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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Ricky]

Panick. after done panicking see what material-creation-level you have

[maxicaxi]

Panick. after done panicking see what material-creation-level you have

[Robocorn]

No, Not your brain! the responsibility droids are coming for your brains!

Wait. this isn't accomplishing anything.



You're a level 57 constructor you should be able to do something to get out of here.
You just have to think. You'll just punch something into the materializer and



Oh hot Glox on a Prang-Chuzz! they thought of everything.
You'll have to use what's on hand.

[Furtuka]

qquickly assemble a brain protecting helmet out of junk lying around your room

[Robocorn]

Your mastery  of mechanics and inherent irresponsibility has left you with a surplus of junk



You usually love tinkering, but this time you're not tinkering for fun



You're tinkering for your life.

Incidentally it's just as easy as tinkering for fun. You complete your
Brain-protector in minutes.



Made of impervium alloy salvaged from the station's hull and powered
by an anti contact electro-magnetic warp reducer, it prevents any
dangerous droid pincers from penetrating your squishy head

Now if you could just



HRRNGH

a little more!



Unngh!


Droid arrival in 1000 seconds and counting

Stupid big head, stupid little arms. Now what are you going to do?

[Ricky]

quickly build two pairs of tongs that act as arm-extensions. then apply cranium protector to cranium

[Phantom]

Put it on the ground sideways and slip your head inside!

[Armok]

> Or maybe throw it up, then catch it on your head. Try all 3 approaches.

[Robocorn]

you got a great idea, this will totally work.

Just put it on the floor



and





Rrnngg!



Yeah! It's on now you only have to.



Hrrngg, Urrnng Hurk!!



No, wait, you're doing it, it's happening it's happening.



Yep, there you go, whew, harder than you thought it would be. But now you've
got your droid proof brain-protector on. Nothing can harm your brain as long as the
protector stays on your head.

Wait

wait
wait

Nope, you did it. It didn't fall. The protector has thrown off your already
extremely high center of balance.

-25 to balance
-17 to skateboarding
+10 aegis

[Phantom]

Look for something to make it lighter or stabilize your center of balance.

[Demonic Spoon]

Become TQ 01

Apply for sponsorship via the vizu screen.

Also, loving this.

[Robocorn]

This whole poor balancing thing will surely come back to bite you later, you'd better come up with some way to help lower your center of balance.

Gotta think, no time to lose focus now.
You wonder if you'll ever
No
Bad brain,
Focus
Be consistent
Come on! Come on!

You are now TQ 01

you have just finished compsoing a thoughtful message to TQ 03, who lives
back on the Gabronian Homeworld.

You're sure that she'll appreciate your contact, it's been thousands of Mandated
Consciousness Periods since you last communicated.


Sending via civillian lightspeed transmission
Estimated time of arrival on Gabronia in 85,493 Mandated Unconsciusness Periods
Thank you for your sentimentality


No! Arrgh! That is a completely unacceptable time for arrival for a message!
What ever happened to the FTL messaging system?!
Civilian?! Bah!
Being a civilian in a multistellar post-scarcity society sucks!

If you can't go to the assessment seminar
you'll just apply online.

Welcome to the Gabronian armada intit...
to apply for sponsorship pre...DING
if you would like to be a pilo...DING
Loading

Welcome to the ZX-20 pilot exam applicant
Tee Kyu Zero Won
Prepare for Immersion
Please remain still to avoid clipping industrial mirage

Let's get this over with


Welcome to the sponsorship test
You are now in a virtual Gabronian ZX-20 medium scout in deep space
between the orbit of an unguarded planet in the midst of terraforming,
and a jovian. You have intercepted a small squadron of space pirates
and sustained considerable damage from their charged ion guns.
Your shields are at 10%
Your Power is at 20%
Your upward facing aft engine is in critical condition
You have three bogies at 10 o'clock 4o'clock and 7oclock
You one hour of oxygen remaining
What do you do?

[Furtuka]

...kobiyashi maru?

[Phantom]

Do a fucking Immelman Turn and be awesome.

[maxicaxi]

Do a fucking Immelman Turn and be awesome.

Immelman Turn:

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