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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2955 on: December 03, 2010, 01:58:19 pm »
Our right hand, left hand and middle hand guys?
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2956 on: December 03, 2010, 02:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 03, 2010, 01:58:19 pm
Our right hand, left hand and middle hand guys?
If we rotate the middle control stick, we can dodge the bullet!

I'm sorry... I just could not resist. I am weak.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2957 on: December 03, 2010, 02:19:04 pm »
middle hand?
Update coming soon.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2958 on: December 03, 2010, 05:52:50 pm »
Yup. Right hand, the diplomatic specialist (Based off the right hand being the hand of kindness), Left hand, the war specialist (Based off the left hand being the hand of war), and Middle hand, the magical specialist (Because the middle hand is really a mental projection. Like the third eye.)
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2959 on: December 03, 2010, 05:55:09 pm »
Makes sense.
just waiting on Colonizer droid's update.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2960 on: December 04, 2010, 12:14:56 am »
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2961 on: December 04, 2010, 12:44:31 am »
*SHOOOOM!*
*THOOMP!, trickle trickle trickle*

Some kind of metallic object slams into the ground in the middle of town.
you see what looks like the letters O.W.L. engraved in it on one side, but don't really understand what its for.

(Colonizer Cameo!)
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2962 on: December 04, 2010, 12:53:10 am »
Open this mysterious metal object.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2963 on: December 04, 2010, 07:37:58 am »
ACTIVATE PROTOCOL HEADCRABS!

 :P

Joke command.  ;)
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2964 on: December 04, 2010, 09:36:20 am »
It gets up, and scans for BEARPEOPLE.
It sits back down and waits for its AI to start up, since there is a lack of ATHENA here.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2965 on: December 04, 2010, 09:50:49 am »
Order the OWL to DANCE in our most authoritarian and mechanical voice.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2966 on: December 04, 2010, 11:54:21 am »
You try to order it, but its doesn't seem to move.
Is it out of battery or something? you know the really basic AI in Bob never took this long to start up before.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2967 on: December 04, 2010, 11:57:37 am »
Wonder if non-TECHOMAGIC technology works around these parts. Give it a good kick to the posterior in hopes of jump starting it or something.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2968 on: December 04, 2010, 12:02:02 pm »
*THUNK*
Ow.
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Hey, it worked...kinda.
How are we going to get it out of that, though? Its quite stuck.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2969 on: December 04, 2010, 12:07:38 pm »
((Okay, I'll admit it. I haven't really been following this thread closely lately so I have no idea of our current powers or capabilities.))


Use our WIZARDLY MAGICAL POWERS(tm) to get it out of there. Maybe making some ice so it's slippery or something?
« Last Edit: December 04, 2010, 12:09:15 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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