Update 15: Volcanic Ash CloudsRecap: In the last update, Big Stu cycled down the Seaside Cycling Road and defeated a family ambush.A barrier of rocks?
RETRO SMASH!
Take that, stupid rocks!
Reporters? In the middle of nowhere?
It’s like every single person in this region randomly attacks others without provocation.
Lugnut and Retro take down a Whismur and Magnemite respectively.
This isn’t a reality TV show, is it?
ONE WORD!?!?!?
Haha, I got two words!
Am I supposed to scan every channel 24/7 for a stupid interview? OH WAIT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANNEL, SUCKERS.
Even the Girl Guides attack people!
Retro eats up the last of her mushrooms.
Then a Scout decides to try some kungfu shit on us.
Psychic>Fighting
How does a desert form in such an enclosed space like that? How does a sandstorm form in the absence of wind? This doesn’t make sense!
Also Retro found a Full Heal in the sand.
Well, I’m on Route 112. Happy now, sandstorm?
More kungfu scouts!
Uh-oh
Lugnut takes down Nuzleaf in one hit!
Also Joe gains experience, despite not having done anything!
Double levelup!
Hang on!
I think Joe will be more useful in his current state.
This route is infested with kids!
What if someone turned the sign around, Mr. Public Works Guy? What then?
Big Stu is accosted by a Snorlax!
Retro pounds his face in!
Oh great. Little Red Riding Hood cosplayers.
I suppose we’ll have to go the other way then, since this place is apparently their "convention".
I bet this guy just stands here waiting for travelers to ambush.
Well, take that!
Walking through a tunnel in an active volcano, definitely safe!
See?
Well, “safe” as in “lack of firey magma” not “lack of insane pyromaniacs and stoned hippies”
Look how close Joe came to fainting!
Calm Mind raises both Special Attack and Special Defense!
…why does Joe still have Growl?
So Joe learns how to calm down, I guess.
Hey, back on Route 111
Also, the Desert.
Despite looking “cool”, Cooltrainers are weak!
Also, bouncers should be quietly intimidating.
Hiding your drugs in the tree?
Well, hiding a roomful of drugs then.
He bribes us to keep quiet, and then makes his escape.
A house in the middle of nowhere? Suspicious…
Hmmm…….
Zzz…
GO AWAY, CREEPY OLD WOMAN!
Well, continuing on this stupidly long road…
And another Route…
It’s snowing…snowing volcanic ash that is.
Now who would bury this in an ash pile?
Also, more levelups!
And gold mining!
About five battles later, Retro gains another level.
A glassmaker?
Inhaling all that ash isn’t that good for health!
A Soot Sack, huff-puff!
A young couple!
Big Stu interrupts!
Everyone here seems underleveled!
Also, no Mud Sport for now.
Welcome to Fallarbor Town, another bunch of buildings with no purpose whatsoever!