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[FearfulJesuit]

Meanwhile, the original thread has ascended to Spambotception.

[Graknorke]

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.

[kaian-a-coel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_HaMlLJ7Jk

Can someone explain me what the fuck is that about?

[MagmaMcFry]

http://77days.wikia.com/wiki/Pronunciation_Book_Conspiracy_Wiki

[SealyStar]

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.

Kinky 

[Graknorke]

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.

Kinky 

Nope, just pure petrolatum.

[Fniff]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

[SealyStar]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

[Kadzar]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

[SealyStar]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

[kaian-a-coel]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

[Fniff]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

[sjm9876]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

*Sigged*

[SealyStar]

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.

Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?

I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.

Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.

Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

Electro Snowden: It was I who hacked your microjammer, Neo Obama! You thought I died back in Moscow... but for the past twenty years, I have been training to get my revenge... your betrayal will be the death of you!

[Fniff]

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.