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[kawaiidesunekochan]

So, a pink monster diplomat has arrived to my fort. His name is Osnusmduba stozbubozse the hateful ape.  He is a scaled weasel twisted into humanoid form. He appears to be emmanciated. It is muscular. Beware its deadly dust! For some reason, he is covered in water. He's also wearing a ton of elf hair jewelry. This is the coolest diplomat I've ever seen! I didn't know legendary beasts could be diplomats.

[Girlinhat]

Technically, once they become a member of a civ they can do whatever they want.  That's pretty boss though, especially the elf hair, and being pink.  Rejoice, for our horrible overlords are come!

[Carcanken]

His dut would probably kill your dwarfs, so, try to lock him inside somewhere or something

[Girlinhat]

Or just don't provoke him into dusting.

[Urist is dead tome]

Is it possible to be muscular and emaciated?

[Granite26]

I, for one, welcome our new pink ape overlords

[kawaiidesunekochan]

His dut would probably kill your dwarfs, so, try to lock him inside somewhere or something

Nah, he's pretty cool. Not dangerous at all, he doesn't use his dust. He just walks around my fort hanging out with my dwarves.

[proxn_punkd]

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?

[kawaiidesunekochan]

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?

How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?

[Urist is dead tome]

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?

How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?

Very yes. I've seen humans represented by clowns many times. I've even been tasked to kill them by the civilization.

[janglur]

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?

How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?

Yes, including other humans.

[arkhometha]

It's widely know that humans have demons for diplomats.

[monk12]

I, for one, welcome our new pink ape overlords

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All Hail!

[Urist McGyver]

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.

[Urist is dead tome]

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.

To get around the traps part you just disassemble then reassemble them.