Did you at least learn how to woop ass with a quarter staff and your bare hands? Thats the only reason I can think of to be a monk.
Nope, Aqizzar asked a similar question about our Buddhist Order's relationship to Shaolin earlier.
How much of what you teach people who come to you is practical, and how much is spiritual/philosophical/what have you?
Everything that I teach is practical. If you can't use it in practice, what use is it? I don't think it is useful to take part in what I used to call... "mind-masturbation". Don't get me wrong, philosophy, idle speculation, and knowledge are great, but it doesn't help us by itself. You must be able to apply it; applied knowledge is wisdom. It's a knowledge of what to do, what you're able to do with knowledge that is important.
Sometimes people press me about questions about God(s), heaven/hell, reincarnation, kamma/karma, specifics - and I try to answer as the Buddha did. I am concerned with suffering and addressing suffering; Happiness, that's it. Giving insight in other topics is like giving drinking water to a man who is slowly drowning in a rising ocean tide without realising it.
If you know you're about to leave monkhood in a few months, aren't you thinking of your life-after-monkhood already right now? If you do, do you have to stop yourself from doing it?
The whole mindfulness and "living in the now" thing doesn't come easy, when there's so much past and future to think (read: worry) about (in my personal experience).
I will admit that I am already. However, this is not something that I have to stop. My preceptor, the head-monk that ordained me, is well known amongst the Thais and has been a monk since he became a novice monk at the age of 12. He is now 64. I will share a bit of what he shared with me the night before I became a monk. I am translating and paraphrasing from Thai so I apologise since some meaning will be lost.
Most people believe that the day you become a monk is the most important day of their life. However, if you enter the monkhood knowing that you will leave one day, the most important day is the day you disrobe. There are practical reasons for this; you must have a plan when you leave: an occupation, basic shelter, necessities, rebuilding your life as a 'normal person' - but there is a deeper reason. The reason is thus -in the temple- you are sheltered, there are few temptations, it is quiet, and you may study and practice in peace. Whenever you leave the temple, you leave facing the world with only yourself and the mental tools you have honed while in the temple. You must be able to apply what you have learned here in the world outside that will not make it easy for you or care that it is too hard for you.
The past is gone. You learn from it and carry on. The future is uncertain and yet to come. All I know is this moment, the present. In this moment I have choices, and to better enhance my future, I have continued to devote my present to practice, to strengthening my abilities, not because of the ego of the self, but so that I may be better prepared to continue the practice and help others once I leave the monasteries. So I take a deep breath, and concentrating on being mindful of the consequences of my actions, I act.
I asked some questions in a PM. Getting some answers(, BY PM), would be nice.
I will get to it, you asked for a long answer and I have much work.
I don't think discussing religion by itself inherently is bad, it's just that people tend to be strict objectivists and combative over their ideologies - belief systems. It doesn't matter if it's religion, science, politics, economics, philosophy, etc.
That's the funny thing, if you look at the 'Study of Truth' - Ontology, then all the people arguing are usually Objectivists. That is, they view Truth through Epistemological (Study of how you know what you know) lenses as... What I know is True, what I do not know is False. They view the world in terms of black and white.
So Theists and Atheists are at each others throats, capitalists and communists, Republicans and Democrats, no one actually tries to look at things in a different manner.
No one is a strict Subjectivist, unless you're crazy. Everything would be grey area, there would be no way of knowing anything.
But I believe there is a different route, one in the middle, of Constructivism -that is-
we create these concepts and through the sense media interpret them through other concepts, such as language. Societies then become conglomerates of constructed viewpoints and institutions we have built up.
Buddhism doesn't adhere to any strict scientific ideology and isn't dogmatic. However, much of it is rooted in chaos theory and Phenomenology (
Dependent origination).
I'd like to know if you've gotten any such stereotypical 'magic advice' from another monk at the temple, and if so what it was?
This was in Thai-
I had a senior caucasian monk from Canada (monk for over 40 years) give me a simple teaching, "When I think (focus on) about myself, I get depressed."
So I countered, "When I think about the state of the world, I also get depressed."
And then he added, "When I think about the fundamental relationships between myself and the whole of the universe, I am infinitely happy".
There's so much more, do you want any based on a certain subject?