ahead of you, slowly rotating, like some kind of double-ended nuclear explosion.



Luck Check - 50%
01##########100
Result: 80/100
Failure

As you get closer, a trawling ship wooshes in from behind you, chasing a school of space dolphins to sell as tuna.



You do your best to speed away from the net...

Zero-Gravity Jetpack Operator Check - 38%
01##08######38##########88##100
Result: 41/100
Failure

...but it's not good enough, and you're swept up amongst the writhing, chattering mass.



Resourcefulness Check - 50%
01##########100
Result: 27/100
Success!

No matter! This net's only made of plastic, and you're Space Fish!


You jet out through the charred dolphin remains and molten net, no worse for the wear. Shaking some embers off your scales, you zip to the emporium and enter.



You're greeted by a costumed likeness of Skully Rumbugger himself, who dances about you and drinks from his flagon until you're somewhat annoyed and move away.



The emporium is more like a mall than a store, and is a very busy place, filled with all manner of creatures buying, selling, fighting, eating, dancing, etc, etc. You head towards the weaponry department.

Haggle Check - No Threshold
Result: 23/100
Pretty Good!
-1d10 to future haggle checks: 10

Without making any mention of the space krill you've still got, you manage to get the trader to agree to not only sell you a weapon, but to fit it to your head, too, all in exchange for Pumpkin's corpse. Unfortunately, after seeing their stock, you feel that a chainsaw would be unwieldy and not very suited to your needs. A shop assistant digs out an old war drill (a common weapon used against the Rockmen of Asteron in the Leberplank war of the last century), and the technician gets to work fitting it.



You look and feel fantastic with your new drill, and you feel more qualified to hang out with starwhals than ever! The thought occurs to you to rob the place, even though there are lots of workers here who have lasers. You're tempted just to see if the rumours are true about how mighty Rumbugger's workforce really is.

Will Space Fish (foolishly) assault the shopping stronghold?

Spoiler: Space Fish (click to show/hide)

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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2010, 02:02:05 pm »

Go hang out with starwhal!  :D
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2010, 02:06:28 pm »

Go stab starwhal like the dumb punk he is.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2010, 02:15:54 pm »

Go stab starwhal like the dumb punk he is.

We're not trained in drill use! We should befriend Starwhal and get him to teach us. Plus we need to raise an army so we can topple the evil trawling empire dudes.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2010, 02:18:21 pm »

We still have more to trade and need some ranged weponry. Buy some LAZORS to attach to youer sides, and pherhaps a COLATERAL BLASTBOOMWAVER for your tail.
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Spartan 117

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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2010, 02:19:40 pm »

We still have more to trade and need some ranged weponry. Buy some LAZORS to attach to youer sides, and pherhaps a COLATERAL BLASTBOOMWAVER for your tail.

...Oh yes, this.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2010, 08:01:44 pm »

You pull out your bag of space krill and show it to the trader.

"You had that all along? And to think I gave you such a good deal on that drill!"

Haggle Check - No Threshold
Result: 22-10 = 12/100
Dang, consistent!
-1d10 to future haggle checks: 1

You calmly inform him that you're not done purchasing, and if he'll continue to give you good deals, he might get his hands on some of the krill. You're looking for a laser.



It turns out, however, that quality lasers fetch an impressive price, and the only thing within your budget is a common ZapTec Self Protection Laser Orb Technology pistol, more commonly known as a SPLOT gun (the fin-grip variety, of course). You talk the shopkeeper into leaving you with some of your krill.



You enquire about a COLLATERAL BLASTBOOMWAVER. He looks confused and suggests you try the music department.



Communication Check - 40%
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Result: 37/100
Success!
+1d10 skill points: 10

After some explanation he seems to understand the idea, but has never heard of such a technology, and isn't sure how it would work.

You're always ready for space, Space Fish, but is space ready for you?

Spoiler: Space Fish (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 22, 2010, 08:16:09 pm by Samthere »
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2010, 08:09:30 pm »

Test the SPLOT gun on the store employee and demand lasers!
« Last Edit: May 22, 2010, 08:11:18 pm by smjjames »
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2010, 08:23:45 pm »

A little diagram for purposes of scale:
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2010, 08:26:51 pm »

Okay, um, yea, that place probably has security that can fry us WITH lasers.

So I'll change it to:

Leave the place, then go towards where the Starwhal is, or was.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2010, 08:35:20 pm »

Find starwhal, befriend him.
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Re: Space Fish Paint Adventure!
« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2010, 09:45:54 pm »

Find starwhal, befriend him.
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