The Cappstv Letters
This Old Man...
"...came rolling home." The body stop rolling at the bottom of the hill near the home. The old man who stood directly atop of the hill smiled. It was almost over. "Just one more to go," he said to himself. Indeed there was just one more to go.
The old man was on a mission. And no matter what he would complete his mission, because you can't change the future.
"One more to go."
Dinner With Queen Led
"Good and evil are two things that I can assure you that do in fact exist!" Queen Led sighed, she knew inviting a philosopher and a high priest would be a bad idea. "Good and evil are simply ideas, and nothing more. There can be no true evil and no true good. Who can decides what is evil and what is good?" The priest was now enraged and shouted, "Who else but the gods!" The philosopher shook his finger at the high priest, "Last I check there wasn't a god of evil or a god of good." The Queen took a bit out of her piece of bread. She almost had enough of this. "You simply amaze me! How can you not believe in good or evil!" The philosopher once again shook his finger at the priest, "Because every man has his own detention of good and evil." Queen Led had enough. "Stop with this conversation, it bores me." The priest's head went down in shame. "Aww, sorry my queen, if you don't mine my asking, what is your views on the subject." Led swallowed and replied, "I believe there is no pure good in the world. But I do believe there is such a thing as pure evil." Seconds later a servant arrived with a letter from FailCannon.
Turkey XIV's Second Letter To Led
Dear Queen Led,
Miasma plagues the fortress. The tantrums are never ending, and there is always at least one going on. Cappstv has been seeing the closest thing we have to a therapist. I was shown some of her poems and I still remember one.
I am rather sad
Cause Mekboy is now dead
I cut myself now
These are not good signs I think. Besides the decaying mental health of my peers we seem to be doing alright. Well actually that is a lie. We are doing terrible. Everyone goes a little mad sometimes, but we are all going mad right now.
From
Turkey
Mayor of FailCannon
Led's Response
Dear Turkey,
Wow that is all very interesting. I can't wait to write about it in my journal. Now I am going to finish my meal.
From Queen Led
The First Letter of Winter
Dear Queen Led,
Lur and Andreus have been strucked by melancholy. I fear Cappstv may suffer the same faith. Our days in FailCannon have been reduce down to grief and anger. Our numbers have dwindle down to 39.
I have just been inform that Andreus has just been struck down. Our numbers are now down at 38. I weep for the children who must grow up in such a climate. Its winter now, and I don't know if we will survive this one.
From Turkey
Mayor of FailCannon
Led's Reply
Dear Turkey,
Can you stop being so over dramatic? If I wanted to read serials I would read a serial. My patience with you is running thin.
From,
Queen Led
The Final Letter From Turkey
Dear Queen Led
I am sorry my over dramaticness. But I must inform you that Cappstv has gone gone Stark Raving Mad, and so have I!HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA!
OH MY OH MY MACDUGGIN HAS BEEN STURK DOWN HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAH! ONLY 35 DWARFS LEFT! AND ONLY A HANDFUL ARE SANE! LUR HAS DIED OF THIRST! LUCUdS HAZS THE MELACONLY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! LLSDFSTSDFSHSFDSEKLKMLPFADFWEROSFVSUSSDFSDCOSDEWRMLSDFWEBUOGDFSGNSDFSFSVBCXE!
The Gypsum Cabinet
During the chaos one dwarf withdrawn from society to create a artifact. The artifact which was created was a gypsum cabinet menace with spikes of gypsum. A cabinet. But this cabinet represented something. It had order. In a time of chaos one dwarf made something that defy the chaos. This cabinet came to be known as "The Veiled Rivers". It was a sign of hope.
The Old Man and Cappstv
Ledi was known as a crazy cat lady. And the first thing the Old Man saw when he arrived at FailCannon was her going mad. How appropriate, he thought. The Old Man hid in the shadows and waited. The zombie and skeletal horses came. Lucus, Sprout, Lupusater, and Cappstv quickly were killed. It was Cappstv who the old man came for. The old man made his way toward's Cappstv's corpse. He was shock to find that it wasn't exactly a corpse, but that Cappstv was still somewhat alive. "Thats not suppose to happen." He pulls out his knife when Cappstv speaks in a voice that isn't her own, "Old Man, the future you have seen is just one of many possibilities."
The old man slices the throat of Cappstv, but the voice is still there, "What was the purpose of killing that young boy? Or the several other murders you committed in last months? What is the purpose of making sure Cappstv dies?" The old man replied, "I don't know," and walked away. He went through a shadow as a siege engineer began his murderous rampage. He would end up killing Twobeard, mrgrinshpon, Dariush, and FelcisGreenshirt. After that 3 goblin snatchers will steal 3 children. And then after that a goblin ambush. Vastly out numbering the dwarfs, there will be slaughter. When spring arrives there is only one dwarf left. He will soon be slaughter also.
GAME OVER
You have failed FailCannon. As FailCannon fails, so fails the universe.
Continue?
Cappstv speaks out of character
So yeah. Do you guys want me to try again, or just upload the save so the next guy can do it? You must be sick of me by now.
Either way, it seems the gods have to pull off some magical stuff and go back to the past.
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