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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 538284 times)

Draignean

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Wait, what?

Since you requested nubile NPCs I assumed you were going to spend some of your time ogling them or some such similar and nefariously innuendo stricken action.  :P

(Nefariously innuendo stricken may be my new favorite phrase.)

Update tomorrow, must sleep so I can function later.

EDIT: %)$#$#&!! Stupid computer...  >:(
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Oh. Oh ho ho ho!
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Dominique Wakeman

"Major Cain, huh?" Dom put a hand to her head. The drunk feeling was gone, replaced by a grim soberness. Damn... I really got thrashed there... she thought, shaking her head. "I'm Dominique Wakeman. I have to say, you're really strong." She smiled, a little anyway. "I don't meet many people who can beat me that easily." She was impressed, whether or not she wanted to admit it.

The Major nods, the smile vanishing to be replaced with a much more neutral look. "You have some ability, you lack flexibility though, as well as..." she gives your appearance a mildly disapproving once over, wrinkling her nose slightly at the alcohol on your breath. "Discipline." She finishes the sentence and shakes her head in a sort of amusement. "You certainly aren't the first to try alcohol to boost their abilities, it has become something of an epidemic recently. I have taught the same lesson you have just learned at least thirty times in two days, to fools who think a harder punch means a more sure victory."

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Trol Grane

Find a training dummy and stab the shit out of it to vent off my anger

These people are totally uncooperative, frustrated and armed you find the nearest training dummy that doesn't have someone using it and start practicing. [Melee 4+1] You do some work on speed strikes and hitting vital areas when you can't see them, it isn't as productive as a training match would be but at least the dummy doesn't complain.

+1/8th Melee

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Tarran Smith

Go down to the shooting range thing with the target guns, then get all shootty.

While you wait on Saun and Teague you might as well pack some training in. You grab one of the practice rifles with a similar weight to yours and hit the target call button, taking aim and relaxing your mind as best you can. [Marksman 2+1, 4+1, 3+1, 2+1 Vs Difficulty 14, pass] It's far from pretty work but you manage to get them all, you think you might get more out a more advanced course though.

+1/8th marksman

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Ellen Saun & Jamie Teague

Saun: Saun enters the training hall with her stunning get-out-my-way-please-or-I'll-break-my-foot-off-in-your-ass smile. [Saun observation 4] Everyone else is either busy or still obscured by a crowd of people so she approaches Taric.

Teague: [Luck roll 3] Teague will be at the Training hall in 2 turns.

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Taric Sizier

Talk to my "Fan".

You wait around for the one Tarran described to show up, you have a feeling that whatever conversation springs from stunning a bunch of people with a brail porn magazine will be a very surreal one. After a few moments a slender woman in darkened armor with an unattached full face helmet approaches you, well this would be Ellen Saun. When she reaches you she makes a motion that manages to simultaneously convey the impression of a old fashioned bow and curtsy, no mean feat in full body armor. "Private Sizier, our co says you have an interesting method of killing using pornography. I collect such... innovative uses of ordinary objects, it is a hobby of mine." She gives you a smile that you can't quite classify, it's either winning, or pretty. You can't quite tell.

   
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"Ah, So a fan of unorthodox warfare. I didn't kill them using porn though. A grenade did that." Keep talking to her.
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Saun shrugs her shoulders "You could say that, have been since I was eight and garroted my mother with her bra. Anyway, if you didn't kill them with porn, what was it for?"
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"Nah, I think you misunderstand me," Dom said, scratching the back of her head. "I wasn't trying to do any better. I was just drinking 'cause they offered it to us after the mission we pulled, and Tarran didn't want his, so... Anyway, I fight better when I'm sober. It's just more fun when I'm drunk." She shrugged. "So, uh...that thing you did a minute ago..." she said, not really used to asking for things. Especially for something like this. "Could you teach me how to do that?" She could use her psionics for massive force, but she didn't have the kind of control that Cain clearly did.

Occurred to me that there's two fangirls in the training room. :p
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"Distraction. Several of us were very injured at the time and there was a full squad of them."
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Saun nods "I see, It would have been an interesting weapon to witness, perhaps in the future though.

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Cain arches an eyebrow at Dom for a moment. "You're serious? After it becomes apparent that you are she gives a look that asks 'what the hell is wrong with you?' before continuing. "I can't teach you to do that, not without a solid month of practice. People are by nature focused upon themselves, and concentrated force is difficult to channel in any direction except directly away from yourself." She gives you another once-over and sighs. "I've got some free time before I need to meet with the Matriarch, I can show you a few things that might help you. If you can manage a willing and moderately sober mind."

 
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Also, I think I've horribly desensitized all of you, I can do things like have 8 year old girls strangle their own mother with said mother's own bra and you don't so much as bat an eyelash.

If you become serial killers using any of the methods that I have and will mention it is not my fault, and I can in no way be legally implicated!
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"I could give a little demonstation here..."
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No worse than Dwarven Fortress itself; that's actually relatively tame compared to some stories posted in the adventure mode threads. o.O

"I think you already took care of the sobering part," Dom said. "Nothing like being slammed around repeatedly to make you pay attention." She punched her fists together. "I'm ready to give it a shot."
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Also, I think I've horribly desensitized all of you, I can do things like have 8 year old girls strangle their own mother with said mother's own bra and you don't so much as bat an eyelash.
Nah, you didn't. I was already horribly desensitized before I joined this RTD.

Go for the advanced course! Pew pew!
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No worse than Dwarven Fortress itself; that's actually relatively tame compared to some stories posted in the adventure mode threads. o.O

Hrm, yeah. Beating someone to death with their own testicles is probably more WTF inducing that this. Dwarf fortress, if it doesn't make you a sociopath, nothing will.
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It makes sense from an IC view, Taric is a god damned maniac :D.
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Okay... Working on the Armor sheets and the specs on the new weapons for Villains.

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