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MonkeyHead

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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #75 on: December 31, 2010, 02:51:18 pm »
High quality ballista's - now disembowelling your own military more efficiently than ever. 
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MrNuke

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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2010, 02:55:11 pm »
No migrant is useless.
Every migrant comes to the fort with the *Legendary goblin bait* skill.
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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2010, 08:23:58 pm »
I'd have to say that I'm with the people who just turn EVERY SINGLE IMMIGRANT into a mason.

"Seriously, if I had wanted you to be useful, you'd be named, and in the starting seven, now get back to building my swimming pool!"
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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2010, 11:32:32 pm »
I honestly don't see any immigrants as useless. If i get someone with professions i don't need, then i assign them to professions i do need. So they might take longer to get to a good proficiency with those jobs, big deal.
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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2011, 12:06:48 am »
Ever get someone who's ONLY skill is Legendary Lair? I did once.He wasn't useless mind you, he eventuilly became the meatshield my Legendary Armor user,sheild user, dodger, fighter, and hammerfdwarf used before killing a forgotten beast.
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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #80 on: January 01, 2011, 12:34:55 am »
Even worse are adequate Potash Makers.

They aren't even good at being useless; imagine giving them an important job.
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Re: Most Useless Immigrant You've ever had
« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2011, 04:16:29 am »
Two words : Dwarven Children

Worst DAY EVER , man seriously I don't want child snatchers from the first f***ing wave
And all they do all day long is to talk and throw parties
Him snatched = 2 other dwarfs posibly dead... you know tantrums and stuff

Atleast when he grows up he will be a good broker
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