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[Rolan7]

Alternatively she was expecting a small, petite friend to come and answer the door, only to be greeted by a large, bedraggled man who immediately demands her friend's last name. Self-preservation instinct kicked in, and she panicked.

Ignoring size assumptions, yes, that makes a whole lot more sense in retrospect XD
I wouldn't want to share my friend's name either in that situation.  Hope she finds her!

I honestly feel a lot better about this now.

[MaximumZero]

Rolan7 confirmed for dorf? Do I finally have brethren on the forum?

[Helgoland]

I might count as two of your brethren, as long as we can do that without bisection. I kinda like the various functions performed by my lower body.

[ChairmanPoo]

I've begun reading The jackal of Nar. At first I thought it to be a fantasy version of the Afghanistan War. It even had a sort of Expy of Osama bin Laden who had studied in the fantasy equivalent of the West before becoming a religious fanatic.

Cue my WTF when I discovered that the book was published in 1999

[KingofstarrySkies]

I might count as two of your brethren, as long as we can do that without bisection. I kinda like the various functions performed by my lower body.

heheheHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHH

[Lord Shonus]

I've begun reading The jackal of Nar. At first I thought it to be a fantasy version of the Afghanistan War. It even had a sort of Expy of Osama bin Laden who had studied in the fantasy equivalent of the West before becoming a religious fanatic.

Cue my WTF when I discovered that the book was published in 1999

Never heard of the book, but it may well have been intended as an allegory to the British occupation of Afghanistan or the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Afghanistan gets taken over a lot.

[EnigmaticHat]

I've begun reading The jackal of Nar. At first I thought it to be a fantasy version of the Afghanistan War. It even had a sort of Expy of Osama bin Laden who had studied in the fantasy equivalent of the West before becoming a religious fanatic.

Cue my WTF when I discovered that the book was published in 1999

Never heard of the book, but it may well have been intended as an allegory to the British occupation of Afghanistan or the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Afghanistan gets taken over a lot.

We were funding Osama Bin Laden years before that book was written.

[Lord Shonus]

I've begun reading The jackal of Nar. At first I thought it to be a fantasy version of the Afghanistan War. It even had a sort of Expy of Osama bin Laden who had studied in the fantasy equivalent of the West before becoming a religious fanatic.

Cue my WTF when I discovered that the book was published in 1999

Never heard of the book, but it may well have been intended as an allegory to the British occupation of Afghanistan or the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Afghanistan gets taken over a lot.

We were funding Osama Bin Laden years before that book was written.

While it's true that the US was funding Islamic resistance groups in the region, Osama was not part of any of those groups so far as is known.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: D&D had a random harlot table (click to show/hide)

I think I'm starting to see where the FATAL guys got some their ideas.

Gygax had a lot of terrible ideas. Like the Orb of Annihilation in the statue's mouth.

[EnigmaticHat]

Spoiler: D&D had a random harlot table (click to show/hide)

I think I'm starting to see where the FATAL guys got some their ideas.

Wh-why can't the DM just decide what class of prostitute the party has met D:

[TD1]

Because I want to be able to look at the menu, squint, and say with quiet confidence that I want a saucy tart.

[Orange Wizard]

Gonna have to go with the wealthy procuress, myself.

[TD1]

Ah, you have no taste. Saucy tart or wanton wench is the sweet spot. Go too far up the socio-economic scale and the harlots become less saucy and more aristocratic. It's a real mood killer.

[Rolan7]

I want a satyr pimp.
But the nice thing about the table is that the DM isn't fully responsible for putting a "brazen strumpet" in front of the party and the ensuing madness.  He was just rolling on an encounter table!  Following the rules!