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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« on: November 18, 2010, 09:14:38 am »
He likes elves. Another one of mine likes the outdoors. Is this normal?
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

Pilsu

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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 09:25:48 am »
To be precise, he likes looking at elves. In cages.

I suppose he could be one of those freaks who likes hairless women. Capture some females, strip them and place them in the zoo.
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 09:28:41 am »
He likes elves for their grace. I think he deserves the magma. Unfortunatly I haven't hit the magma sea.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 09:41:45 am »
Well, it's not like he likes them for their cannibalistic habits or treehugging.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 09:43:39 am »
Your right. It could be worse. But the magma sea is still go. I need to strike it for the first time evar. I've never gone to it before.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 10:30:03 am »
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 18, 2010, 09:28:41 am
He likes elves for their grace.

*Googles elven pole dancing*

Oohhh yeahhh.


Let him be, not everyone can be into short women with thick, soft chest hair!
« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 10:33:19 am by Pilsu »
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 10:34:18 am »
Quote from: Pilsu on November 18, 2010, 10:30:03 am
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 18, 2010, 09:28:41 am
He likes elves for their grace.

*Googles elven pole dancing*

Oohhh yeahhh.


Let him be, not everyone can be into short women with thick, soft chest hair!

Who said anything about women?
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 10:34:28 am »
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 10:38:07 am »
Quote from: Encased in burning magma on November 18, 2010, 10:34:18 am
Who said anything about women?

Elves have men? How can you tell?
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 10:41:32 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRi6fZ8u8p8&feature=related

At least your dwarf will sing and dance and keep the others happy...  ::)
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 01:39:43 pm »
Really though, just install an zoo. Or better yet break into modding a bit and give him some elf bone trinkets.
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 02:08:16 pm »
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 02:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Pilsu on November 18, 2010, 10:30:03 am
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 18, 2010, 09:28:41 am
He likes elves for their grace.

*Googles elven pole dancing*

Oohhh yeahhh.


Let him be, not everyone can be into short women with thick, soft chest hair!

Congratulations.



Your post is now the #1 google hit for "Elven pole dancing".
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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2010, 02:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Shoku on November 18, 2010, 01:39:43 pm
Really though, just install an zoo. Or better yet break into modding a bit and give him some elf bone trinkets.

Due to the seemingly simple files of DF, I probably will give modding a try. First I need to get the basics of DF down first. (Just got metalworking down). However : ADAMINTINE! Also, the magma sea is much different than I thought. I thought it was litterally like the ocean but underground and magma.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Least Dwarfy Dwarf Ever
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2010, 02:22:41 pm »
The fact that this is #1 on google for 'elven pole danceing' is awesome.
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