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[Furtuka]

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness

[Darvi]

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness

Tarn confirmed for feeding off of your tears.

[TD1]

He needs them to fuel the Dwarves, tear machines that they are.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Our tears are probably DELICIOUS.

[BFEL]

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness

Tarn confirmed for feeding off of your tears.

Going right in my sig, never to be seen again.

[Furtuka]

Well he definitely got his wish

[ArKFallen]

You posting here is like the janitor joining a 3rd grade foot race.

[4maskwolf]

Depends what you mean by "that bad."  There's sort of a lot of dismemberment, attempted suicide, mind rape, body horror, and general trauma

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler: TL;DR version (click to show/hide)

B:> THE FUCK KIND OF DATA TYPE DOES PLEASURE.FISH WORK WITH
i think we either need to define actors (persons pleasured/unpleasured) as some class and pleasure means as some different class and then just call a function on any combination of the two

Me: I think that it would be most expedient to just have pleasure be a module that contains all the objects as functions, like
pleasure.fish
pleasure.giganticrotatingdildo
pleasure.alligator

and such. And the final line that I am most fond of is
PleaseDont.append(pleasure.fish(self))
(not sure if this syntax is possible, but it's definitely okay with two lines, like:
Act = pleasure.fish(self)
PleaseDont.append(Act)
)
because it implies that in the code of the universe, there's this fuckhuge array of shit which makes Jesus weep, and fish-assisted shenanigans just got added to it

B: something like this
https://gist.github.com/bacondropped/dbb07102bfabda9e0ebc

Me: And you ninja'd me.

B: I actually had to run it just to be sure

Me: And?

B: well i mean it WORKS

but it could be better

wait i have an idea

Me: wait
waitwaitwait

B: it goes like a functional filter
object -> person -> jesus
if jesus doesn't approve of that, pleasure does not commence

Me: I dunno about you, but I was trying to engineer a means to make people NOT pleasure themselves with marine lifeforms!

B: Mr F Christ's approval can be modelled by, say, a PRNG-based selector
(the word selector here doesn't make sense but why the hell not)
i mean if we are feeling not fishy
we can just make jesus reject all aquatic advances and roll with it

Code: [Select]

class Person(object):
def __init__(self,name):
self.name = name
 
def pleasure(self,means):
print(self.name + " was pleasured with " + means.desc)
 
class MeansToPleasure(object):
def __init__(self,description):
self.desc = description
 
suzaku = Person("Suzaku")
fish = MeansToPleasure("fish")
suzaku.pleasure(fish)


[Darvi]

<penguin> i was about to be get mad at you for spoiling whether bears will continue to shit in the woods

[Arcvasti]

And Hitler died to a giant wasp.

Low hanging fruit, I know, but I'm no botanist. Also my arms are short.

[SquatchHammer]

You accidentally butt dial a nuke strike on Mexico.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

That bold guy in the back! He stole my sister's baby. He is the devil! He stole my sister's baby and ate it!

Another student: She stole my baby..... From my stomach

[darkpaladin109]

OOC: Felkvir: #Adolf Hitler shared this via Google+

00:09   <adwarf>: Someone OOC quote that

[Kadzar]

(and actually goes to a deeper level when you think about it, because they were indeed historical nemesis for a while, and now the two ducks are nemesis).