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[Olith McHuman]

Activate plan B. Party!

WWUD if his over-complicated death trap actually worked?

[Baffler]

He wouldn't be quite sure what to do. That's never happened before.

WWUD if the overseer ordered him to carry out upgrades to the over-complicated death trap that he knew would cause it to flood the fortress?

[Lagslayer]

Rejoice! It's a way to make it even deadlier!

WWUD if his supposed death trap was actually an undeath trap.

[Eric Blank]

Be grateful that he's a vampire and all buddy-buddy with the undead.

WWUD if he were instructed to extinguish a colony of bees?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist dumps a bucket of water on the hive. Enraged by his intrusion, the bees swarm out to attack.
And then the game slows to 0 fps under the load of 100,000 pathfinding bees.

WWUD if the beekeepers invented war hornets?

[IronTomato]

Sic 'em on the invading gobbos, only to find that they had most of their bodies covered by armor.

WWUD if he found out how to milk bees?

[Enemy post]

He would be all he could bee.
WWUD if he was writing a letter to Santa?

[Lagslayer]

Tell Santa about how bad he has been this year. Use the mountain of coal to boost his steel industry.

WWUD if there were magma mermaids in the magma sea?

[hops]

[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.

[Enemy post]

Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?

[Lagslayer]

[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.

Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.

anyways..

Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?

Mine out every single tile in the world within one frame. Because that is his super power. Then he drowns when the ocean collapses on top of him.

WWUD if he discovered rock layers that glowed with sunlight?

[Skribbblie]

Avoid them like the plague and cover them in vomit.

WWUD if he found a beard on the ground?

[Torrasque666]

Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?

No, its a reference to the old "Mermaid Farm". Go look it up.


ONTOPIC: Hunt down the monster who tore such a majestic creature from its idiotic host.

WWUD if Toady decided to remove anvils from the game?

[Apani]

Learn that Some anvils need to be dropped and move on, wasting all his time surfing on TV Tropes while the fort is overrun by whatever.

WWUD if Kobolds were being kept as cattle?

[hops]

[EXPUNGED]
EDIT by Toady: No.

WWUD he has a pet FB.

Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.

'twas a joke.

Ontopic:

Wake up one day to find them and all the mugs missing.

WWUD if it rained slade.