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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1775030 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9990 on: March 06, 2015, 09:48:28 pm »
That second quote is too much context, IMO.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9991 on: March 07, 2015, 03:43:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9992 on: March 07, 2015, 09:11:12 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on March 07, 2015, 08:51:49 pm
... so long story short, I ended up kneecaping Kai with a 12-gauge.

His leg remained intact... but later, I gave him one kick to the knee.

...and his entire leg fell off.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9993 on: March 08, 2015, 11:15:07 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on March 07, 2015, 03:52:16 pm
Light doesn't have mass anymore, and neither does darkness. It also has a speed limit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9994 on: March 08, 2015, 02:39:54 pm »
Quote from: surqimus on March 08, 2015, 07:18:07 am
It was one of those things where you unconsciously misread something and start wondering -- for instance -- "why the hell am I thinking of zombie lizards?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9995 on: March 08, 2015, 04:51:20 pm »
Quote from: Angle on March 08, 2015, 02:34:12 pm
Do you want to jizz fungus everywhere and get friendly blob creatures?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9996 on: March 08, 2015, 05:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Tomcost on March 08, 2015, 02:43:35 pm
Quote from: Angle on March 08, 2015, 02:41:06 pm
getting it up permanently is super hard, but temp bonuses are relatively easy: just take meth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9997 on: March 08, 2015, 05:48:36 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on March 08, 2015, 05:38:16 pm
Quote from: Tomcost on March 08, 2015, 02:43:35 pm
Quote from: Angle on March 08, 2015, 02:41:06 pm
getting it up permanently is super hard, but temp bonuses are relatively easy: just take meth.
Angle confirmed for needing meth to get it up :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9998 on: March 08, 2015, 05:53:08 pm »
To be fair, he's trying to get it up permanently.

Which is, punnily enough, super hard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9999 on: March 08, 2015, 06:16:40 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 08, 2015, 05:53:08 pm
To be fair, he's trying to get it up permanently.

Which is, punnily enough, super hard.
Well, priapism is a thing...
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10000 on: March 08, 2015, 06:50:06 pm »
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User1:If you made this just for my post, I think I might hang it on my refrigerator and cherish it as if my unborn children drew it for me.
User2:I'm pretty fast on doing this so it wasn't too hard. Just a simple sketch. Things that happen in Dwarf Fortress always inspire me so much.
User1:I'm putting this on my fridge.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10001 on: March 08, 2015, 09:25:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10002 on: March 09, 2015, 08:55:55 am »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on March 08, 2015, 09:43:56 pm
Lalalalala I can't hear you over the cries of all the Tritons I'm oppressing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10003 on: March 09, 2015, 12:45:28 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 09, 2015, 11:46:55 am
Hey, the floor's linoleum - I don't need a bucket!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10004 on: March 09, 2015, 01:56:01 pm »
Quote from: Larix on March 09, 2015, 11:24:26 am
What do you mean, "game over"? It looks like about 24 of your citizens aren't on fire.
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