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[Ultimuh]

We are parts of Terra, but we are also ourselves. Just as your gut bacteria are a vital part of your body, but may live or die separate from yourself.

In other words.. CEOs/Shareholders/Managers/whatever for massive companies that pollute the world, and those that work under them..
Are basically malignant bacterias and/or viruses?

[helmacon]

Moreover, if a terrorist's terrorist cells become cancer cells, are said cancer cells antiterrorist cells?

If cancer cells are terror cells, than a terrorist with cancer would be terror cells in a terror cell.

[Rethi-Eli]

Moreover, if a terrorist's terrorist cells become cancer cells, are said cancer cells antiterrorist cells?

If cancer cells are terror cells, than a terrorist with cancer would be terror cells in a terror cell.

What about a terrorist that somehow spread cancer? They would be a terror cell spreading terror cell agent. Or perhaps a terror cell terror cell vector.

[kilakan]

Moreover, if a terrorist's terrorist cells become cancer cells, are said cancer cells antiterrorist cells?

If cancer cells are terror cells, than a terrorist with cancer would be terror cells in a terror cell.

What about a terrorist that somehow spread cancer? They would be a terror cell spreading terror cell agent. Or perhaps a terror cell terror cell vector.

Naw that's just the cigarette companies.

[Yoink]

....It's Australia, you think they're not going to be overrun by mutant fungus at some point?

Hey now, my jeans aren't that bad.   

[misko27]

Seriously, if you are looking to cause an extinction level event, all you need is a few well placed nukes just ahead or behind of earth orbit, to redirect some really big space rocks.

For a tiny fraction of the cost to glass AU, you can destroy all complex life on the planet. Be economical here, if you intend to be a super-villain.

Ah but it depends on the context of the villainy. Perhaps I really want to glass Australia for some reason. Maybe I just need to make a really expensive point but I also think that creating a huge burning landfill of cash is too artsy and pacifist for my tastes. Or maybe Australia just really had it coming.

But yes, there are more efficient ways, both of getting super villainous points across and of wiping out Australia. But I'm not a government accountability office, I'm a supervillain! If I cared about efficiency and the cost-benefit ratio of my actions, I wouldn't have gone into the business of killing people and blowing things up for poorly-defined reasons.

[Rose]

....It's Australia, you think they're not going to be overrun by mutant fungus at some point?

Hey now, my jeans aren't that bad.   

Only because they got washed last year.

[ChairmanPoo]

....It's Australia, you think they're not going to be overrun by mutant fungus at some point?

Hey now, my jeans aren't that bad.   

Only because they got washed last year.

Against his will

[wierd]

Washed the luck right out of them! ;P

[Solifuge]

Brother and Sister-In-Law went to have a baby a few minutes ago. There's some risk associated with it, and they'd lost a child prior. Was up way too late and it's early now, but I'm doubtful I can get back to sleep. I agreed to watch their pets/house during, so I'm there, just kinda waiting for news as it develops.

Really hoping they're all safe and okay.

Update

[NAV]

Found two grey hairs in my beard. Too young.

Edit: Congrats Soli!

[Dunamisdeos]

Hooray for Auntie Solifuge!

I was working on a mod and accidentally deleted like a week of work. Then I found it was still in my clipboard.

[misko27]

Don't know whether to put this in wtf or terrified, but considering how I'm feeling right now this is probably closer, so here goes: Two hours ago, even an hour ago, I was going to be posting in sad thread about not being able to work, and not having enough money to buy food.

Now though, all I can think about are ants, how disgusting ants are, how they might be kept at bay for three weeks, and the efficacy of my unused ant poison. Oh god so many fucking ants. I knew they were mounting in strength and boldness, but as I looked around for a sock, one I grabbed was covered with them. They were everywhere. Up until today I hadn't seen more than like, three at once. And this is right near my bed. I'm freaked the fuck out and I don't even know why.

But fuck ants though.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I sympathize, as while the ants are not in my room they are around every summer and my war against antdom is without end.

I will be their reckoning. This summer shall be different.

[Yoink]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH