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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677754 times)

Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5025 on: September 10, 2013, 02:27:22 pm »
Misplace them both and act like it never happened as a kea flies away with all of it.

WWUD if hauling was a skill that had to be trained?
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Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5026 on: September 10, 2013, 02:36:35 pm »
Take 10 years to haul that hematite boulder to the stockpile. By age 100, he's practically teleporting the rocks miles away using his beard psionics.

WWUD if he was a master of beard-fu?
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Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5027 on: September 10, 2013, 05:13:17 pm »
Get killed by a lucky arrow to the beard, because his dodge skill was neglected and rusty.

WWUD if his sword and shield were suddenly made of wood?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5028 on: September 11, 2013, 09:00:39 am »
Use them to make a fire.

WWUD If "I am Urist McDesmondmiles, I am an Assassin"?
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Apani

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5029 on: September 11, 2013, 09:37:10 am »
Urist McDesmondmiles cancels narrate dramatic story: what... the... fuck?

What would Urist McCarpenter do If he was given a piece of talking wood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5030 on: September 11, 2013, 09:45:45 am »
He would carve said wood into wood bolts, then said talking wood would shout insults at whatever it hits.

WWUD if a child werebeast that showed up which is almost cute and yet trying to be fierce at the same time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5031 on: September 11, 2013, 04:15:18 pm »
Urtist: "Aaaaaaw... is so cute"
Baby werebeast: *bites Urtist's beard*
Urtist: No! Not the beard! PREPARE THE STELLAR ATOMIC MAGMA CANNON!

WWUD if magma was radioactive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5032 on: September 11, 2013, 06:33:42 pm »
The next time he gets caught in the magma tunnels due to his own stupidity, he turns into THE ATOMIC DWARF.

WWUD if he was THE ATOMIC DWARF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5033 on: September 11, 2013, 06:36:24 pm »
Urist McNewsreporter cancel spam announcements: is it a lungfish? is it a flying wagon? no, it's ATOMIC DWARF!

WWUD if all elves were Cacame.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5034 on: September 12, 2013, 11:09:29 am »
Prolly get pwnd

WWUD with a soap spear?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5035 on: September 12, 2013, 11:26:42 am »
Use it to wash wounded in the hospital, pissing it's creator off to no end but delighting the overseer by discovering an infinite source of soap.

WWUD if he was stabbed by a soap spear while he was in the hospital?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5036 on: September 12, 2013, 01:50:36 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on September 12, 2013, 11:26:42 am
Use it to wash wounded in the hospital, pissing it's creator off to no end but delighting the overseer by discovering an infinite source of soap.

WWUD if he was stabbed by a soap spear while he was in the hospital?

Urist McShanked has been happy lately. He has had an injury come pre-cleaned lately.

WW Urist the Militia Commander do if assigned the soap spear?
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Apani

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5037 on: September 12, 2013, 02:44:08 pm »
Scrub all the floors with it to make enemies slip, then get killed by slipping himself.

Alternatively: Grow attached to it, and go berserk when it wears out, killing the soapsmith.

WWUD if bolts were poisonable and inflammable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5038 on: September 12, 2013, 06:09:39 pm »
Urtist Mc Sadic Marksdwarf cancels break: Interrupted by carp kobold thief.
Kobold thief cancels stealing useless stuff: Extinct.

WWUD if the kobolds went extinct?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5039 on: September 12, 2013, 10:39:49 pm »
Nothing. They don't usually last more than 400 years anyway.

WWUD if kea men started sneaking into the fortress and stealing xXPig Tail Fiber SocksXx?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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