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[Jordrake]

S.L.A.D.E - Silliness and Levity Add Dwarven Enjoyment
Package download here, yo.

You ever just have fun with modding? Marshmallow mountains? Rivers of hot fudge? Teddy bears as weapons, which you then use as an Adventurer to beat up actual bears? Soda rather than alcohol? Christopher Walken?

Forget that last one.

Anyway, S.L.A.D.E is a project that anyone can contribute to, it's aim being to have a ramshackle mountain made of oddness and wacky.
Perhaps the most fun part is trying to be strange in Dwarf Fortress.

So far I have one weapon and two new rocks (the idea for one of which I completely stole). That's where you come in. My imagination and modding skill stretches only so far. I'm not asking a lot. If you have an idea and the skill to execute it, post your product, and it will be added to the big gooey pile o' fun. If you have an idea you can't pull off, drop it off for more experienced modders to try out. Got the skills but not the ideas? I refer you to the previously mentioned idea-machines without the aforementioned skills?
Don't have ideas OR skill? That doesn't mean you can sit back and enjoy the Fun.

So, how about my contributions? You wanna see 'em? Here they are.

Code: [Select]

item_weapon_silliness

[ITEM:WEAPON]

[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_P_CUTTER]
[NAME:pizza cutter:pizza cutters]
[ADJECTIVE:giant]
[SIZE:1100]
[SKILL:AXE]
[TWO_HANDED:66500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:62000]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:5]
[ATTACK:EDGE:25000:4000:slash:slashes:wheel:1250]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:20000:6000:bash:bashes:handle:1250]

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inorganic_stone_silliness

[OBJECT:INORGANIC]

[INORGANIC:STONEX] Stonex! For all your stoney needs! Warning: Product is not magma safe and may not meet all your stoney needs.
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:Stonex brand stone][DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:'S']
[SEDIMENTARY]
[SOLID_DENSITY:1400]
[IS_STONE]
[MELTING_POINT:9562]
[BOILING_POINT:10642]

[INORGANIC:V_GNEISS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:very gneiss][DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:'=']
[BASIC_COLOR:7:0]
[METAMORPHIC]
[IS_STONE]
Wanna make the world of Dwarf Fortress that little bit weirder? Nothing's stopping you.

[treytrey119]

the mod i'm workingon is rather silly adding  a willy wonka flavour with new race and plants and toys

[Bohandas]

Code: [Select]

[INORGANIC:MOZZARELLIUM_ORE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:mozzarellium ore][DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:'O']
[DISPLAY_COLOR:6:0:1]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:4]
[SPEC_HEAT:450]
[METAL_ORE:MOZZARELLIUM:100]
[METAL_ORE:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:50]
[THREAD_METAL:MOZZARELLIUM:100]
[THREAD_METAL:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:50]
[IGNITE_POINT:NONE]
[MELTING_POINT:12768]
[BOILING_POINT:17150]
[HEATDAM_POINT:NONE]
[COLDDAM_POINT:NONE]
[MAT_FIXED_TEMP:NONE]
[SOLID_DENSITY:2670]
[LIQUID_DENSITY:3300]
[IMPACT_YIELD:120000]
[IMPACT_FRACTURE:120000]
[IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[COMPRESSIVE_YIELD:1080000]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:1080000]
[COMPRESSIVE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:1000]
[TENSILE_YIELD:10000]
[TENSILE_FRACTURE:15000]
[TENSILE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[TORSION_YIELD:10000]
[TORSION_FRACTURE:10000]
[TORSION_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[SHEAR_YIELD:115000] used spider silk from wikipedia
[SHEAR_FRACTURE:120000]
[SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:10000]
[BENDING_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[MAX_EDGE:70]
[ABSORPTION:100]
[ENVIRONMENT:ALL_STONE:CLUSTER_SMALL:2]
[IS_STONE]


Code: [Select]

[INORGANIC:MOZZARELLIUM]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:mozzarellium][DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:'O']
[DISPLAY_COLOR:6:0:1]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:9]
[SPEC_HEAT:450]
[METAL_ORE:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:100]
[METAL_ORE:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:25]
[METAL_ORE:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:10]
[THREAD_METAL:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:100]
[THREAD_METAL:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:50]
[THREAD_METAL:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:25]
[THREAD_METAL:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA:10]
[THREAD_METAL:MOZZARELLIUM:10]
[IGNITE_POINT:10978]
[MELTING_POINT:10768]
[BOILING_POINT:17150]
[HEATDAM_POINT:10338]
[COLDDAM_POINT:8570]
[MAT_FIXED_TEMP:NONE]
[SOLID_DENSITY:3670]
[LIQUID_DENSITY:3300]
[IMPACT_YIELD:120000]
[IMPACT_FRACTURE:120000]
[IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[COMPRESSIVE_YIELD:1080000]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:1080000]
[COMPRESSIVE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:1000]
[TENSILE_YIELD:10000]
[TENSILE_FRACTURE:15000]
[TENSILE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[TORSION_YIELD:10000]
[TORSION_FRACTURE:10000]
[TORSION_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[SHEAR_YIELD:1150000]
[SHEAR_FRACTURE:1200000]
[SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100000]
[BENDING_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:10000]
[BENDING_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[MAX_EDGE:420]
[ABSORPTION:100]
[IS_METAL]
[ITEMS_METAL]
[ITEMS_AMMO]
[ITEMS_SOFT]


Code: [Select]

[INORGANIC:MINERAL_MOZZARELLA]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MINERAL_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:mineral mozzarella]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:3]
[IMPACT_YIELD:11000]
[IMPACT_FRACTURE:10000]
[IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:40000]
[COMPRESSIVE_YIELD:11000]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:10000]
[COMPRESSIVE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:40000]
[TENSILE_YIELD:11000]
[TENSILE_FRACTURE:10000]
[TENSILE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:40000]
[TORSION_YIELD:11000]
[TORSION_FRACTURE:9750]
[TORSION_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:40000]
[SHEAR_YIELD:11000] no data
[SHEAR_FRACTURE:7500]
[SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:40000]
[BENDING_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:10000]
[BENDING_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]


Code: [Select]

[MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MINERAL_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL_SOLID:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:cheesy]
[STATE_COLOR:LIQUID:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted cheesy]
[STATE_COLOR:GAS:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:n/a]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:n/a]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:4:0:1]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:1]
[SPEC_HEAT:4181]
[IGNITE_POINT:10338]
[MELTING_POINT:10078]
[BOILING_POINT:NONE]
[HEATDAM_POINT:10250]
[COLDDAM_POINT:9900]
[MAT_FIXED_TEMP:NONE]
[SOLID_DENSITY:1300]
[LIQUID_DENSITY:1300]
[MOLAR_MASS:NONE]
[IMPACT_YIELD:10000]
[IMPACT_FRACTURE:10000]
[IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[COMPRESSIVE_YIELD:10000]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:10000]
[COMPRESSIVE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[TENSILE_YIELD:10000]
[TENSILE_FRACTURE:10000]
[TENSILE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[TORSION_YIELD:10000]
[TORSION_FRACTURE:10000]
[TORSION_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[SHEAR_YIELD:6600] used high salinity ice
[SHEAR_FRACTURE:6600]
[SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[BENDING_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:10000]
[BENDING_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:100]
[MAX_EDGE:0]
[ABSORPTION:100]
[REACTION_CLASS:CHEESE]
[CHEESE_CREATURE]
[EDIBLE_VERMIN]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]


[Bohandas]

I'm also working on a soda machine building. I'll post it when it's finished (along with its associated reactions).

[StealthArcher]

I'm adding such craziness as a race of Mass Effect krogan who can onehandedly slay dragons and giants, unarmed.   And a race of men with balls of steel.

[JediaKyrol]

I'm adding such craziness as a race of Mass Effect krogan who can onehandedly slay dragons and giants, unarmed.   And a race of men with balls of steel.

those two should be permanently at war...Krogans got the mad nad jealousy.

[3]

I think this monstrosity fits in quite well.

[Bohandas]

Oh, also, fossils:

Code: [Select]

[INORGANIC:FOSSIL]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:3]
[BONE]
[TOOTH]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:253]
[IS_GEM:fossil:fossils:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:99]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER:2]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:VEIN:14]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_ONE:75]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_SMALL:45]

[INORGANIC:FOSSIL_SHELL]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:3]
[SHELL]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:253]
[IS_GEM:fossilized shell:fossilized shells:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:94]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER:7]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:VEIN:12]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_ONE:80]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_SMALL:25]

[INORGANIC:FOSSIL_HORN]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:3]
[HORN]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:253]
[IS_GEM:fossilized horn:fossilized horns:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:97]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER:2]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:VEIN:14]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_ONE:75]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL:CLUSTER_SMALL:45]

[INORGANIC:FOSSIL_HUMANOID]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:25]
[BONE]
[ITEMS_HARD]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:64]
[IS_GEM:humanoid fossil:humanoid fossils:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:85]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_ONE:95]

[INORGANIC:FOSSIL_PRECAMBRIAN]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:14]
[BONE]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:0:7:1][TILE:157]
[IS_GEM:precambrian fossil:precambrian fossils:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:42]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_ONE:56]
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:SHALE:CLUSTER:2]


[INORGANIC:FOSSIL_UNSETTLING]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:31]
[BONE]
[ITEMS_HARD]
[IGNITE_POINT:11000]
[MELTING_POINT:NONE]
[BOILING_POINT:NONE]
[HEATDAM_POINT:NONE]
[COLDDAM_POINT:NONE]
[MAX_EDGE:12500]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:7:7:1][TILE:'&']
[IS_GEM:unsettling fossil:unsettling fossils:OVERWRITE_SOLID]
[ENVIRONMENT:ALL_STONE:CLUSTER_ONE:8]
[ENVIRONMENT:SEDIMENTARY:CLUSTER_ONE:12]
[ENVIRONMENT:IGNEOUS_INTRUSIVE:CLUSTER_SMALL:15]
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:SLADE:CLUSTER_SMALL:100]



[PTTG??]

I remember some great old bugs that would allow very strange things to happen, things like Mule Silk Anvils and Plump Helmet Tallow swords, and a dwarf wearing beds, chairs, chests, and cabinets as armor.

Not to mention planting a bed as a seed.

I dream of a fortress that will live up to that wonderous concept.

[Jordrake]

cabinets as armor.

The Armoire of Invincibility!

Liking the submissions so far people, though I'm not sure in what way fossils are silly.

[JediaKyrol]

cabinets as armor.

The Armoire of Invincibility!

Liking the submissions so far people, though I'm not sure in what way fossils are silly.

haven't the young earth "scientists" told you?  There's no such thing as fossils...you're just seeing coincidental patterns in the rock!

[Bohandas]

cabinets as armor.

The Armoire of Invincibility!

Liking the submissions so far people, though I'm not sure in what way fossils are silly.

haven't the young earth "scientists" told you?  There's no such thing as fossils...you're just seeing coincidental patterns in the rock!

Well, actually, now that you mention it, by default, the worlds generated by the game are no more than 1050 years old at start.

...But I digress. The thing is, even if you ignore te world-gen thing, I still just have a funny image in my head of a bespectacled, lab-coated dwarven paleontologist, which just strikes me as funny for some reason. That's the main reason why its funny (which is admittedly kind of weak).

[Bohandas]

On a more clearly humorous note, I'm working on a money tree which can be planted and grown, but so far I can't get it to compile right. I may have to scrap it and code it out more normally and just have money extracted from it using custom reactions

Code: [Select]

[PLANT:MONEY_TREE]
[NAME:money tree][NAME_PLURAL:money trees][ADJ:money tree]

[BASIC_MAT:INORGANIC:MONEY_TREE_BODY]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]

[PICKED_TILE:36][PICKED_COLOR:2:0:1]
[GROWDUR:2500][VALUE:8]

[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:DRINK:PLANT_ALCOHOL_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen lucre]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:lucre]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling lucre]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:10]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:2:0:0]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]
[PREFIX:NONE]

[DRINK:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:DRINK]

[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SEED:SEED_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:5]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]

[SEED:money tree seed:money tree seeds:4:0:1:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:SEED]
[SPRING][SUMMER]
[FREQUENCY:1]
[CLUSTERSIZE:3]
[PREFSTRING:profit margin]
[GOOD]
[WET]
[BIOME:LAKE_TEMPERATE_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:LAKE_TROPICAL_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:LAKE_TROPICAL_BRACKISHWATER]
[BIOME:RIVER_TEMPERATE_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:RIVER_TROPICAL_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:RIVER_TROPICAL_BRACKISHWATER]
[BIOME:MARSH_TEMPERATE_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:FOREST_TROPICAL_MOIST_BROADLEAF]
[BIOME:POOL_TEMPERATE_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:FOREST_TEMPERATE_BROADLEAF]
[SHRUB_TILE:36]
[DEAD_SHRUB_TILE:155]
[SHRUB_COLOR:2:0:0]
[DEAD_SHRUB_COLOR:4:0:1]


Code: [Select]

[INORGANIC:MONEY_TREE_BODY]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
[METAL_ORE:COPPER:90]
[METAL_ORE:SILVER:10]
[METAL_ORE:GOLD:5]

...acutally, now that I think of it, if I use custom reactions, I can extract the money directly as coins...

[Bohandas]

cabinets as armor.

The Armoire of Invincibility!

Liking the submissions so far people, though I'm not sure in what way fossils are silly.

haven't the young earth "scientists" told you?  There's no such thing as fossils...you're just seeing coincidental patterns in the rock!

Well, actually, now that you mention it, by default, the worlds generated by the game are no more than 1050 years old at start.

...But I digress. The thing is, even if you ignore te world-gen thing, I still just have a funny image in my head of a bespectacled, lab-coated, dwarven paleontologist, which just strikes me as funny for some reason. That's the main reason why its funny (which is admittedly kind of weak).

Code: [Select]

[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_LABCOAT]
[NAME:labcoat:labcoats]
[UBSTEP:MAX]
[LBSTEP:1]
[LAYER:COVER]
[COVERAGE:150]
[LAYER_SIZE:20]
[LAYER_PERMIT:50]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:5]
[SOFT]
[STRUCTURAL_ELASTICITY_WOVEN_THREAD]

[Untelligent]

Here's a few small samples from a Kingdom of Loathing mod I was working on (which in itself would probably fit the theme of this mod):

Spoiler: Dodecapede (click to show/hide)

[CREATURE:KOL_DODECAPEDE]
    [DESCRIPTION:Toxic cave crawler, / Kind of like a centipede / But with just twelve legs.]
    [NAME:dodecapede:dodecapedes:dodecapede]
    [CASTE_NAME:dodecapede:dodecapedes:dodecapede]
    [CREATURE_TILE:'a'][COLOR:7:0:0]
    [PETVALUE:1000]
    [PET_EXOTIC]
    [BIOME:SUBTERRANEAN_CHASM]
    [UNDERGROUND_DEPTH:1:3]
    [LIKES_FIGHTING][NOFEAR]
    [LARGE_ROAMING][FREQUENCY:20][DIFFICULTY:2]
    [POPULATION_NUMBER:30:60]
    [CARNIVORE][NATURAL]
    [LARGE_PREDATOR]
    [GRASSTRAMPLE:10]
    [PREFSTRING:dozen legs]
    [NOBONES]
    [BODY:KOL_DODECAPEDE:2EYES:HEART:BRAIN:MOUTH]
    [BODYGLOSS:CLAW_FOOT]
    [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN_MATERIALS]
    [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN_TISSUES]
    [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:EXOSKELETON_TISSUE_LAYERS:CHITIN:FAT:MUSCLE]
    [SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
        [TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
    [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
    [TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
    [LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
    [HAS_NERVES]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:ICHOR:ICHOR_TEMPLATE]
    [BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:ICHOR:LIQUID]
    [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
    [GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
    [GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
    [PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
    [BODY_SIZE:0:0:5000]
    [BODY_SIZE:0:0:20000]
    [BODY_SIZE:1:0:100000]
    [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
    [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
    [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
    [MAXAGE:20:30]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:POISON:CREATURE_EXTRACT_TEMPLATE]
        [STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dodecapede venom]
        [STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen dodecapede venom]
        [STATE_NAME:LIQUID:dodecapede venom]
        [STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:dodecapede venom]
        [STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling dodecapede venom]
        [STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling dodecapede venom]
        [PREFIX:NONE]
        [ENTERS_BLOOD]
        [SYNDROME]
            [SYN_NAME:a little bit poisoned]
            [SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
            [SYN_IMMUNE_CREATURE:KOL_DODECAPEDE]
            [SYN_INJECTED][ENTERS_BLOOD]
            [CE_PAIN:SEV:700:PROB:100:RESISTABLE:START:5:PEAK:20:END:300]
            [CE_SWELLING:SEV:20:PROB:100:RESISTABLE:SIZE_DILUTES:LOCALIZED:VASCULAR_ONLY:START:0:PEAK:30:END:250]
            [CE_FEVER:SEV:20:PROB:100:RESISTABLE:SIZE_DILUTES:START:5:PEAK:50:END:300]
    [ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:MOUTH]
        [ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
        [ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
        [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:50]
        [ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:50]
        [ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
        [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
        [SPECIALATTACK_INJECT_EXTRACT:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:POISON:LIQUID:100:100]
        [ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
    [ATTACK:STING:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:STINGER]
        [ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
        [ATTACK_VERB:sting:stings]
        [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:5]
        [ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
        [ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
        [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
        [SPECIALATTACK_INJECT_EXTRACT:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:POISON:LIQUID:100:100]
    [ATTACK:SCRATCH:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:STANCE]
        [ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
        [ATTACK_VERB:spear:spears]
        [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:30]
        [ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:30]
        [ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
        [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
        [ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
        [SPECIALATTACK_INJECT_EXTRACT:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:POISON:LIQUID:100:100]
    [ALL_ACTIVE]
    [HOMEOTHERM:10040]
    [CASTE:FEMALE]
        [FEMALE]
    [CASTE:MALE]
        [MALE]
    [SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
        [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:CHITIN]
            [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1:GREY:1:BEIGE:1]
                [TLCM_NOUN:chitin:SINGULAR]
        [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
            [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
                [TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
    [SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
        [MULTIPLY_VALUE:2]

Spoiler: Dodecapede body (click to show/hide)

[BODY:KOL_DODECAPEDE]
    [BP:UB:cephalothorax:cephalothoraxes][HEAD][UPPERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_UPPER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:600]
    [BP:LB1:first body segment:STP][CON:UB][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA1:right first leg:STP][CON:LB1][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA1:left first leg:STP][CON:LB1][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF1:right first foot:right first feet][CON:RA1][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF1:left first foot:left first feet][CON:LA1][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LB2:second body segment:STP][CON:LB1][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA2:right second leg:STP][CON:LB2][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA2:left second leg:STP][CON:LB2][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF2:right second foot:right second feet][CON:RA2][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF2:left second foot:left second feet][CON:LA2][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LB3:third body segment:STP][CON:LB2][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA3:right third leg:STP][CON:LB3][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA3:left third leg:STP][CON:LB3][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF3:right third foot:right third feet][CON:RA3][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF3:left third foot:left third feet][CON:LA3][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LB4:fourth body segment:STP][CON:LB3][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA4:right fourth leg:STP][CON:LB4][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA4:left fourth leg:STP][CON:LB4][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF4:right fourth foot:right fourth feet][CON:RA4][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF4:left fourth foot:left fourth feet][CON:LA4][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LB5:fifth body segment:STP][CON:LB4][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA5:right fifth leg:STP][CON:LB5][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA5:left fifth leg:STP][CON:LB5][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF5:right fifth foot:right fifth feet][CON:RA5][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF5:left fifth foot:left fifth feet][CON:LA5][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LB6:sixth body segment:STP][CON:LB5][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]
    [BP:RA6:right sixth leg:STP][CON:LB6][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:LA6:left sixth leg:STP][CON:LB6][LIMB]

[CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:200]
    [BP:RF6:right sixth foot:right sixth feet][CON:RA6][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:LF6:left sixth foot:left sixth feet][CON:LA6][STANCE]

[CATEGORY:FOOT_FRONT]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:50]
    [BP:STINGER:stinger:STP][CON:LB6][CATEGORY:STINGER]
        [DEFAULT_RELSIZE:400]

Spoiler: A Few Weapons (click to show/hide)

[ITEM_WEAPON:KOL_ARTIFACT_WEAPON_PREPOSTIONS]
[NAME:Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions:Swords Above Inappropriate Prepostions]
[WEIGHT:90]
[SKILL:SWORD]
[TWO_HANDED:77500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:62500]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:5]
[ATTACK:EDGE:10000:4000:slash:slashes:NO_SUB:1250]
[ATTACK:EDGE:150:6000:stab:stabs:NO_SUB:1000]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:2000:8000:slap:slaps:flat:1250]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:100:1000:strike:strikes:pommel:1000]

[ITEM_WEAPON:KOL_ITEM_WEAPON_PLUNGER]
[NAME:plunger:plungers]
[WEIGHT:40]
[SKILL:SPEAR]
[TWO_HANDED:47500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:42500]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:3]
[ATTACK:EDGE:20:10000:plunge:plunges:NO_SUB:1000]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:1000:6000:bash:bashes:bell:1250]

Spoiler: Meat (Ore) (click to show/hide)

[INORGANIC:KOL_MEAT_ORE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:meat ore][DISPLAY_COLOR:4:7:0][TILE:156]
[ENVIRONMENT:ALL_STONE:VEIN:100]
[ITEM_SYMBOL:'*']
[METAL_ORE:KOL_MEAT:100]
[SOLID_DENSITY:2775]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:2]
[IS_STONE]

[INORGANIC:KOL_DENSE_MEAT_ORE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dense meat ore][DISPLAY_COLOR:5:7:0][TILE:156]
[ENVIRONMENT:METAMORPHIC:VEIN:10]
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:KOL_MEAT_ORE:CLUSTER_SMALL:5]
[ENVIRONMENT:SOIL_OCEAN:VEIN:100]
[ITEM_SYMBOL:'*']
[METAL_ORE:KOL_DENSE_MEAT:100]
[SOLID_DENSITY:4525]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:8]
[IS_STONE]
[MELTING_POINT:11875]

Spoiler: Meat (Metal) (click to show/hide)

[INORGANIC:KOL_MEAT]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:METAL_TEMPLATE]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:meat]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:molten meat]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling meat]
    [STATE_COLOR:ALL:MAROON]
    [DISPLAY_COLOR:4:0:0]
    [MATERIAL_VALUE:2]
    [MELTING_POINT:11500]
    [BOILING_POINT:14000]
    [ITEMS_WEAPON][ITEMS_WEAPON_RANGED][ITEMS_AMMO][ITEMS_DIGGER][ITEMS_ARMOR]
    [SOLID_DENSITY:3500]
    [LIQUID_DENSITY:3500]
    [MOLAR_MASS:150000]
    [IMPACT_YIELD:320000]
    [IMPACT_FRACTURE:750000]
    [IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:700]
    [SHEAR_YIELD:70000]
    [SHEAR_FRACTURE:190000]
    [SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:380]
    [MAX_EDGE:10000]
    [ITEMS_HARD]
    [ITEMS_METAL]
    [ITEMS_BARRED]
    [ITEMS_SCALED]

[INORGANIC:KOL_DENSE_MEAT]
    [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:METAL_TEMPLATE]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dense meat]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:molten dense meat]
    [STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling dense meat]
    [STATE_COLOR:ALL:MAROON]
    [DISPLAY_COLOR:5:4:0]
    [MATERIAL_VALUE:10]
    [MELTING_POINT:13000]
    [BOILING_POINT:15000]
    [ITEMS_WEAPON][ITEMS_WEAPON_RANGED][ITEMS_AMMO][ITEMS_DIGGER][ITEMS_ARMOR][ITEMS_ANVIL]
    [SOLID_DENSITY:12000]
    [LIQUID_DENSITY:12000]
    [MOLAR_MASS:150000]
    [IMPACT_YIELD:750000]
    [IMPACT_FRACTURE:815000]
    [IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:600]
    [SHEAR_YIELD:260000]
    [SHEAR_FRACTURE:450000]
    [SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:250]
    [MAX_EDGE:10000]
    [ITEMS_HARD]
    [ITEMS_METAL]
    [ITEMS_BARRED]
    [ITEMS_SCALED]

Of Course!



All ideas originally thought of by the KoL dev team, of course.