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[JoshBrickstien]

Our whip was burned in that incinerator chamber. How would it end up there?

Wait, it was? I missed that.
I notice the door behind it is labeled sewage. we must investigate after we finish this boss fight.

[eclipsetail]

Um. uh...
hm...

Grab eyemonster with claw. Bring it to it's mommy.

[Retro]

PANIC!

This seems like a pretty good idea. You book it for the stairwell.



The monstrous creature slams the wall behind you.



You race out of the kitchen as tentacles slither up after you.

Grab eyemonster with claw. Bring it to it's mommy.

Maybe you can pacify it by bringing it the small one? Worth a shot, anyhow. You frantically plug the clawgun back into your socket, maintaining the grip. The oculoid is freaking out.



You bring the creature down, nervously standing in front of the great beast thing. The eyemonster is seriously flipping out and totally trying to latch onto you with its tentacles.

run flee run hide get out get away



SHIT SHIT NOT A GOOD IDEA

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad leave run run run run bad



The monstrous oculoid knocks you into the corner of the room, but cannot seem to actually get at you because its teeth are getting in the way. It can’t seem to grab you, and isn’t using its tentacles to grab you either. You’ve got a very brief respite in this nook but you won’t be safe for long. What do you do?

no no bad leave run flee flee bad run

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Our whip was burned in that incinerator chamber. How would it end up there?

Wait, it was? I missed that.

No, it wasn’t. It was suspected that the whip was in there, but no sign of it was shown. The last time it was seen was tangled up in one of the oculoid’s tentacles.

[Jim Groovester]

The obvious choice is the best one.

Poke it in the eye really hard.

[Evergod41]

ACTION ROLL under the giant monster's teeth, then bolt to the door, try to communicate with your cool new occuloid buddy!


ninjad...

Poke it in the eye really hard.

that might work too...

[Tylui]

In This Post: Tylui is too lazy to go page searching.

What's our latest inventory? I forgetzzz

[dragnar]

Poke it in the eye really hard with the clawgun.

In This Post: Tylui is too lazy to go page searching.

What's our latest inventory? I forgetzzz

Nothing. We lost it all.

[Tylui]

Bah. Okay...

Grab the weak spinal cord behind the teeth with your grabber arm, and twist like mad! Sure, you might drop the little one.... But like my momma used to say, "Ya'll gotta pick the lesser of two oculoids, Johnny!"

[RAM]

Just release the little one, then make a run for it.

[Doret]

In a horrified manner, scream like a sissy and squat in the corner. Cover your face and cry like a little girl who's mommy is missing. Hold that little Oculoid close to you, it is your only tether to the real world. CRY! CRY! Make yourself look pitiful and hopeless, make yourself look like your less threatening than AIR! Just make yourself seem to not be worth this monsters time! Give up all hope and pray that something good happens, then CRY more!

I'm not a troll, this just seems like something reasonable to do in such a situation.

[JoshBrickstien]

In a horrified manner, scream like a sissy and squat in the corner. Cover your face and cry like a little girl who's mommy is missing. Hold that little Oculoid close to you, it is your only tether to the real world. CRY! CRY! Make yourself look pitiful and hopeless, make yourself look like your less threatening than AIR! Just make yourself seem to not be worth this monsters time! Give up all hope and pray that something good happens, then CRY more!

I'm not a troll, this just seems like something reasonable to do in such a situation.

Don't do this. Holding it close might make us loose the rest of our body.

[Doret]

Who cares about our body! We have WIRES coming from our ARM SOCKET, and can INTEGRATE with a CLAW GUN! Our body is worthless to us, it's a machine! All of our memories were either stolen or fabricated! Life isn't worth living if our actions of denial kill us!

[mnjiman]

toss your arm across the room, while yelling SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

then, hopefully, if its distracted, get the hell out of there.

Maybe it was frozen in there, and what ever we were doing up to this point unfroze it?

[mnjiman]

We may want to find that eye gunk we melted into a ball, and rub it all over us.. hopefuly they are blind and rely on smell?

[Tarran]

hopefuly they are blind and rely on smell?

...That's extremely, EXTREMELY unlikely. I mean, what's the point of a frigging gigantic eye if they don't use it?